Top 165 Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come in under the radar, below people’s defenses.
Chuck Palahniuk
Horror stories give us a way of exhausting our emotions around social issues, like a woman’s right to an abortion, which I always thought was the core of ‘Rosemary’s Baby,’ or the backlash against feminism which I always thought was the core to ‘Stepford Wives.’
Chuck Palahniuk
A short story is something that you can hold in your mind. You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine.
Chuck Palahniuk
Of the big horror movies of the ’70s, you have ‘The Omen,’ ‘The Sentinel,’ ‘Rosemary’s Baby,’ ‘The Stepford Wives,’ ‘Burnt Offerings’ – these are all romantic fatalist movies where there’s a sort of glimmer of hope… but darkness wins.
Chuck Palahniuk
My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through.
Chuck Palahniuk
There are people out there who will not read books, but somehow they’ll read my books.
Chuck Palahniuk
To be honest, I hate silence.
Chuck Palahniuk
A big reason why I started writing is I felt that fiction had stopped evolving. All other entertainments were getting better, constantly, as technology allowed. Movies. Video games. Music.
Chuck Palahniuk
We don’t have friends, so we watch ‘Friends’ on TV.
Chuck Palahniuk
I never think I’m making fun of my culture. In fact I’m making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.
Chuck Palahniuk
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen.
Chuck Palahniuk
We’re so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define truly humane behavior.
Chuck Palahniuk
I take a lot of flak from the counter-establishment for selling out.
Chuck Palahniuk
In books, you can just wallow in dialogue, and you can just wallow in written words. In screenplays, every line has to serve the purpose of the line that’s implied before it and the line that’s implied after it. Maybe five lines have to do the work of fifty lines.
Chuck Palahniuk
My stories always have these twisted happy endings, and the boy always gets the girl.
Chuck Palahniuk
If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Chr

If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, life would be much simpler.
Chuck Palahniuk
I believe in something. But I don’t believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.
Chuck Palahniuk
I want my characters to really overuse their coping mechanisms to the point where they break down within 300 pages.
Chuck Palahniuk
So many of our enormous emotional crises are lived through the media. They’re lived through movies; they’re lived through what we watch on television – they’re not actual events in our life.
Chuck Palahniuk
I write in a noisy, distracting world so the books can be read there.
Chuck Palahniuk
I get a lot of letters from women who insist that ‘Fight Club’ is not just a guy thing. They insist that women have the same rage and need the same outlet.
Chuck Palahniuk
The first step to eternal life is you have to die.
Chuck Palahniuk
When I was little, my grandma used to get romance novels, and she would get hundreds of these, and she’d read a dozen a month.
Chuck Palahniuk
I was born in 1962, and it seems that throughout my entire life the world has demanded peace but maintained conflict.
Chuck Palahniuk
My parents divorced about the same time the movie ‘The Parent Trap’ came out, about two twins at camp who scheme to get their parents back together. I had that same fantasy.
Chuck Palahniuk