Top 135 Wit Quotes

In the old days of literature, only the very thick-skinned – or the very brilliant – dared enter the arena of literary criticism. To criticise a person’s work required equal measures of erudition and wit, and inferior critics were often the butt of satire and ridicule.
Joanne Harris
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.
Margaret Cavendish
The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
Avicenna
Solving wits and puzzles, in a way, helps to develop wit and ingenuity.
Shakuntala Devi
Don’t fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else’s expense.
Harvey Mackay
While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
Lewis Carroll
Where might is mixed with wit, there is too good an accord in a government.
Elizabeth I
Reason is mechanical, wit chemical, and genius organic spirit.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.
Carrie Brownstein
The Sarajevans have a very particular world view – a mordant wit coupled with this unbearable sadness and… truckloads of guts, you know.
Geraldine Brooks
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
Alexander Pope