Words matter. These are the best Toaster Quotes from famous people such as Clint Eastwood, Ramez Naam, Ted Danson, James Turrell, Rodney Dangerfield, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
AI does not keep me up at night. Almost no one is working on conscious machines. Deep learning algorithms, or Google search, or Facebook personalization, or Siri or self driving cars or Watson, those have the same relationship to conscious machines as a toaster does to a chess-playing computer.
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you’re more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!
My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn’t do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My interest in theater really began in the ’70s when American realism wasn’t really in favor. I really dreaded going into a play that had a toaster that worked. I just didn’t want to see that.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got a toaster.
Nick made me give away my Hello Kitty TV, my Hello Kitty microwave and my Hello Kitty toaster. I got to keep the Hello Kitty cordless phone.
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
You can’t be a perfect environmentalist unless you’re Ed Begley, Jr., whom I once saw on TV using a bicycle to power his toaster. He’s amazing.
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.
I think we’ve been dulled by capitalism. We’re just blobs now – we’re so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can’t really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.
