Top 19 John Stamos Quotes

I don’t want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.

I grew up doing sitcoms and theater and even playing with the Beach Boys, where you’re programmed to perform, your body gets into a rhythm and you know it has to perform.

I’ve had a fairy tale life. I had a perfect family, a beautiful childhood, an incredible upbringing. I lived a lot of life but a lot of good life.

People look at me and go, ‘You must have it made. You have girls. You have a great life.’ It’s not true. I mean you pull the curtain away, and you see I’m just as insecure and neurotic and scared and vulnerable as anybody, you know.

I’ve been been on the cover of TV Guide, on every single talk and entertainment show except Letterman. It’s interesting being older and dealing with this kind of success. I’m more appreciative of it now, and I don’t take it for granted.

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald’s. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

I went to Broadway and I’ve been doing some fun guest spots with ‘Entourage’ and ‘Glee’ and I’m ready to have my own show.

I started Pilates. I’m the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: ‘How can we make John look ridiculous?’ Because every exercise involved my legs up, like I’m in the stirrups or something.

This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, ‘I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby’.

I like to sing with people, whether they’re good or not.

I’m not the guy who bursts into the room. I’m the most insecure person you’ll meet if you get to know me.

I’m finally looking older and inviting my wrinkles.

I’m happier in my career now than I’ve ever been.

I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do think it’s very romantic to cook dinner and sit around the piano at night and sing together.

I like when guests come over early and we chop veggies and talk and play music.

I have a trainer that I box with. Luckily, on ER, they’ll tell me if I have a shirtless scene coming up and I’ll have a few weeks to power it out.

Mary-Kate and Ashley, who played Michelle, were great. I miss them, I love them, and I need to borrow some money from them.

For so many years, fans and friends have been wanting me to succeed and be back on TV every week, which hasn’t happened since ‘Full House.’ I feel like I came through for them.

In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter.