Top 170 Suck Quotes

McDonald’s doesn’t suck. It’s just not Wendy’s. Wendy, she’s much prettier than Ronald McDonald.
Molly Sims
I believe that, artistically and culturally, the free r

I believe that, artistically and culturally, the free radio air should be able to support local artists of whatever genre. Play 40 percent of your local artists; don’t suck up to major labels to the point where you neglect your own locale.
Chuck D
I’m really good at math and history, but I suck in English.
John Daly
Toplines usually suck. I’ll send a song to a band or artist whose entire body of work I love and I’ll ask them to do a vocal for one of my songs and I’ll get it back and I’ll hate it so much. It might have to do with my possessiveness over my music.
Porter Robinson
We don’t tell a 17-year-old kid that Nike sucks, because the fact of the matter is, Nike doesn’t suck. They’re actually very good at what they do.
Kevin Plank
I’m not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will not let you go. Try to get out of any of them, and you will see. They are just like some religions where apostasy is punished by death.
Robert Cailliau
When posing in lingerie, I suck everything in and pop my hip out a little bit. If you lie on your side and draw one knee in a bit, it makes you look more curvalicious.
Sara Sampaio
Once you create a believable fictional universe, you suck the audiences into that world and they tag along for the ride.
Thiagarajan Kumararaja
I suck at titles.
Mark Boal
Always be yourself… unless you suck.
Joss Whedon
I always felt, even before I got pregnant, that it’s better to accentuate your curves. A lot of women try to tuck their butt in or kind of slouch because they’re trying to hide. Obviously, you can’t suck it in, but it’s important to really show off the belly.
Marisa Miller
I’d be lying if I said that it didn’t suck to see Durant doing so well.
Greg Oden
Every one of our films, when we start off, they suck… our job is to take it from something that sucks to something that doesn’t suck. That’s the hard part.
Edwin Catmull
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck.
Craig Ferguson
I think you can have the greatest lyrics in the world and if it doesn’t have the best tune in the world it will suck. I mean if the music wasn’t important it would just be a poem.
Julian Cope
If you’re going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most out of it.
Drew Barrymore
I either do really well in spring training, or I suck. I either hit .350 or .150.
Christian Yelich
There’s a difference between a pop star and an artist. Pop stars have to be perfect all the time; an artist is allowed, on occasion, to suck. And I put myself in that category because I sometimes suck. I’m not trying to please the masses. It’s not going to happen, so I don’t try.
Kelis
I’ve written for every medium except poetry, at which I suck.
J. Michael Straczynski
Stories where the author has known very little, but run a computer program that tells him how to construct a planet, and looked up specific things about rocketry and so on, really suck.
Frederik Pohl
Golf is the only sport I’ve encountered where you can really suck but still have a good time.
Mike Patton
I couldn’t be a Taylor Swift. I would really suck at being Taylor Swift.
Shura
Honestly, I’ve never had anybody with ‘Teen Mom’ ever be anything but great to me. Except the editors – they suck. Everybody from the crew, I love them, they’re like family to me… I’ve never had a problem with any of them. Except the editors.
Dakota Meyer
Obviously, in a sport like golf, we see Tiger Woods fall off. There’s not really too much damage he can take from that, although when you watch him and he sucks, and you’re like, ‘God, you used to be so good but you suck now,’ it’s disconcerting as a fan.
Ben Askren
Actually, I think that a lot of the interviews and acoustic sessions and other things that artists fill their time with are really pointless and suck the energy out of the artist.
Marina and the Diamonds
Tonight I’ll dust myself off, tonight I’ll suck my gut in, I’ll face the night and I’ll pretend I got something to believe in.
Jon Bon Jovi
I’m such a horror geek, comic geek and action figure geek. I’m inspired by so much – from Hunter S. Thompson and Quentin Tarantino to ‘The Dark Knight’ and ‘Halloween’. Just show me something that doesn’t suck, and I’m happy.
Corey Taylor
I suck as a driver. I believe all cars should be piloted and driven by machines.
David Hewlett
Kids don’t know about best sellers. They go for what they enjoy. They aren’t star chasers and they don’t suck up. It’s why I like them.
Maurice Sendak
Taxes suck. They really stink.
Zach LaVine
I’m really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you’re on a red carpet or not. Even if you’re just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in.
Katy Perry
Every day there’s a lot of things I block out, because if I start visualising things, I tend to go completely insane. I’ve always had anxiety issues, and it can totally overwhelm me and suck me under if I’m not keeping focused. I just think and think until I have a panic attack, and then it dies down.
Dev Hynes
I don't spend a lot of time watching my performances af

I don’t spend a lot of time watching my performances after the fact. I suck at playing video games, but I’m a fan of the creativity, the brilliance, and the possibility of the industry.
Jennifer Hale
I know when I wear a Led Zeppelin shirt, I am happy to put that Led Zeppelin shirt on. It’s not, ‘Well, they kind of suck.’
Nikki Sixx
I’ve done my best to work from a place of humility – always looking over your shoulder saying, ‘Does this suck?’ and I think that’s a good way to work. The other way to work is where you start to think, ‘I’m on fire, I’m amazing!’ and I don’t think that’s the way to work.
David O. Russell
There are a lot of things I suck at. I’m not organized. I have to have partners and people around me who dot my i’s and cross my t’s. I’m sloppy. I’m a ready-fire-aim guy. I need to have people around me who aren’t.
Mark Cuban
As athletes, most of the time we deal with fans cussing at us, saying how much we suck.
Landon Donovan
Sometimes, life is unfair, and you have to suck it up and move on and not use it as an excuse.
Robert Kraft
I’m going to do everything I can to play at a high level. I say this to a lot of my good friends: ‘The minute you see that I suck, tell me and I’m out.’ Instead of lying to me, someone let me know!
Diana Taurasi
Bjork was so good to me. She’s very independent and she doesn’t suck your energy. She lets you be you. She’s a free spirit so she knows how to be with a free spirit. That’s the only sort of woman I could see myself staying with.
Tricky
The best thing about being rich is the freedom; freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want. It doesn’t suck.
Tommy Lee
Well, I think again, the worst part of it was just leading up to it, before we got on set, at least for me… dreading this idea that I was just going to suck and I really had strong feelings about that. I just didn’t want to be that weak link.
Tea Leoni
You’re not just top-10 UFC because you suck.
Donald Cerrone
I’m the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
Tre Cool
I’m a terrible actor. I would suck in films! The only way I would do well is if I was playing myself, which is what I did in my career.
Daniel Bryan
I know I don’t suck at being me. I’m really good at being me.
Shura
Every album, I’m worried that I’m a dork and a fraud – ‘What if I can’t sing anymore?’ Then I stop thinking and start playing guitar, and I realize that it’s okay to suck, and move forward.
Pink
I don’t suck up to anyone or do any of that. I point-blank refuse. I just hate it.
Andrew Flintoff
At 12 years old, I raised a premature baby cow on our farm because her mom had died. I bottle-fed it every day, let it suck on my chin, and babied it until it was stable.
Yolanda Hadid
Learning how to rap actually improved my English, because it forced me to talk fast, and I used to suck at that.
Rich Brian
I’m an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody’s energy. But I give it back.
Dolly Parton
I’m always writing and reflecting on life. I want to suck it all in.
Jeff Buckley
I think just that dog inside of you. When things suck, just to still fight.
Derek Carr
I’m a big girl, but I have a delicate constitution emotionally. If I’ve been humiliated in some audition, I just cry all the way home and think, ‘Oh my God, I suck.’
Allison Janney
Depending on which of the many hydrogeological zones of India you tap into, the water can either be easy to reach or incredibly difficult to suck out.
Rohini Nilekani
The great thing about a sitcom is that you’re in front of a live audience, so you really get in touch with what audience reaction is, but also there are lots of elements of film that you’re dealing with, and there’s kind of a great boot camp or graduate school mentality to it, because you’re going to suck.
Topher Grace
90% of every art form is garbage – dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that’s good, suck it up, and drive on.
Patton Oswalt
I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what’s so funny? I have days when I’m absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don’t understand it.
Lil’ Kim
A lot of fitness has that very masculine energy and drive, and that never worked for me. I want to be challenged. I don’t want to be told that I’m terrible and that I suck and that I’m not good enough – that’s not motivating.
Mary Helen Bowers
If you want to build a larger physique that actually makes you look like you lift, you need to train your shoulders, back, triceps, glutes, and legs more frequently. You probably also need to suck it up and train them harder than you ever have before if you want them to grow.
James Haskell
Somebody will come on TV singing, and you’re like, ‘Oh my God! I mean, they suck! You know, who signed them?’ Well, it’s just because she’s good lookin’, or it’s because he’s takin’ his shirt off and he’s muscley or something, or else he wouldn’t have gotten his chance.
Blake Shelton