Top 222 Pizza Quotes

I like my fried chicken, my pizza, my peaches and my gefilte fish.
Terrell Suggs
When I was in high school, I wanted to be so thick that I’d eat all the pizza and all the McDonald’s and everything.
Winnie Harlow
Ours was a pork-free household. The rules were arbitrary but strict: No pork in the house, ever. Except for the occasional pepperoni pizza. Or maybe Hawaiian.
Samin Nosrat
My theory is that if you have pizza one night, you can just make a better choice the the next day.
Vogue Williams
I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place.
Curt Schilling
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it’s pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.
Beyonce Knowles
I play golf, but sometimes it’s so un-relaxing, I have to play tennis to wind down. Now that I think about it, this process is sort of like when I go out for sushi and have to get a slice of pizza afterward.
Adam Ross
When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun.
Misha Collins
I can’t remember a Friday when I was younger when I wasn’t eating a pizza, flirting with the barman.
Florence Pugh
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It comes down to balance when consuming food – I’ll eat burgers, pizza, candy, and then I’ll balance it out with fruit, salad, fish… and of course I work out.
Sara Sampaio
I grew up in Italy, so for me, Naples pizza is the only type of pizza that there really is.
Laura Jane Grace
The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that’s not as fun as saying, ‘You can cook a pizza on the windowsill in nine seconds.’ And next time my fans eat pizza, they’re thinking of Venus!
Neil deGrasse Tyson
I think what women think is sexy is what is sexy. Girls eating pizza are massively sexy.
Charli XCX
I dream about ‘Cheers.’ Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it.
George Wendt
I eat pizza and I don’t need to run it off. I just have fantastic metabolism.
Milind Soman
Everyone recognizes that’s a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn’t affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don’t affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
I was shocked the first time the paps got me in America – when a video camera is put in your face and you’re asked questions and 15 people are walking backwards taking your picture. I was coming out of a pizza shop and had my daughter with me.
Stephen Moyer
The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road.
Lisa Loeb
I panicked when my son, Jett, stopped eating baby food. He’s only two, but his food vocabulary is fantastic. He likes my baked tilapia and string beans with chopped garlic. But he really likes pizza. Sometimes every inanimate object to him is pizza.
Jill Scott
We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden – a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Everybody likes pizza! It’s a quick and easy clean-up meal.
Buddy Valastro
Better ingredients, better pizza – it’s not a slogan. It’s a way of life.
John Schnatter
With a free afternoon, I’d probably put on a onesie, find something like a really dark, uncomfortable documentary on Netflix, and order pizza with a lot of ranch on the side.
Italia Ricci
We don’t promote or advocate people eating a whole pizza.
John Schnatter
I am like that guy on the ‘Odd Couple,’ and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.
Rick Majerus
It took me four months in Biosphere 2 to make a pizza.
Jane Poynter
Pizza is definitely my favorite food. I usually go with a pepperoni and sausage mix. But I love the New York-style thin crust.
Jimmer Fredette
Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they’ll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.
Guy Fieri
No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible.
Pau Gasol
Me and my brother used to love when my dad walked in with a pizza. We used to watch Nickelodeon every Saturday night. That was, like, the greatest time ever.
Greg Oden
You’d think that being that guy who always has pizza to give away would make you really popular with the neighbors, but I’ve had people turn down free pizza after I’d offered it to them too many times.
J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
Sushi is taking over the world. It’s like pizza: you can get it everywhere.
Joel Robuchon
Children want to mimic adults. They notice when you choose to prepare fresh vegetables over calling in another pizza pie for dinner. They will see that food made with love and care outweighs going through the drive-through window.
Marcus Samuelsson
I’m a character actor, and I made a choice when I was young, after ‘Mystic Pizza’, not to go for the mainstream stuff, and to do a more eclectic kind of route.
Vincent D’Onofrio
And I could always count on that day because, those who love good Jet’s Pizza understand that one slice of Jet’s Pizza is like 400 calories. So I knew if I ate 8-10 slices, I would be able to maintain my weight for that week and basically kind of boost it for our weigh-in on Friday.
Joe Thomas
I remember having pizza at Shakey’s in Vancouver, Washington in 1973 and talking about the fact that eventually, everyone is going to be online and have access to newspapers and stuff, and wouldn’t people be willing to pay for information on a computer terminal.
Paul Allen
If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza. If you want to run 5 miles up a hill, cool, go run. Do whatever you want to do, but don’t let the size of your body and other people’s opinions about you stop you from living the life you deserve.
Tess Holliday
I remember lying on the floor of my room, staring at a black-and-white television for most of the ’80s – watching ‘Diff’rent Strokes,’ ‘Facts of Life,’ ‘Silver Spoons,’ Saturday morning cartoons, and ‘Murder, She Wrote’ while eating an insane amount of Stouffer’s French bread pizza. I was sucked into it all.
Jim Rash
My own relationship to food was healthy. I was lean and athletic with a high metabolism. I could eat half a pizza with a side of breadsticks and wash it down with soda. I never dieted or denied myself food.
Carrie Brownstein
I think all food except for maybe pizza and Mexican food is better in Japan.
Lou Barlow
Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store a

Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family!
Cheyenne Jackson
Like everybody, I like pizza. You can’t go wrong with that or a good cheeseburger.
Christian Coleman
I will always eat pizza! Always.
Dylan Penn
One thing I’ve learned is portion control. So, for example, if I eat pizza, instead of eating the whole thing, I eat three slices, and then I put it up.
Johny Hendricks
And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.
Tiger Woods
My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I’m a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.
Patti Stanger
Making pizza is a great job. All that kneading the dough – everything to do with cooking is wonderful, sensual.
Claire Denis
If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter.
Patti Harrison
I run with a credit card and a cell phone, so when there is not a 7-Eleven around, like some of the country roads out there, I can get him to deliver a pizza to me. And I kind of give them a coordinate, a corner.
Dean Karnazes
France has become the second-largest consumer of pizza per person, per pound, in the world, behind the United States and ahead of Italy.
Elaine Sciolino
I have a restaurant in Milan, and Paper Moon is five minutes away from my hotel, so I always go there for lunch. It’s a casual place that serves good salad, pizza and pasta; the space is tight with tables close together, and it feels buzzy. Food comes out fast, too.
Nobu Matsuhisa
You really can’t go wrong. There’s no bad New York pizza, as far as I know.
Mick Foley
I prefer New York style pizza.
Stephen Gostkowski
I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn’t go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.
Jason Segel
My nutritionist has done a great job in changing my diet after we established I am allergic to things like gluten – I can’t eat pizza, pasta and bread. I have lost some weight, but my movement is sharper and I feel great.
Novak Djokovic
All of my friends went to college, and I got a job at Circle Pizza, where I worked for 24 hours. I had to call my mother four times to ask her how to spell Parmesan. I’m not kidding. I was a terrible speller.
Sarah Paulson
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza!
Jay Leno
I love pizza; you can’t really go wrong with pizza.
Nick Jonas
I do some concerts. At the moment, I’m being helped a lot by a gig I play in London, which is Pizza Express.
Mose Allison
I collect art like other people eat pizza. I can’t get enough of it. I need a constant source of inspiration.
Peter Marino
It’s impractical to assume people aren’t going to eat out or eat late or even have pizza occasionally. And all that’s fine as long as you work out, even just for 10 minutes a day.
David Kirsch
I don’t miss being on the road right now because the thing is, I was on the road for eight years, so I love pizza, but pizza every day for eight years is a different thing.
Fergie