Top 222 Beer Quotes

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ron White
I’ve never read a self help book… the most self-help I’ve read is on a beer mat.
Ophelia Lovibond
I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I’ll eat clean and go with whole foods.
Demetrious Johnson
We’re basically after Joe’s beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
My family sits around and tells all these amazing stories of pirates and the wa. Then one day I’m having a beer after shooting an episode of ‘Thank God You’re Here,’ and started telling Dave Hughes some stories, and he said, ‘You’ve gotta turn this into a book.’
Anh Do
In 1984, Jim Koch used his family’s lager recipe to start Boston Beer Company, which has since become the largest ‘craft’ brewer in the country. He brews Samuel Adams, a rich lager named after the American revolutionary that comes with the tagline, ‘Take pride in your beer.’
Elizabeth Flock
I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There’s a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.
Jon Taffer
I love quality drinks - a really good beer, or a great

I love quality drinks – a really good beer, or a great wine.
Mick Hucknall
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we covered it all, and what a trip it was!
Martha MacCallum
I drink a lot of beer.
Eric Bischoff
When I was covering games, and this is back in the ’60s, you’d go into the manager’s office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then.
Frank Deford
Banks’ beer. There’s nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
Ronald Biggs
I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.
Eric Bischoff
I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me.
Evonne Goolagong Cawley
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food.
Dean Bakopoulos
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn’t pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they’d drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward
I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
Lewis Grizzard
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer.
Travis Fimmel
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L. Jackson
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
Anthony Kiedis
With any luck, Heaven itself will resemble a vast used bookstore, with a really good cafe in one corner, serving dark beer and kielbasa to keep up one’s strength while browsing, and all around will be the kind of angels usually found in Victoria’s Secret catalogs.
Michael Dirda
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.
Ronda Rousey
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it’s hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that welcomes every kind of person.
Sean Evans
Once I’m in training camp, there’s no beer, there’s no soda, there’s no bad food. There’s no anything. It’s eat, sleep and breathe training.
Michael Chandler
Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram – cheaper than milk or beer.
Henry Spencer
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Adam Carolla
I don’t know what goes on in the crowd. I’ve had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.
Lou Reed
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they’re the ones falling down the most.
Jay Leno
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
Casey Kasem
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on beer and popcorn.
Pierre Poilievre
People in the street will either call me ‘Prime Minister’ or ‘Justin.’ We’ll see how that goes. But when I’m working, when I’m with my staff in public, I’m ‘Prime Minister.’ I say that if we’re drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me ‘Justin.’
Justin Trudeau
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.
Thurl Ravenscroft
If somebody attacks me with words, I’m always like, ‘Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let’s have a beer and talk about it.’
Chris Bosh
The facts are, the reality is, you can’t really enjoy it. You win a football match and by the time you get to Saturday night, having a beer or a Chinese, you’re already thinking about Monday morning, the next game.
Scott Parker
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I’m pounding spring water.
Brad Delson
I like to sit in front of the fire at night, sip a beer and think.
Ken Berry
My body was built through years of good food – and beer.
Dick Strawbridge
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat… Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods – white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs, roasted peppers, olives, and wild mushrooms, to name a few.
Tom Douglas
Medalla is Puerto Rico’s national treasure, as I call it. It’s a Puerto Rican national beer – a great light beer for a beach day.
Pedro Capo
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a ‘free beer’ kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.
Jimmy Wales
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion.
Alice Cooper
I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England, that’s a very common thing.
Wade Barrett
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
Rugby is great. The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
Joe Theismann
I’m more of a guy’s girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don’t bicker or sit down and do my nails.
Zoe Saldana
We had a house in Baga, Goa, that we would visit every Christmas vacation. It was called Love House. The toilet was outside the house. We had no water; someone had to get it from the well. My dad was huge then, but he could walk, go to the local tavern, have a beer and take an auto back.
Karan Kapoor
My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn’t mean that it cannot change someone’s point of view.
Takashi Miike
Nigel Farage has got some strengths. He really connects with people. He is a very good talker. I find him very affable. I would very happily buy him a beer. And I am sure he would be happy with it to.
Gavin Esler
The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words.
David Droga
I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire.
Taylor Goldsmith
If someone doubts our right to exist – be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich’s beer halls, in Gaza’s crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar – it’s their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn’t love them.
Yair Lapid
My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, ‘That’s a wrap,’ after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me.
Wes Craven
I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.
Gemma Chan
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer.
Travis Fimmel
You don’t need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or water and simply pick it up, carry it in your back yard, flip it, anything just to get moving for as little as 15 minutes.
Brian Shaw
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy a beer and the odd night out.
Joe Root
There’s nothing better than a cold beer.
Kelvin Fletcher
No, I never drink beer. I’ve never had a pint of lager in my life.
John Barnes
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Emo Philips
I booked time in Philly Sound, which is an old church in south Philly that has a studio to the side of it that holds about 350 people. On the radio, we announced a free gig, bought about three kegs of beer. That got the audience slightly off of their legs, and we rocked the house.
John Waite