Top 25 Landlord Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Landlord Quotes from famous people such as Josh Widdicombe, Jacques Plante, Dominique Crenn, Nicola Walker, Eric Goode, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

There are lots of comic bosses and fathers in sitcoms,

There are lots of comic bosses and fathers in sitcoms, but the comic landlord remains rare.
Josh Widdicombe
All of us kids in the neighbourhood had to go shoeless for the same reason – all except the landlord’s son, because his father had more income.
Jacques Plante
I think sometimes when you go to a space you might like it, but the landlord is expecting something different from you. Our concept is very specific to us, so we need to have the freedom of doing it.
Dominique Crenn
We lived in so many flats, and the more people you could get, the cheaper the flat was. Someone was always sleeping in the living room, and you’re always slightly hiding them when the landlord came round.
Nicola Walker
I knew a notorious reptile dealer who would send me animals for Area. I regret that. I mean, the landlord had wolves and an arctic fox upstairs and quite possibly a tiger.
Eric Goode
The relation of landlord and tenant is not an ideal one, but any relations in a social order will endure if there is infused into them some of that spirit of human sympathy which qualifies life for immortality.
George William Russell
As the revenue of the farmer is realized in raw produce, or in the value of raw produce, he is interested, as well as the landlord, in its high exchangeable value, but a low price of produce may be compensated to him by a great additional quantity.
David Ricardo
Tenants don’t have any right to court-appointed attorneys in civil court, so they’re either facing their landlord – or his or her attorney – alone, or they just don’t show up. That reflects a severe power imbalance.
Matthew Desmond
Between 2009 and 2011, more than one in eight Milwaukee renters were displaced involuntarily, whether by formal or informal eviction, landlord foreclosure, or building condemnation.
Matthew Desmond
A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, ‘Wait a minute. This apartment doesn’t have a ceiling.’ The landlord answers, ‘That’s OK. The people upstairs don’t walk around that much.’
Gilbert Gottfried
I used to work at a pub called The Miner’s Rest, and the landlord, Dennis, taught me how to pour a proper pint – it’s the type of place where the regulars would send their drinks back if they weren’t right.
Katherine Kelly
Some people get a kick out of Taylor Hicks being their landlord.
Taylor Hicks
When I was nine years old, I was in a movie called, ‘Landlord’ with Pearl Bailey, Lou Gossett, and Beau Bridges.
Charlie Murphy
The landlord of colonial days may not have been the greatest man in town, but he was certainly the best-known, often the most popular, and ever the most picturesque and cheerful figure.
Alice Morse Earle
I want to be a successful landlord. I like real estate.
Two Chainz
When I lived in the suburbs of Washington, D.C., I was rather proud that my landlord was almost the only African-American in my unofficially segregated neighbourhood (the other one was the adopted child of our admirable next-door neighbours).
Peter Hitchens
For people who earn on an average about RS 15,000 a month and who travel a lot, if the salary is late then the landlord will throw him out. I know how life is after that because I have been there.
Ritesh Agarwal
I used to brag that I can hold up any eviction – even if the landlord had legal rights, I could hold it up for a year.
Ed Lee
I met a landlord who will pay you to move at the end of the week and let you use his van. That’s a really nice kind of eviction. I met a landlord who will take your door off. There are 101 ways to move a family out.
Matthew Desmond
I think the only thing I would’ve ever been any good at was probably being a pub landlord. I’ve thought of that a couple of times.
Joe Cocker
Having an awful landlord can be a good thing, it can bring you together as a household.
Josh Widdicombe
I try not to deal with people’s hostility, though I must if they have something I need from them, as the professors did at Columbia or my landlord did.
George Weinberg
God’s role in superintending our world and our lives is neither absentee landlord nor micromanager.
Adam Hamilton
I don’t assume that I am going to be cast as a Glaswegian landlord.
Julian Ovenden
Most people don’t know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor… But I’ve performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he’s gay so that the landlord won’t evict him.
John Ritter