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Straight people say, ‘You know you’re just gay,’ and gay people say, ‘You know you’re just gay.’ There is such a thing as bisexual!
I have a very dark sense of humor.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don’t have a lot of it.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
There are all kinds of addictions, and I’ve got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it’s done working for me.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I’ve been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
I really have to edit myself – I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I’m just a little unaware of what’s deemed appropriate.
In terms of being vulgar, I don’t think you need to be violent unless it’s slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny – we’ve all tripped and fallen on our faces.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I say, ‘I’m bi, my love knows no gender,’ and the straight community says, ‘Oh right, that’s just a cover-up – you’re gay!’ And the gay community says, ‘Yeah right, that’s just a cover-up – you’re gay.’ They both want to push me gay.
I used to steal a lot. But I don’t do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can’t find anywhere else.
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you’re in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.
I know it’s corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.