Top 220 Awkward Quotes

I used to have an afro – like Will Ferrell in ‘Semi-Pro.’ It was bleached blond from the sun. I was tall and awkward. I was not cool.
Liam Hemsworth
For the most part, it is really nice when people come up to me, because I do think that people who are awkward relate to me, and that’s really nice. It’s generally good.
Rashida Jones
I'm really a believer in being in situations that feel

I’m really a believer in being in situations that feel new and awkward and different. And I love that feeling of being in motion – that sense you find when you’re traveling.
Doug Aitken
When you go to take someone’s picture, the first thing they say is, what you want me to do? Everyone is very awkward.
Annie Leibovitz
With ‘That Awkward Moment’, you could argue I’m just playing the girlfriend of Zac Efron, but the director was such a creative force and let me make her my own. I loved being part of something that felt so relevant and fresh.
Imogen Poots
I just stick my tongue out because I hate smiling in pictures. It’s so awkward. It looks so cheesy.
Miley Cyrus
I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it’s hilarious.
Josh Hutcherson
For me, my awkward phase corresponded to an interest in rock n’ roll. From experience, I’m guessing an insecure childhood is probably quite a common thing among people who start a rock band.
The Edge
As the Earth continues to slow, leap seconds will grow more common. Eventually we will need one every year, and then even more. Scientists could have avoided these awkward skips by choosing instead to adjust the duration of the second itself. Who would notice? That is what they did, in fact, until 1955.
James Gleick
I’m very quiet. I can go a whole week without talking, so doing interviews is really awkward for me!
Katie Leung
I see a lot of comments on Twitter and stuff about how ugly I am, how bad I am at the drums, how awkward I look, and I’m like, yeah, I agree with most of those things.
Patrick Carney
I was complexed and awkward that I was good for nothing and was always lying. I would lie to my school friends that I was a stud in my colony and to my colony friends that I was a stud in the school cricket and football teams, though I was in no team.
Imtiaz Ali
It’s weird, for me as a fan, to have a fan tell me that I’m their favorite singer. It’s still a little awkward for me. I love to hear it, but I don’t know how to respond to it. It’s a very awkward thing to interpret what somebody else sees in me.
John Corabi
I was very shy and somewhat awkward. I studied too hard. And to have this exciting dorm life was a whole new thing.
Nicholson Baker
Who doesn’t love a Disney princess, and who wouldn’t want to be one? Belle is my favorite. She’s the smart, awkward, and adventurous. She doesn’t have too many friends – goes off and hangs out with talking silverware. I think it’s great.
Natalie Prass
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Tommy Armour
I am a very shy person, hence it feels awkward to approach people.
Sunny Singh
The Florida Gator head – It’s not only heavy, it’s kind of awkward in the front. It had that long beak. I put it on, and it rubbed the top of my head raw.
Lee Corso
I know kids are supposed to go through these awkward stages, but I just never even thought about that. I was too busy worrying about getting my education while I was working.
Kirsten Dunst
The more freedom I allow myself as a writer to wander, become lost and go into uncertain territory – and I am always trying to go to the more awkward place, the more difficult place – the more frightening it is, because I have no plan.
Nicole Krauss
I feel like a lot of creative people are socially awkward.
Alexa Bliss
I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I’m always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I’m very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I’m just a jokester.
Charlotte McKinney
I’m awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.
Pat Morita
I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. ‘Winnie’ sounded about 12 years old, unfortunately – she’d probably been pushed to the telephone because she was the only one who spoke English.
James Veitch
In general, sincerity is awkward.
Alexandra Petri
Embarrassment and awkward situations are not foreign things to me.
Paul Rudd
I find it really awkward to go to dinner on a first date. I like to go to a comfortable, loungy place or do something fun, like bowling or a concert.
Whitney Port
Interestingly, the actress who, in her own persona, may be gentle, shy, and socially awkward, someone whose hand trembles when pouring a cup of tea for a visiting friend, can convincingly portray an elegant, cruel aristocrat tossing off malicious epigrams in an eighteenth-century chocolate house.
Wallace Shawn
I get embarrassed by people. It’s really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig.
Andrew Lawrence
The best thing a man can do on a first date is be a friend. I think that’s the biggest mistake men make on the first date. Just get to know me. Be my friend. Just kick it with me as if I was hanging with a homeboy. It shouldn’t be this awkward situation. It should be that we’re there, having a great time.
Adrienne Bailon
Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.
Peter Capaldi
I was an awkward kid.
Louis C. K.
I was actually always really self-conscious about my gap. In middle school, this group of girls were always trying to beat me up – they called my gap a parking lot. It was a really awkward time.
Lindsey Wixson
I feel really happy like with 'Derry Girls,' I feel hap

I feel really happy like with ‘Derry Girls,’ I feel happy to be part of something that young people are like, that is dysfunctional and you feel awkward in relationships and you try to find someone that makes you feel comfortable.
Jessica Barden
I don’t consider myself sexy. I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.
Carrie Underwood
I never talk about my money! It is interesting how awkward it is to talk about it, even though I talk about it in the abstract every day.
Sallie Krawcheck
When I was a kid, my parents gave me piano lessons and guitar lessons for a while, but I was never very good at it. I have big, sort of awkward hands. It’s hard to keep going when you don’t get any better.
Christopher Walken
My celebrity crush is not gonna find out who my celebrity crush is anytime soon. I’m so nervous! I may keep that to myself because if I do meet her and she already knows about it, that could be awkward.
Hunter Hayes
When you are interviewing someone, never let your camera person turn off the camera. The second you turn off the camera, they’ll say the magic thing that you’d been looking for the whole interview. People want to relax after the performance is done. Don’t be afraid of awkward silence. That is your friend.
Marshall Curry
I’ve never really identified with the way a typical alpha male views women. It’s always an awkward forum for me to hang out with another guy and talk about girls, because I can’t really find a way to fit in.
Jack Antonoff
From the bottom of my heart, I’ve always found compliments hard to take. It makes me feel awkward.
Bradley Wright-Phillips
I was so gangly, even sneakers looked awkward. Everybody kind of goes through some phase, and it’s hard if you’re singled out for anything. But there was this one boy in particular who made fun of me, and – it’s funny – then later, when we were 18 or 19, he wanted to go out with me.
Lauren Cohan
The movies I made when I was 14 or 15, I have a hard time looking at those. Those were the awkward years. I don’t know if anybody can look at something they did when they were 14 and not wince.
Jodie Foster
Acting… honestly, I’m so uncomfortable and so awkward that I could never think about setting foot in a theater room or acting class.
Sasha Lane
I definitely felt awkward and I didn’t fit in. Other than that, I’m learning that everyone felt that way: even the popular girls.
Judy Greer
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
Janet Evanovich
I actually wasn’t really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, ‘You’re fat. You’re gay. I’m outta here!’ I was always more kind of awkward and introspective.
Mike Birbiglia
You have to try and take care of your service games and not get into those awkward sudden-death deuces that can only get you into trouble.
Alex de Minaur
Most people deal with grief in an awkward way, and that can be funny.
John Cho
I am shy and self-conscious and awkward, so I think that’s why I became a writer.
Michiko Kakutani
Usually, the energy in elevators is so awkward; I mean, I can’t imagine the politics in the ones in the Conde Nast building.
Marco Brambilla
I feel like I’ll never get over red carpets. They’re so bizarre and awkward.
Adam Driver
For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you’re going to say. The pre-interview drives me insane. If they’ve already decided the outcome, why don’t I just hand in an essay? Maybe if we talk we’ll find something out. I’d rather just have an awkward pause.
Jarvis Cocker
I think if you ask people why they watch me, there would be some common thread among all of them that I’m somewhat of an awkward older sister. I have a teen, mostly female demographic. How that happened, I don’t know. But I think they see me as some sort of bizarre role model, and I’ll keep trying to do that for them.
Grace Helbig
Selling $500 shoes when you make $12 an hour is just an awkward economic juxtaposition.
Sophia Amoruso