Top 151 Jon Quotes

I know people like Jon Snow a lot.

Jon Bokenkamp is awesome.

I would like to be the first guy to beat Jon Jones.

There’s the young Jon Voight and the old Jon Voight.

Jon Jones’ skill set is unique. Jon Jones goes out there and does video game moves that the announcers can’t even call because they’ve never seen them before.

Jon Jones is a great fighter.

My last audition for ‘Baby Driver,’ I had to meet with Jon Hamm and go through the scenes. I was a bit nervous: ‘What if Jon Hamm dislikes me? This is the end.’ I also watched ‘Mad Men’ religiously, so that didn’t help with my nerves.

I can’t imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn’t one of the signs of apocalypse.

I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled and pretended it didn’t happen. I love him and his wife; they’re so sweet. I was very nervous.

I’m a big fan of Jon Jones.

Jon Jones is at the top for a long time, can’t say enough about him.

I know I can beat Jon Jones.

All my body is ready for Jon Jones. He cannot break me. I will break him.

Jon has always been able to start off at a certain pace but then pick it up throughout the fight and then, at the end of the fight, his opponents are like, ‘Damn, this guy is at another level.’ I think that’s what makes Jon Jones, Jon Jones.

We’re not all Jon Stewart. I know I’m not. I dropped out of college. Why would you come to me for anything that may influence your fact-based perspective? I think that the job of a comic is to be emotionally true.

Can anyone tell me what Jon Jones was ranked when he fought for the UFC title? No one knows. I believe, in that aspect, it was easier to get fights back then. It wasn’t, ‘What’s this guy ranked?’ You fought, made your money, and went home.

You’ve got Jon Jones, for instance. That guy is the best, one of the best fighters in the world, but he’s a cheater.

I love the ‘Daily Show,’ and I think Jon Stewart is hysterical. But literally, the answer to every single problem is, ‘Congress should pass a new law.’ It’s this unbelievably optimistic view of, ‘We can pass a law, and then everybody will get along.’

When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they were acting like that person. They weren’t like – it wasn’t even like they were really trying to go for a laugh, especially in Phil Hartman’s case.

I was lucky in that I played in a Liverpool team alongside the likes of Raheem Sterling, Jon Flanagan, Andre Wisdom and Suso and you knew that these players were special.

My mentor Jon Simmons introduced me to the Stanislavski system, which is so heavy on back-story. So you write and write and write these back stories about a character and then you throw it away. So then on set, if it doesn’t come, then you didn’t do your work.

Well, Jon Hamm isn’t a real celebrity.

If they call me to fight Jon Jones, I’m ready to fight anyone in the UFC.

I think honest lyrics help somebody say, ‘I was struggling with this, but if Jon goes through that, too, and if Jon’s telling me that his life isn’t as good as it seems on his Instagram,’ that helps somebody in their day to day.

You can’t just walk up to Lebron James in a crowd of players and talk to him the way you can walk up to Jon Jones.

I wasn’t prepared to be so… arrested by Jon Hamm.

‘The Critic’ was so absurd, and I loved that. I loved working with Jon Lovitz, I think he’s got a great, great voice for animation.

‘The Replacements’ is where I met Jon Favreau, and we just clicked like, you know, like kids at a camp. And he wrote my next movie, which was ‘Made.’

As a champion and one of the best fighters in the world, guys should always step up to the plate and want to fight Jon Jones.

‘Iron Man’ and ‘Iron Man 2’ are as Jon Favreau films as you can see.

When I work with Lil Jon, as soon as I come in the studio, he already knows what we’re gonna do. He’s one of those producers where when you know you’ve got a session booked with them, you’re job is easier because they’re probably already going to have an idea or a hook.

I’ve said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That’s been a pretty good career decision, I think.

I remember an interview so terrible with CNN’s Jon Klein, I nearly blurted out, ‘Forget it, I am a loser!’ But I didn’t need to say it. My face and posture did.

I want to fight Anthony Johnson again, for sure. I want to fight Jon Jones again. I want to fight the guys that beat me, those who are at the top.

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

I like Jon Stewart. He’s not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can’t stand.

I have a feeling he felt Jon Voight had run away with the film, which he didn’t, though he was brilliant in it, in a much less easy part. I just don’t know what had got into him, but something had.

I’m not scared of Jon Jones or Chris Weidman or whoever. I’m here to fight. That’s it. It’s simple.

Jon Gruden just wants you to come to work, work hard and produce on Sundays. He’s not really too much worried about babysitting or holding somebody’s hand.

My mother and my sister are big Jon Snow fans.

I was a huge fan of Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, Jan Hooks, obviously Phil Hartman, and a very young Adam Sandler.

It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

I think when you host a radio show, just like Jon Stewart hosts a show, I think sometimes I bring up stuff… that makes people cringe.

I don’t want people following Jon Kabat-Zinn. I want them following themselves.

You can never criticize a monumental musician like Jon Lord or Richie Blackmore, or the part they played in the group, but life goes on.

When I got into the Nashville scene, with the Ross Coppermans and Zach Kales and Jon Nites and Nicolle Galyons, all these people who have No. 1 hits with huge celebrities, they were able to show me creative ways and right ways of formulating songs.

Being the family’s literate one, my wife doesn’t watch television much, preferring third-world novels, though she’ll sit in now and then when I have on Jon Stewart.

I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

There would be no Marvel without ‘Swingers’; there would be no Jon Favreau directing ‘Iron Man,’ no Robert Downey Jr. playing Iron Man; no ‘Avengers.’

Jon Tester had a chance to stop sanctuary cities, but he voted with them.

Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to.

I did what Jon ‘Bones’ Jones couldn’t do, and that was finish Bader in a minute and fifty-six seconds.

In the early ’90s, Too Short was like one of the first dudes who kinda discovered Lil Jon. So I always used to see him at concerts and we’d pow wow – a good dude, you know?

I’d say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he’s just, he’s talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don’t know what’s going on.

Jon has always been the romantic. He started dating before I did. I was more awkward and nervous in front of girls in high school.

The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is ‘The Daily Show’ with Jon Stewart, if he’ll have me. It’s not competitive with CNN and it’s too much fun.

I’m better than Jon Jones. I’m better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.

I’m a writer and director. And the movie I’ve seen a million times is ‘Coming Home,’ directed by Hal Ashby and starring Jon Voight, Jane Fonda and Bruce Dern.

While at Cal Tech I talked a lot with Jon Mathews, then a junior faculty member; he taught me how to use the Institute’s computer; we also went on hikes together.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Jon Anderson and I, we really liked a lot of classical music, and we wanted to get some orchestral arrangements going on ‘Time And A Word.’

You know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits!

Someone asked why I invited Jon Stewart to be the first guest on the ‘Journal”s premiere in 2007. ‘Because Mark Twain isn’t available,’ I answered. I was serious.

Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect Lady Gaga. But we’ll travel hundreds of miles to touch the hem of Jon Stewart’s robe.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.