Top 13 George Lopez Quotes

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In life, there’s a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don’t have balance, you have comedy.
George Lopez
The thing that upsets me the most is the entitlement of people that will stand with a flag and say to some other people that they need to go back to where they came from. When, in fact, they also would need to go back to where they came from, because you need to go all the way back to the beginning.
George Lopez
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
George Lopez
It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn’t know I could do it but I knew I couldn’t not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn’t quit.
George Lopez
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
George Lopez
It’s a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
George Lopez
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content on whatever server and send it to you specifically. We may even lose the live performance.
George Lopez
When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
George Lopez
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn’t do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
George Lopez
So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother’s house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write.
George Lopez
When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.
George Lopez
When things are bad, it’s the best time to reinvent yourself.
George Lopez
I’ve spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
George Lopez