Top 17 Wendy Liebman Quotes

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My parents used to bring me to Radio City when I was a

My parents used to bring me to Radio City when I was a little girl, so performing there 50 years later was absolutely surreal – especially with my parents in the audience!
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw ‘How to be a Stand-up Comedian,’ it resonated. I realized I’d rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.
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My sister and I had a lemonade stand – with a two-drink minimum.
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I used to write jokes with friends. We’d pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control.
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
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Most of my childhood is a big blur, ’cause I needed better glasses.
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I think it’s never too late to start anything, except maybe being a ballerina.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I love being a housewife… I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.
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I’ve been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.
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I spend a lot of time on Facebook and Twitter writing all day long because I feel it’s my job to entertain people.
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Just figuring it out for 30 years – 30 years… I think I’m ready now to expand – to grow.
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A couple of weeks ago, I did karaoke and got nervous in a way I hadn’t gotten nervous in 25 years. I’m so used to getting on stage in front of strangers to tell jokes, but singing is a whole different animal.
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People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes.
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At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I just write down what my husband says in his sleep. He’s the funniest person, even unconscious.
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