Top 14 Toaster Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Toaster Quotes from famous people such as Clint Eastwood, Ramez Naam, Ted Danson, James Turrell, Rodney Dangerfield, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
AI does not keep me up at night. Almost no one is working on conscious machines. Deep learning algorithms, or Google search, or Facebook personalization, or Siri or self driving cars or Watson, those have the same relationship to conscious machines as a toaster does to a chess-playing computer.
Ramez Naam
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you’re more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!
Ted Danson
My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn’t do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff.
James Turrell
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
My interest in theater really began in the ’70s when American realism wasn’t really in favor. I really dreaded going into a play that had a toaster that worked. I just didn’t want to see that.
Bill Pullman
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got a toaster.
Gemma Collins
Nick made me give away my Hello Kitty TV, my Hello Kitty microwave and my Hello Kitty toaster. I got to keep the Hello Kitty cordless phone.
Bridget Marquardt
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
You can’t be a perfect environmentalist unless you’re Ed Begley, Jr., whom I once saw on TV using a bicycle to power his toaster. He’s amazing.
Sara Gilbert
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.
Tim Cook
I think we’ve been dulled by capitalism. We’re just blobs now – we’re so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can’t really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.
Rupert Everett