Words matter. These are the best Goldfish Quotes from famous people such as Chevy Chase, Graham Taylor, Terri Irwin, Jason Fried, Kin Hubbard, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.
She’s born and raised with wildlife, living with a zoo. What would be strange for Bindi is if she were in an apartment in suburbia with a goldfish.
Unlike a goldfish, a computer can’t really do anything without you telling it exactly what you want it to do.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
It’s amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.
I once went with my grandson to a county fair where you shoot a water pistol at the clown’s mouth. We came home with twelve stuffed animals and a goldfish.
I sometimes still feel I am living in a goldfish bowl, but I now manage it better. I still have a naughty streak, too, which I enjoy and is how I relate to those individuals who have got themselves into trouble.
I think there’s something great and generic about goldfish. They’re everybody’s first pet.
In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina’s room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love.
I have pets, but they’re the really ordinary sort – yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish – that kind of stuff. Nothing very… extravagant or unusual or exotic, but I find, in terms of inspiration, Mother Nature is just it.
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a portrait painter. As I got to be older, I realized that as a portrait painter I wouldn’t be able to support a goldfish.
I can’t moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
One of the downsides of being famous is that folks pay far more attention to you than they should. American celebrities are constantly under surveillance, and every word they say is subject to scrutiny. So, be careful what you wish for if you desire fame. No human being should be a goldfish.
I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
A loach can’t emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won’t rise.
I wouldn’t mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool’s sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you’ve been in that goldfish bowl – nobody can judge unless they’ve worn those shoes.
I’m like a goldfish. My memory is terrible.
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls… saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality?
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
