Top 20 Paul Lynde Quotes

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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse

Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
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I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
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If I’m not working, I don’t know what to do.
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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a belt.
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An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.
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I think basically an actor is a salesman.
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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I’ve never found an easy way.
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The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I’d get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
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My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
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I laughed all the way through Love Story.
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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
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Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
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My following is straight. I’m so glad.
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I’m Liberace without a piano.
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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
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I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
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