Top 133 Swear Quotes

I would never commit acts of domestic or family violence, stalking or sex offenses against Vince Russo or his household members or any other kind of member that he might have hanging around. Never would I do such a thing. I swear to that.

I swear I’m not bossy in any other aspect of my life – it’s just on set.

Mine was the most usual upbringing, I swear! I knew a girl who could only wear full-sleeved clothes. They had weird restrictions. My life was great.

When I left Kentucky at age 18 to attend the U.S. Naval Academy and lifted my right hand to swear the oath to defend our Constitution, I did so willingly.

I know a lot of people don’t have their parents in their life – their mother, their father – but I’ve got the best two you could ask for, I swear.

When I need to get into details, I like French. But when I want to do something stronger, English is better. The swear words are stronger in English. And on the court, ‘Allez!’ is light. ‘Come on!’ That’s strong.

As soon as we finish a tour, I think, ‘Oh my god, I’m unemployed.’ I swear to God, every time I’m not touring, I hear my father yelling, ‘You’re unemployed if you’re not working every day.’

I think I’m the happiest person in the world, I swear to you. I’m like continuously catching my mind, like, ‘Wow, like, everything is perfect in my life, there’s nothing wrong.’ I’m just so scared to even admit it because I want nothing to go wrong.

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.

I have three tank tops which I wrung terribly, fixed them many times. I had people rip them in the ring and swear at them, and I’d fix them.

I swear too much.

I’m on my computer a lot, but I swear I have an excuse! I spend about nine hours on media a day, but seven or eight of those are doing my schoolwork.

It’s all about sound. It’s that simple. Wireless is wireless, and it’s digital. Hopefully somewhere along the line somebody will add more ones to the zeros. When digital first started, I swear I could hear the gap between the ones and the zeros.

It is an outrage that Donald Trump can swear and scream on national television and no one says boo about how he presents himself.

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

When I finally came to the United States, I was forced to get a job right away. I spoke no English – none. I started working as an aesthetician in this beautiful boutique salon in Beverly Hills. Being an aesthetician didn’t require an elaborate vocabulary in English. My first client was Cindy Crawford! I swear.

I swear every day I love it more and more. If you want to go 47.0 in a 100 free and you’re 47.1, you have all these years behind you and it comes down to a 47-second race. It can be so brutal sometimes, but that’s the part I like about it.

People can say I am a terrible role model because I swear all the time or that I fight people. Look, I don’t want little girls to have the same ambitions as me. I want them to know that it is O.K. to be ambitious. I want them to know that it is O.K. to say whatever it is that is on their mind.

I swear like a sailor, assuming the sailor in question died in 1800 and was really square.

My temper manifests itself when I can’t find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

I say something bad every day, but I like to swear sparingly because it has more impact.

I had a year of therapy and I swear to God, I went in that with a certain level of self-love, but not enough to keep me out of bad relationships, not enough to try and save people who were toxic for me, not enough to recognise when something was bad, to walk away.

It’s very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make them pay. That’s what it’s like being on set with adults.

Whenever I start a book, I swear it’s going to be a short one. But then it’s, ‘Who was his grandfather? And how did he get there in the first place? And what kind of animals is he chasing?’

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.

Many persons swear by positive thinking, and quite a few have been helped by it. Nevertheless, it is not a very effective tool and can be downright harmful in some cases.

People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly stuff you’re not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.

I, Binyavanga Wainaina, quite honestly swear I have known I am a homosexual since I was five.

My life, I swear, is, like, 75% public. I have a very small percentage of my life that is private. But I do keep that private life private.

My opinions of which of my works are good are vastly different than other people’s. There is one that I’m obsessed with but I swear… no one else has ever even commented on it. So I’m a bit shy to draw attention to it.

When people start talking about venture capital and finances and how to create this and do that, a lot of it, I swear, it’s like sitting in an escrow meeting when all you want to do is buy a house, and you’re signing 50 pieces of paper, but you have no idea what they’re talking about.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

We underestimate children and the people who work with them. I swear – so often, I tell people I am a children’s author, and it’s like they want to pat me on the head: ‘Aw, isn’t that sweet.’

I definitely swear more than I should.

Back in 2006, when I started in the industry, there was a very old-school beauty mentality. We had to take headshots, and the makeup artists put on so much makeup – I swear I looked like a 48-year-old woman, and I was 22.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Sometimes Ron Howard uses swear words.

I love high concept movies, but they can only work if the source of inspiration is really human – if they’re driven by pain and strong emotions. Once you connect the audience with that, then I swear you can take them on the craziest journey, and they’ll come along.

I swear, if anyone near me even so much as whispers the sentence ‘Women probably don’t want to direct,’ my fist will fly as a reflex action.

Oh my God – this is scary and sad all at the same time. I literally dream about buying my own groceries. Swear to God. Because it is something that is real and normal.

I never heckle. I never swear.

I have a lot of Twitter rules. I never swear on Twitter, and if anybody’s inappropriate, I block them. I have young followers.

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I’d learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don’t use them. So I declined.

Don’t get confused; doing choreography in the ring can be done by anyone. I take the guy who works in the gas station on the corner, and I teach him a choreography for a week, and I swear he can do it in a ring.

I don’t drink in public. I don’t swear on TV. All I want is for people to say Chris Eubank is an all-right guy.

It was illegal for black people and white people to play checkers together in Birmingham. And there were even black and white Bibles to swear to tell the truth on in many parts of the South.

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number. The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear. I said I try not to, but of course I’m just a normal person.

As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in our country, we believe in our people, and we believe in our constitution.

Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it’s true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have.

I’m really happy that people understand that man-repelling is a good thing. I was afraid people would think I was mocking fashion, and it’s like, ‘No, I swear, I’m wearing feathered sleeves as I write this!’

I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.

A lot of people don’t realize that depression is an illness. I don’t wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

For makeup, I swear by a base of Embryolisse, Nars concealer, that Bobbie Brown foundation stick, Pat’s highlighter, a brow fill-in with dark brown eyeshadow and angle brush, a groom with Anastasia brow gel, an eyelash curl, and two swipes of drugstore mascara.

I swear, there is no one better listening to the fans and knowing what they wants and how to make them cheer other than John Cena.

I like cake, I swear a lot, and I hardly ever go to the hairdresser. I don’t think I’m a movie star.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

There’s always a better word than a swear word.

I learned to speak Italian, somewhat. Definitely enough to get around in Italy. My grandfather always used to swear at my grandmother in Italian.