Words matter. These are the best Bam Margera Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
I don’t like Paris so much.
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
I want to make my own movie.
I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
It’s kinda all about image.
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them.
My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they’re both going in the ground soon!
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I’m not running a business at the house. It’s just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don’t have offices set up at my house, and that’s what the township thinks.
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
I’m Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad’s butt all day today.
