Top 210 Annoying Quotes

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ‘Brothers in Arms’ and immediately you know they’re a stupid annoying git.
Alexei Sayle
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
William Kunstler
It’s annoying when someone’s in front of you driving ten miles an hour, and you’re like, ‘Okay, today,’ and someone else is on the side of you, so you can’t pass them, and when you finally do pass them and they are texting, the laser cannons just come out and disintegrate that car.
Glenn Danzig
My characters are always unlucky in love. It’s annoying, but perhaps there is something in me that is suited to characters that have a darkness. Maybe it’s why I play such damaged people when I’m not particularly damaged myself, I would say.
Vanessa Kirby
My most annoying habit is laughing all the time. I can’t stop giggling. I do it because I’m nervous.
Kelly Brook
Kids can be annoying. Especially teenagers – oh my gosh. They can be cruel.
Jazz Jennings
I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I’m officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.
Olivia Munn
Anytime anyone complains about wrestling, it’s so annoying to me because people come off as these entitled infants. Because in reality, wrestling hurts so bad. And then we’re hurting ourselves to entertain the masses.
Xavier Woods
The Baha’i celebrity, or the Belebrity, is a character actor with a big head playing an annoying creep on a TV show.
Rainn Wilson
People have always found me challenging – I don’t know why, when I am only being myself. I don’t understand why they find me so annoying but they do. It is pity, but that is how it is.
Ian Hamilton Finlay
There are some Muslim leaders whose wives are Hindu. There are some Hindu leaders who are married to Muslim women. These have been love marriages, but such couples do not display their love in public. They are wary and cautious about annoying voters.
Ravish Kumar
In France, I guess there’s something like a tyranny in mentalities – we accept success badly, beauty, money. People are certainly envious, and this creates negative energy. This is annoying. I suffered a great deal at one time. I had to fight harder than others. Add to that my marriage to Polanski.
Emmanuelle Seigner
I could actually care less about the poor. We have some living near us, and pee-yew. They are always coming and going to their three or four jobs at all hours of the day and night. Annoying!
George Saunders
To me, it's always a joy to create music no matter what

To me, it’s always a joy to create music no matter what it takes to actually get there. The real evils are always whatever stops you from doing that – like if your CPU is spiking and you have to sit there and bounce all your MIDI to audio. Now that’s annoying!
Skrillex
One of the annoying things when you’re in a movie is that gets talked about is everyone projects meaning onto everyone’s intentions.
Heather Langenkamp
That’s what’s most annoying – when people in this industry act like they don’t know me. And they say it in a way where you can just feel that it’s shade.
Saweetie
I rarely listen to commercial radio, and when I do, I’m shocked by how many ads there are, and how annoying they are, and how bad the radio station usually is.
Susan Orlean
Of course everyone says they hate baby talk, but mine was not annoying.
Mariska Hargitay
My mom will sometimes call me Winnie. It’s so annoying. I’m like, ‘Who are you talking to?’
Winnie Harlow
I don’t have any plans to ever diet again, but exercising does help with life. Endorphins are real, and it’s annoying because I don’t like to exercise. I hate running, but I started weightlifting, like, 150 pounds, and it’s fun, and it makes me feel accomplished.
Nicole Byer
I keep getting compared to Marina and the Diamonds because she’s kind of in the same place as me at the moment. It’s quite annoying being compared, actually, because it almost downgrades your work and makes you feel like you’re just another female artist.
Ellie Goulding
The one thing I’ve learnt is that you don’t want to be nasty about anybody, unless they’ve dropped dead. And the annoying thing is that most of the people that I know who’ve dropped dead are really great.
Jools Holland
For some reason, I have always had a really good ability to write children in a way that’s realistic but not annoying. The key to that is underwriting them: peel back the dialogue and keep it simple.
Jeff Lemire
When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I’m sure it’s different for everyone, but when you fight, it gets really annoying.
G-Dragon
It’s really annoying for me. That’s not what I’m playing for, to be the face of the NBA or to be this or that or to take LeBron’s throne or whatever.
Stephen Curry
When I draw something, the incredibly annoying thing is that it doesn’t come out like I pictured.
Akira Toriyama
I was one of those annoying kids that loves singing and entertaining.
Imelda May
Whatever it is that’s bothering me – interacting with annoying guy at a restaurant, contemplating my age, or losing friends to illness – I’ll start to chip away at it. If you can poke holes in it, it’s not as formidable; it’s not as scary, and ultimately, it becomes another truth.
Billy Crystal
Seasons are really annoying. You get a really great pair of shoes or a beautiful pair of boots, and then you try to get them again four months later, and they say, ‘Oh no, that was last season.’
Daphne Guinness
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I’m annoying, and a phony.
Anne Lamott
While I know that Twitter is doing just fine with or without my 140-character contributions, I also know that people are fickle, and when using something becomes too annoying, they stop.
Rachel Sklar
My best characteristic is that I don’t take things too seriously. And my worst characteristic is the same one. There are times when my family wants me to take things seriously and I’ll be mucking about. So I’m aware it’s annoying for everyone else.
Zoe Ball
I don’t mind being asked anything! Not at all. I tell you what is annoying, is when you say something and somebody writes something that’s completely different to what you said, and you’re like, ‘well that’s not nice, because that’s not what happened.’
Nadine Coyle
In many ways, when you’re young and sexy, it’s very annoying to be whistled at and to have someone always trying to attract your attention, but now when it happens I find myself registering the fact almost warmly.
Greta Scacchi
We all worry about being beach body ready. It’s one of those really annoying things worrying about having the perfect bod. But really what is the perfect body?
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
I think I’m the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ – I’m pretty annoying, but driven.
Aaron Levie
I must have been an annoying child.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
I’ve become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes.
Jessie Ware
The most annoying and full-of-crap thing a writer says is, ‘I write only for myself, I don’t care if anyone reads it.’ A writer without a reader doesn’t exist.
Harlan Coben
I know how to make myself very, very cocky and annoying. That’s my character. I enjoy doing it. People hate it. But I don’t mind it when people hate it.
The Miz
I was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder – which everyone has, to some degree – and I have this really annoying trait where in conversation, I always steer it back to something that happened to me.
Paula Poundstone
Throughout my life, I’ve been that annoying kid on every stage at school, in every talent contest.
Florence Pugh
I find it particularly irritating, if I go to a games conference to speak about my work, that often it’s presumed that I’m the marketing girl – that’s annoying.
Naomi Alderman
People will come up to me everywhere and say, ‘Ah, I saw you on ‘Larry King,’ and, ‘Ah, I saw you on ‘Oprah.’ And it’s really nice, and a lot of people say, ‘Is it a pain?’ And I say ‘No.’ And it’s not annoying.
Mattie Stepanek
In life, my childish behavior is the good kind, not to

In life, my childish behavior is the good kind, not to where it’s annoying and, ‘Wow, someone sit him down and give him a bottle, give him a Pamper.’ It’s like, ‘This situation is very heavy, but RJ is here, so he’ll lighten things up a little.’
RJ Cyler
I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It’s something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.
Alexandra Petri
When I started DJing years ago, I took great delight in annoying the audience. Playing Johnny Cash in the middle of a banging night.
Peter Hook
If two people live together, one has to be patient, and typically, the other one is very annoying.
Mark Consuelos
Quite often, I’ll be sent a script for a movie. And I find that I like it, so I say I’ll do it. But then they rewrite it for me. They make it quirky. Odd. I find that rather annoying. I call it Walkenising.
Christopher Walken
I have no doubt that if I met Bob Dylan, it would be disappointing – and annoying to him. But that’s why I like Bob Dylan.
Willem Dafoe
It’s annoying when people go, ‘I didn’t know you could actually sing.’
Tiffany Darwish
Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper – someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I’m sure my wife has your sympathy, but it’s made me highly attuned to when and where credit is due.
Mark Feuerstein
I had a natural aptitude for wanting to be the centre of attention and a definite skill for annoying people.
Derren Brown
I find littering very annoying. It’s a minor but also a major thing: a society that litters is one that also has so little respect for the environment and, consequently, other people. If we had clean streets, a lot of other things would be fixed almost effortlessly.
Joanne Harris