Top 133 Gross Quotes

If you give me fro-yo without mangoes, you’re dead to me. If you say that Hawaiian pizza is gross, we’re done.
Chloe Kim
I don’t sing. If I could sing or dance, I would have done something really gross in a G-string by now – when I wasn’t working and was desperate – and ruined my career.
Jason O’Mara
It’s absolutely amazing to me that anyone allowed their children to watch ‘The Ren & Stimpy Show’ in the ’90s; it’s dark, gross, nihilistic, and absolutely bizarre.
Emily V. Gordon
I bite my split ends off in the car, which is gross. It’s disgusting. I’ve probably got a fur ball in my stomach the size of a tennis ball.
Tess Daly
To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you’re mixed, more often than not you’re quote unquote white. So if you’re mixed, you embrace the mainstream culture more than the African-American culture.
Keegan-Michael Key
I had gross morning sickness til about 15 weeks and then gestational diabetes, and most annoyingly, from about week 20, I had pelvis issues, which saw me on crutches for the last five weeks of the pregnancy and has since developed into full-blown Osteitis Pubis and pelvic instability.
Zoe Foster Blake
While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.
Frances Bean Cobain
In practice, socialism didn’t work. But socialism could never have worked because it is based on false premises about human psychology and society, and gross ignorance of human economy.
David Horowitz
I’ve been in government and politics my entire career, and while I try to keep a level head and a reasonable tone in my commentary, even I can lose my head sometimes and let anger bubble over and burst out. It feels gross, looks ugly, and leaves a lasting mark.
Dana Perino
The idea of sitting in a booth, and having someone pay me to sign autographs, seems so gross to me.
DJ Qualls
I got hit with an octopus in Detroit one time. It was the most gross thing I’ve ever had happen. I got it right in the back of the neck; all the juice was coming down. It was awful.
Pat Burns
I remember there were days when – and this is kind of gross – I would sleep in my uniform to save time in the morning and then get up and go to school… it didn’t matter because I didn’t have to impress anyone, and I didn’t have to look cute in class.
Stacey Farber
Senator Badger did not call. During the whole of the last session of Congress, he did not call on me. He is a bitter partisan and is no doubt sensible that during the presidential canvass of 1844, he did me gross injustice.
James K. Polk
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
Pamela Anderson
As long as almost no new social housing is built, gross inequality will persist, and class structures will grow ever more constraining.
Dawn Foster
I’m not big on protein shakes – I think they’re pretty gross, actually – so I have to make sure I eat enough meat, fish, and other good protein sources.
Elana Meyers
When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly – constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
SoulCycle feels gross, is gross, and I’m grateful to have found it.
Mary H.K. Choi
My dance teacher will show me pictures of girls who are rhythmic gymnasts, and they are super skinny. But I don’t want to be too skinny. I think that looks a little gross when you are dancing. You don’t want to be a scrawny, bony thing.
Maddie Ziegler
We are shallow because we have become enslaved by gross materialism, the glitter of gold and its equivalents, for which reason we think that only the material goods of this earth can satisfy us and we must therefore grab as much as can while we are able.
F. Sionil Jose
My comedy isn’t clean; it’s just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It’s like, ‘Oh, I have a clean vibe, but I say gross, weird stuff.’ It’s just, it’s very gentle the way I say it. It’s not upsetting or jarring to people, because I’m not very aggressive.
Josh Gondelman
I would be ignorant to say colorism doesn’t exist; it’s gross and disgusting.
Jurnee Smollett-Bell
People always talk about the nausea that comes with che

People always talk about the nausea that comes with chemotherapy. For me, it’s more like a queasiness. And it can be intense. It’s an uncomfortable, gross kind of ‘blech’ feeling.
Stuart Scott
In 2006 or something, I was recording the voices for this short, ‘The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti.’ I was having fun doing these really crappy Doc Brown and Marty McFly impressions. During the middle of a line, a burp came out naturally. It was just so funny and gross.
Justin Roiland
When gross public debt exceeds 90 percent of GDP, economic growth tends to decline considerably.
Kevin McCarthy
Some actors occasionally waive their outlandish salaries and take a cut of the gross instead.
Jeff Giles
I just – I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of ‘Bachelor,’ and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like, the ‘Real Housewives’ is just raw, and it’s just – it’s the fights that get me. It’s just very uncomfortable for me.
Ken Marino
Bill Clinton is just as gross as Donald Trump – so much so that the Clinton campaign can’t really back Trump into a corner on his integrity or mistreatment of women because Bill’s personal history is so damn awful.
Shaun King
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I’m not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others… that’s gross.
Nadine Velazquez
In books or films, it is desirable to have a climactic battle scene, but the world does not operate in those gross dramatic terms. In Vietnam, there was a general aimlessness, not just in the physical sense, but beyond that in the moral and ethical sense.
Tim O’Brien
I’m a gross human being.
Scott Speedman