Top 25 Slob Quotes

I’m just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

I’m a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

I just dress how I wanna dress. Not to say that I don’t care about how I dress or that I’m a slob or anything like that… I just don’t have to worry about the outside opinions of what people are saying.

I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob.

He’s more of a slob than you? Instead of condemning, state your standards: ‘I need to live in a place that’s clean. I respect that it’s not a big deal to you, but it’s important to me to enjoy my home.’ This removes ego.

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.

Sunday morning is time to slob around and perhaps go swimming.

My father is an intellectual and physical man, which is a rather unusual combination. He’s great. As he brought up me and my brothers and sisters, he ingrained in us that your appearance is not your responsibility, other than that you should not be a slob.

Of course people don’t want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best thing he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece?

I’m sort of a slob.

I was a little bit of a slob who was sort of surrounded by dirty laundry. I can trace the exact moment that I became a tidy human being, and that moment was the day my son Sam was born.

I used to spill things on my t-shirts, leaving oily dark spots down the front that I would try to hide with loose-fitting dress shirts. Nowadays all I have to do is tell everyone my son did it. I skirt the ‘slob’ moniker and instead look like a dedicated father who doesn’t even have time to change.

I’m a slob. I live in sweatpants and workout clothes.

I’m a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I can be a lazy slob.

You don’t want a slob, but you don’t want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers.

When you get a question like, ‘Did you like meeting Her Majesty?’ ‘No, I thought she was a slob.’ I mean, what are you going to say… The mischief comes into me when I’m doing a Q&A, I’m 9 years old again. I don’t get mad. I do get offended.

I think I’ve proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That’s how it always works.

Before, it was always, ‘Oh, no, here comes Clancy, that insurance agent.’ Now it’s, ‘Oh, here comes Tom Clancy, bestselling author.’ But I’m still the same basic middle-class slob.

I’m the biggest slob in the world. My apartment is a mess.

You have to look good in Miami because beautiful people are everywhere you look! You don’t want to turn into a slob.

When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby – anything from building models to watching sport.

I’m living with two guys. I’m living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day.

I can be not showered and dressed like a slob, but my lip gloss will be on!

My personal style falls between casual cool and meticulous slob. I’m most comfortable in jeans, but I love fashion.