Top 188 Drunk Quotes

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at you.

I have a responsibility, and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

The thing I’d really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare’s Globe. I’d like to walk along that. Don’t worry, I won’t get drunk and fall in.

It’s getting harder as I get more known. Even though it’s my break, I couldn’t really go out and get drunk – because people expect you to be training and getting up early. But I’m not bothered about missing out on normal teenage things.

If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don’t respect him.

I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he’ll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up.

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we’d get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

A drunk truck driver ran over me. I was in a Volkswagen. It was horrible. It sounds like a cliche, but anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I give a lot of credit to my dad, who was a very strong guy.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I don’t party on weekends, I don’t get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing ‘Megaman 3,’ buster only, with my kids.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.

We’d boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there’d be no alcohol left in it.

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Summer is the time when one sheds one’s tensions with one’s clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all’s right with the world.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don’t ask what the part is, but what century it’s in.

All the mistakes I’ve ever made in my life have been when I’ve been drunk. I haven’t made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of ‘Les Miserables,’ in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not – and was not interested in – telling a lie.

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it’s not abstaining for religious reasons or any other reason.

I’m never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.

I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.

I don’t like tea! Never have, never drunk it.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they’re 21.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

I wasn’t drinking to get drunk. It’s social drinking, so what’s the point? It’s empty calories, you’re poisoning yourself.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother’s advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men’s crapper of the local bar.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

People kept reminding me. They were like, What was I doing on my 21st birthday? I was in Vegas getting drunk. You’re actually walking the red carpet. You’re hanging out with Patrick Stewart. Not everybody does that.’

I rely on the promise, ‘God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.’

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long – they’re like the drunk at a party you can’t get rid of.

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full is little better than a beast, and he that drinks till he is drunk is quite a beast.

I’ve never drunk coffee. I’m convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.

I don’t want to fall into any single category. I don’t want to be known for portraying drunks or heavies or saints.

Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.

Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

I see myself as a serious artist, but yeah, when people come to my shows, they want to hear ‘What Was I Thinkin’,’ ‘Drunk on a Plane,’ and lots of up-tempo, fun songs.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Neoliberalism has left Britain’s boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty and insecurity. It was never going to last.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.

When we started I wasn’t the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

I’m not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone’s man or get drunk on TV.

I like to get drunk, I’m a power drinker.

It’s okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.

Playing new songs at festivals is weird, obviously. People at festivals are always a bit drunk, and probably just want to hear stuff they know by bands they love, or are checking you out and don’t know your stuff very well.

But I’ve never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.