Top 150 Ham Quotes

I was partnered with the singer Drew Lachey of the popular group 98 Degrees. Drew and I complemented each other with our strengths. I was good at dancing and teaching dance, and he was a good student and a natural-born ham for the cameras.
Cheryl Burke
I figure it’s almost like a balance. We’re eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for you and, OK, so what if it has a little ham hock in it?
Paula Deen
I was raised by a dad who has a fantastic sense of humor who raised me on ‘The Muppet Show,’ Steve Martin movies, and Woody Allen’s standup, and he really encouraged me to ham it up from an early age.
Janet Varney
My favourite dinner is a cup of tea and a ham sandwich with English mustard.
Marco Pierre White
I always wanted to be one of the best players in the world like Zinedine Zidane, so it was great that I ended up playing at West Ham against some of the best players in the world.
Mark Noble
I’ll do everything I can to get West Ham as far up the table as I can.
David Moyes
Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it’s not prohibited.
Kate Christensen
I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there

I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there were West Ham fans there. It’s crazy.
Mark Noble
I’m not a philosopher, I’m just a simple boy from East Ham.
David Bailey
I didn’t have the chance to play at West Ham, but in football, you always have a chance. When I went to Liverpool, I had the chance to show my quality.
Javier Mascherano
I have never had a pair of knickers sent in the post. I’ve had jams, lemon drizzle cakes, West Ham football shirts and footballs and books. I’ve had pillowcases with my face on, tea towels with my face on, face flannels with my face on, towels with my face on.
Jeremy Kyle
I struggled to get into any sort of team as a kid, but I struggled along and, though it’s amazing how long it has actually taken me, I am finally in the Premiership and to play against my old mates from West Ham, the team I supported as a boy, was unbelievable.
Jimmy Bullard
In football winning games is all that matters, but a team like West Ham and every team apart from Man City are going to lose games.
Mark Noble
The days when the words ‘Hollywood actor’ framed Ronald Reagan like bunny fingers as an ID tag and an implied insult seem far-off and quaint: nearly everybody in politics – candidate, consultant, pundit, and Tea Party crowd extra alike – is an actor now, a shameless ham in a hoked-up reality series that never stops.
James Wolcott
My brother, who’s a violinist now, was the real ham, the real performer of the family. His passion for the violin is the only thing that kept him from being an actor.
Peter Dinklage
I love Vegemite sandwiches, Milo, ham sandwiches, chicken breasts, and that’s all I used to eat. I wouldn’t eat anything else. So at home there was always two sets of dinner, one for Mum and Dad and one for me, because I was so fussy.
Adriano Zumbo
All my mates are West Ham supporters; I went there at 15.
Harry Redknapp
I am a ham, I like to joke around.
Weyes Blood
I’ve always known I could play football. I went to Arsenal and West Ham as a kid, but I took a year out because I wanted to play with my mates and get that competitiveness back. I got that fighting spirit and I never want to lose that.
Jonjo Shelvey
I came to QPR looking for a new challenge after six years at West Ham, a wonderful time capped off by promotion at Wembley.
Robert Green
I love pineapple. You know, pineapple’s great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It’s a very versatile fruit.
Vic Reeves
West Ham is a massive club and I want to do well. I want to create the same sort of feeling I’ve had at every other club.
Robert Snodgrass
When I speak to my dad and my wife, and friends, they say it’s 10 years at West Ham, you’re leading the team out every week, when you sit back and really think about it, it’s very rare.
Mark Noble
I was very tired when I left West Ham, but that’s my character really. I gave everything. It can be bad, that, because you need to be at your best when you manage a football team. The players take it on board and see how you are.
Gianfranco Zola
I was a little ham and was a very open kid, probably because I was around adults all the time. That also forced me to grow up fast, and I learned at an early age about how people lie and deceive each other.
Seymour Cassel
I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I’m just a natural ham, I guess.
Queen Latifah
I was relegated with West Ham and you never forget that. Going down, playing in the Championship, I constantly remind myself of that. I still remember the feeling, without doubt, I wouldn’t allow myself to forget it.
Michael Carrick
Over the years I’ve tweaked my stuffing recipe many times, adding a variety of ingredients like sauteed wild mushrooms, dried cherries, fresh chevre, toasted hazelnuts, chopped ham hock meat, and other taste treats.
Tom Douglas
Thank you to all of the fans and everybody connected with Norwich City, West Ham United, Queens Park Rangers, Leeds United, Huddersfield Town, and Chelsea.
Robert Green
I’m only 20; you’ve got your whole career ahead of you. I’m just focused on playing for West Ham and playing with a smile on my face and enjoying it.
Declan Rice
HAM radio is very inexpensive, it is nearly unlimited and free to use. The only limitation is that you can only talk for five minutes to any given person because the station gets out of range within that time.
Charles Simonyi
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there’s a lot of people say there’s a lot of ham in me.
Sam Donaldson
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
Paul Lynde