Top 25 Ross Mathews Quotes

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If the powers that be really knew how much time I spent

If the powers that be really knew how much time I spent thinking about and researching celebrities, they probably wouldn’t let me anywhere near the red carpet. But, please promise not to tell them. I’m harmless, I swear.
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If you haven’t seen me lasso, you haven’t lived.
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Since I was 8 years old, I wanted to be a talk show host.
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I am jealous of Jessica Biel because that Justin Timberlake is hot as anything.
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My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
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My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I’ve already seen 400 times on TV.
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I remember watching Regis and Kathie Lee interview celebrities, and my mom looked so happy. I just did the math. I wanted to make my mom happy, and I wanted to talk to celebrities. Basically, I wanted Kathie Lee’s job!
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Not to be too preachy, but I would really recommend to people, if you get the chance, to trust yourselves to leap without a net, because that will build the confidence. You know, you might shock yourself with how much you don’t need a net because you can catch yourself.
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Celebrities know I’m not looking for a ‘gotcha’ moment. I don’t want to be Barbara Walters who you come to when you first check out of rehab. I want to be the person who brings a superfan from Iowa to meet you because we love you.
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There were times I was told, ‘You are too gay.’ I turned down a lot of things because producers said they wanted me to be different. I said, ‘It’s not going to happen.’
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I started walking rather than driving to get my coffee. I liked it so much, I do it for 45 minutes every day… You know those annoying people who are like, ‘If I don’t work out I feel… ugh’? I might be becoming one of those people.
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It’s a well-known fact that the TV camera adds 10 pounds. I don’t want to say that I’ve been calling my Jenny Craig consultant a lot, but I’m pretty sure I’m the first spokesperson whom they’ve considered filing a restraining order against.
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When you struggle with weight, it’s not an internal struggle… it’s literally an external struggle, and everyone sees it.
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If you want to succeed at any job, make yourself invaluable. Go the extra mile; make them never be able to imagine what life without you there would be like.
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I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don’t have to hurt anybody to be really funny.
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There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I’m developing my show, that’s going to be the focus.
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I grew up in this little farm town, and I’ve always dreamt of Hollywood and pop culture, and then I suddenly found myself plopped in the middle of it.
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When I was growing up I didn’t know what it meant to be a happy, successful grown-up gay person, and now I do. I feel like I’m setting an example for people everywhere.
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My DVR, like, sees inside my soul, and inside my soul is a 65-year-old retired woman. So there’s Food Network, HGTV and ‘Golden Girls’ reruns. And ‘Roseanne.’
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You’re in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head – you’re going to say things that offend people sometimes. Sometimes I’ll be driving home, and I’ll be like, ‘Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said that.’
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I got to have about 15 minutes with Michelle Obama, and that was a big deal because you’re like, ‘Wow, I’m part of living history.’ You know? I definitely think she could take me in an arm wrestling match.
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I would like to sit down with Oprah, just because I’d like to talk to her. I want to sit down and, like, converse. Like, ‘Honey, let’s chat!’
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I’ve always considered myself, at the end of the day, to be kind of a storyteller.
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I know what it’s like to scream when you see Justin Timberlake in person because I’ve done it.
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I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from ‘Funny Girl,’ ‘Oh my man, I love him so, he’ll never know…’ it hit me.
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