Top 18 Jason Jones Quotes

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Who doesn't want to be in the pictures?

Who doesn’t want to be in the pictures?
Jason Jones
People are forgetting how crazy President 43 was.
Jason Jones
Every field piece I did on ‘The Daily Show’ was a story that lasted five to six minutes. We had a protagonist, we had an antagonist and often put them at odds. We knew the story we wanted to tell before we went in, and often it was about plugging whatever character you have – in this case, a real person – into said part.
Jason Jones
I’m actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to the Clintons.
Jason Jones
With as much media as there is out there, there’s always something that someone says that’s stupid that you can make fun of.
Jason Jones
Real life doesn’t exist on a network television comedy. They just don’t let you travel down any road that is presumably ‘dark.’
Jason Jones
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version.
Jason Jones
People feel really uncomfortable when there’s silence.
Jason Jones
Kids are appendages on so many family sitcoms. They’ll come in, they’ll make half a joke, and then they’re like, ‘OK, gotta go to school,’ or ‘I’m going to my room.’ And then you never see them again.
Jason Jones
Put your idol worship on firemen or a schoolteacher or a rescue worker or a first-aid worker or Doctors Without Borders. I love those guys. Those are your heroes.
Jason Jones
I get ‘The New Yorker,’ and I’m usually about three issues behind. But I do catch up. The problem is that it always seems like homework, but then you start reading it and go, ‘Why am I not doing this all the time? These are such great stories!’ But, yeah, that stack gets so big and dense.
Jason Jones
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing.
Jason Jones
For news, I follow ‘The New York Times,’ ‘The New Yorker,’ and ‘ProPublica.’ For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.
Jason Jones
I would rather be right than happy.
Jason Jones
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and hopefully the funny comes.
Jason Jones
It’s one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it’s unbearable to watch, but I love seeing it when it’s done right.
Jason Jones
Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback’s name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one day.
Jason Jones
The Holiday Inn Express brand is known for great service, comfortable beds, all-you-can-eat ice from machines at every hotel, so I was pretty excited when they asked me to be a part of their Smart Thinking Platform.
Jason Jones