Top 200 Cynical Quotes

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
Lily Tomlin
Twitter is an amazing thing; it brings footballers closer to the fans because so many of them are on there. I was cynical about it to begin with, but I have been converted.
Gary Lineker
Sometimes I do think that politicians are only in it for themselves, but actually as Ive got older Ive started to feel less cynical about them.
Hugh Dennis
I think it’s dangerous being cynical because you close doors rather than open them.
Freddie Fox
I’m a very jaded and cynical person.
Ed Helms
I really try, at least consciously, not to be cynical o

I really try, at least consciously, not to be cynical or ironic.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Sometimes you get the cynical person saying, ‘Do we really need another book set in Nazi Germany?’ But I think you just have to ask, ‘Is this a story worth telling?’
Markus Zusak
Students undergo a conversion in the third year of medical school – not pre-clinical to clinical, but pre-cynical to cynical.
Abraham Verghese
I’m a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I’m not: I’m a silly, silly fun boy.
Pete Holmes
I think if you’re a regular viewer of Fox News, you’re among the most cynical people on planet Earth. I cannot think of a more cynical slogan than ‘Fair and Balanced.’
Bill Keller
If you’re an artist, it’s great to have a knowledge of the business and be educated about that, but you’ve got to keep the balance right between business and artistry; otherwise, you get cynical.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
I’ve gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.
Patton Oswalt
Perhaps the biggest myth about cynicism is that it deepens with age. I think what really happens is that experience painfully rips away layers of scales from our eyes, and so we do indeed become more cynical about many of the things we naively accepted when younger.
Julian Baggini
I love Billy Wilder, and I love the way that his films can be very touching and very moving and very romantic, and at the same time there’s always a little cynical undertone, there’s always something that undercuts things.
David Nicholls
‘The Larry Sanders Show,’ it’s actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn’t exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional, cynical show, which I don’t think the show was.
Garry Shandling
It’s so easy to manipulate an audience, but it’s nearly always clear that you are being manipulated. I think even people that are not critically attuned are aware of cynical manipulation in film.
John Boorman
A lot of people have asked me whether I am a cynic or take a cynical view of politics and are often surprised when I say that I consider myself an optimist, but an optimist dressed in the robes of a realist.
Beau Willimon
As a result, I’ve been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend.
Jack Abramoff
The more cynical you become, the better off you’ll be.
Matt LeBlanc
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
George S. Patton
There are not too many times when a movie’s not cynical, you know what I mean?
Michael Pena
I’m not by nature a cynical person. But sometimes your expectations are different from reality.
Fred Armisen
We had a lot of riots. We came under attack from many of the police departments. It certainly wasn’t some publicity thing. I was afraid for many years. We couldn’t play in LA for many years. A lot of people got very cynical.
Greg Ginn
I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.
Nargis Fakhri
I always like to write something that will paint a cynical picture, but provide hope at the same time; I like to do that with my writing, even in the worst of times.
Bill Ward
When you play music with someone who has a heart rather than playing with someone who is just doing it for money or is cynical it makes all the difference.
Greg Lake
But I’m trying not to be cynical – I don’t want to be one of those people who has a cool opportunity and blows it. It’s really amazing what’s happening to me.
Shannyn Sossamon
When you have to work with and exist amongst cynical, burned-out personnel on a set, it doesn’t matter what you’re shooting or how much you’re being paid – it’s not worth it.
Henry Rollins
I must confess that over my career, I’ve actually downplayed the importance of DJs. It’s such a different art form. Then all of a sudden you try it, and you think, ‘Good God, these guys do work.’ I used to be very cynical and very blase about it. I can only apologize.
Peter Hook
It may sound corny in a cynical age but literally generations of our people have given much of their lives to establishing and cherishing the Labour party because they believed what the party told them when they joined.
John McDonnell
I’m kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.
Gal Gadot
I don’t mock things, which makes me more vulnerable to mockery myself. If you’re cynical, you’re protected from mockery. But I have to be nice. I don’t think I have irony. A sense of humour, yes, but not irony.
Michel Gondry
Before children, even the most cynical people throw down their usual masks and become capable of feeling the purity and love which all human beings seek.
Sun Myung Moon
I’m sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.
Jo Brand
I never thought I’d spend all my life with Gary. I suppose I was quite cynical about marriage. But with Jude, I knew right from the beginning: there was an electricity I’d never felt before. It was so easy, we talked for hours. It was a relief, really.
Sadie Frost
I think it’s amusing to watch a naive, well-meaning character kind of undo more cynical characters – kind of like watching Laurel and Hardy or Charlie Chaplin.
Stephen Hillenburg
The Carrie in the plot was too much like the Carrie in

The Carrie in the plot was too much like the Carrie in the book. She smoked, she swore a lot, she was very hard, very cynical. I could never have pulled it off.
Kristin Davis
I have never been a cynical person.
Margot Robbie
It’s very easy to be cynical about the hall of fame. But on the other hand, it’s really a beautiful thing for someone like me. I dedicated my entire life to this music.
Tom Petty
I’m a weird mixture of being cynical but at the same time wanting to live in a world where Bigfoot lives.
Bobcat Goldthwait
I’m cynical about the type of girl that swirls in the Hollywood community.
Shane Black
I’m not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who’d owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
Shaun Cassidy
If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a love affair. We’d never have a friendship. We’d never go into business, because we’d be cynical. Well, that’s nonsense. You’ve got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.
Ray Bradbury
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this, but probably not… I was a really cynical child.
Nikki Reed
Promising something that seems popular at the time that you know you’re never going to deliver – that’s the kind of cynical politics that I don’t want any part of.
Justin Trudeau
You know, many people have called me, friends from the nationalist camp, revisionists and so on, from around the world, have called me over the years – and now again because of what happened – and they are all very cynical about the police and the authorities.
Ernst Zundel
I was inherently slightly more bitter or cynical and that kept me from going to the commercial formulaic crowd. Also, I went to an art college and I did my foundation in art.
Abhay Deol
I love a good harsh horror movie, when it’s done well. But there are times when it feels cynical. You can tell when a filmmaker loves the genre, and you can tell when someone’s just cashing in a paycheck. Then it becomes a dumbing down – a fetishisation of violence that I react very strongly against.
Drew Goddard
I’ve always felt that if I ever got cynical, I would have to stop making music because I’d just be poisoning the air.
Glen Hansard
I’m quite a cantankerous soul. People have this impression that I have a happy disposition. But I’m dark and cynical underneath.
Kathy Burke
For me, a really radical position for journalism to take is to stop being cynical. Cynicism is what passes for insight among the mediocre.
Joe Klein
Before children, even the most cynical people throw down their usual masks and become capable of feeling the purity and love which all human beings seek.
Sun Myung Moon
Many people leave government disillusioned about its ability to achieve change and cynical about politicians. I left with rather opposite lessons.
Geoff Mulgan
We are at heart so profoundly anarchistic that the only form of state we can imagine living in is Utopian; and so cynical that the only Utopia we can believe in is authoritarian.
Lionel Trilling
I’ve actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy – a show that was kind of cynical about romance and marriage but ultimately embraced it. Because I feel like comedy is always cynical, inherently, because it’s contrarian.
Mike Birbiglia
Avoid cynical and negative people like the plague. They are killers of potential.
Rick Pitino
I think it’s easier to be cynical. I think the temptation, often, among writers is to write about anything other than real, true, deep feelings.
Edward Zwick
Ninety percent of touring is a logistical maneuver, moving your body and everyone else’s from one city to the next. You’re like a piece of gear. Then you jump out of the box, get onstage, and play. That sounds cynical, but it sucks to move around so much.
David Longstreth
A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them.
Graham Norton
You have to be cynical because this is a business. Everyone is making money out of you.
Kate Nash