Top 170 Split Quotes

I am a Gemini. We have split personalities. While at work, I am fully in it. I can be attached yet very detached. I have no feelings of remorse.
Kiran Bedi
If you’re dining with someone who wants the same cut, it’s always better to get a 16-ounce steak and split it than to order two eight-ounce steaks. The longer something cooks, the more flavor it develops, so you’ll get a better taste with a bigger piece of meat.
Tom Colicchio
Mum came to Crawley from Sri Lanka at 19 after marrying my dad. Later, Dad had financial problems and they split for a while.
Romesh Ranganathan
Public-opinion polls show that Americans split about evenly on civil unions. But when the words ‘gay marriage’ are presented, they break 3-to-1 against it.
Dick Morris
Stories helped me unite parts of my existence that might otherwise have seemed irrevocably split by geography and time. And stories helped me find a future in which I, such a mongrel, could be comfortable.
Mohsin Hamid
In Zagreb, the Old Town really could be Prague. You go two hours to the coast to Opatija, and you really could be in the South of France, in the Croatian Riviera. And then you head down the coast towards Split, and you get into more Turkish architecture, so you can double Istanbul.
James Watkins
My mum and dad split up when I was five years old, and that was quite upsetting. But ever since then, I’ve been very hard.
Carl Froch
You do need parental guidance and I was in a great position with both my mum and dad. They split when I was a baby but even though I stayed with my mom they were both very much involved in my upbringing.
Leonardo DiCaprio
If you had an ex-wife, and it was a pretty bitter split, you might not ever want to talk to her again. Who cares if everybody in the family and your friends want you to say hello again? It’s your choice whether you want to do it or not.
Vinnie Paul
Music is split up now into little pockets.
Chris Martin
I don’t have any contracts, so I don’t have to split any money up. That was my main thing – just making sure I’m taking care of myself and taking care of Lil B. Just learning to survive, for myself and as a human in America.
Lil B
I hitchhiked, took trucks ‘n’ trains – anything that would pick me up. I stopped in Memphis for about six months and they found me and come got me. Stayed about a month an’ split again.
John Lee Hooker
I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don’t really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there.
Kevin Nealon
I don’t know why my parents split up. I guess they just drifted apart, but I do know they stayed very good friends.
Minnie Driver
My father was the youngest of six brothers, and he was the brains. I never thought he was making what he should have. He had to split it with five brothers. So I made up my mind: I was going to go on my own and make my own money.
Alan C. Greenberg
The developing science departs at the same time more and more from its original scope and purpose and threatens to sacrifice its earlier unity and split into diverse branches.
Felix Klein
Once you made that decision to split New Order up, you were like, ‘Woo-hoo! I better get out there and get a job.’
Peter Hook
My parents split up when I was 16, and, while Mum came to a few Tests, Dad didn’t make many. So I was glad he was at Lord’s.
Glenn McGrath
Technically, I split my time between N.Y.C. and Boston.
Junot Diaz
My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness.

My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear anything.
Katya Zamolodchikova
The president doesn’t hold all the cards. The cards are evenly split up!
Rick Santelli
The most important thing is you should not be split or fighting each other.
Bhumibol Adulyadej
The reality of split government puts a premium on creativity within the administration. President Obama needs to put the right people in charge of the agencies and then have them push the bounds of administrative power to change policy through those agencies. President Obama has a pretty good track record of this.
Eliot Spitzer
I have almost no memory of my parents ever speaking to each other. They split up on bad terms. I assumed that’s what family life was like. Just essentially a soap opera.
Kevin Parker
I remember when I turned 30 and I started doing sit-ups, I split with my girlfriend and stopped drinking and all sorts of things. It was a very weird time. But 60… I like it.
Frank Skinner
I was 2 when my parents – actress Connie Stevens and singer Eddie Fisher – divorced. I was too young to experience the pain of their split, but it was rough growing up with a father who wasn’t there.
Joely Fisher
Women are actually superb at math; they just happen to engage in their own variety of it, an intricate personal math in which desires are split off from one another, weighed, balance, traded, assessed.
Caroline Knapp
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
Johnny Knoxville
I think it was when I was nineteen, by that time the Jewish laws were already in force and the split was beginning to come about which isolated the Jewish culture.
Gyorgy Ligeti
‘Ludacris’ is something that I made up. It just kind of describes me. Sometimes I have like a split personality. Sometimes I’m cool, calm, and collected, and other times I’m beyond crazy.
Ludacris
We play Amazing Race on New Year’s Eve. My mom or aunt makes a whole list of things that we have to find, and we split up into teams. Sometimes it’s like a Chinese takeout menu or take a picture with a cop, so on New Year’s Eve we’re running around all over the place going into restaurants and different things.
Trea Turner
Money and success haven’t really changed my beliefs or opinions over the years. When I was growing up, my mum and dad split when I was 13 or 14, during the early-Nineties recession. At that time, my dad went bankrupt, and it played a huge part in it all at home.
Matt Bellamy
I’ve split out, played receiver, I’ve been a fullback, I’ve been in-line.
Austin Seferian-Jenkins
At the tight end position, you’re asked to do so many things. You’ll see me split out wide singled up like a wide receiver.
Travis Kelce
We like the size of the company today given the environment and have no plans to split it up and make it smaller.
Bob Iger
Air power is indivisible. If you split it up into compartments, you merely pull it to pieces and destroy its greatest asset, its flexibility.
Bernard Law Montgomery
I am an artist and have no right buggering about with verbs and split infinitives, which is what being a writer says to me.
Ralph Steadman
When you split up with someone, someone that you’re seriously in love with, it takes a lot of time before you even realise that you’re upset. You know? It just hits you.
Pete Doherty
You can never split yourself from the family you were born into.
David Linley
You have very short travel blogs, and I think there’s a split among travel writers: the service-oriented writers will say, ‘Well, the reader wants to read about his trip, not yours.’ Whereas I say, the reader just wants to read a good story and to maybe learn something.
Tim Cahill
Divorce is contagious. That’s right – when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.
Jenna McCarthy
The split between religion and science is relatively new. Isaac Newton, who first worked out the laws by which gravity held the planets and even the stars in their traces, was sufficiently impressed by the scale and regularity of the universe to ascribe it all to God.
Seth Shostak
Governors sometimes have a hard time jumping up on a table and yelling the loudest because they’ve actually been there. They realize it’s difficult to govern in a split environment.
Bill Haslam
My tights split while I was tap dancing in the West End in 1993.
Craig Revel Horwood
I got used to being pushed down, getting my eye split open and guys talking trash.You have to learn to live with it and adapt to it. That’s what I did.
Mike Conley Jr.
Football is full of different characters but there are perhaps none who have a split personality quite like Jose Mourinho, as I can testify from personal experience.
Eniola Aluko
I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we just wrapped yesterday cause it was split over the holiday.
Charisma Carpenter
The trickiest thing is that a lot of times in ‘Venom’ comics, they’ll reveal part of Eddie, and he’ll be like a Venom body with an Eddie head, or he’ll do that classic split frame face.
Ruben Fleischer
My family moved to Israel when I was eight until I was 10, and then we came back, and my parents split up. I was suddenly in a single-parent home and on scholarship. Fifth grade was such a hard year for me.
Natasha Lyonne
My parents split before my fifth birthday, and I moved with Mom and my three siblings to her native Oahu.
Janet Mock
There's this whole split personality thing of being a f

There’s this whole split personality thing of being a farm girl and a rock and roll girl.
Kate Pierson
Apparently, there are all sorts of reasons why your hair might stop growing, including split ends, breakage and overuse of heated styling tools – in my case, it might be a combination of all three!
Susanna Reid
Modern secular thought has its own dualism: It treats only the physical world as knowable and testable, while locking everything else – mind, spirit, morality, meaning – into the realm of private, subjective feelings. The so-called fact/value split.
Nancy Pearcey
A lot of goals are scored when defenders lose their concentration for a split second and a forward makes a run in behind or gets that one extra step that leads to a shot.
Becky Sauerbrunn
Achieving a balance between career and children doesn’t necessarily mean the time is split evenly. Successful parents understand there will be times when their family will need more attention and times when a career will demand more energy.
Amy Morin