Top 250 Report Quotes

I’m happy to report that ‘The New Press’ is still in business to this day. But not thanks to me. I was a really bad publishing intern.
Lev Grossman
As the news media eagerly report on polls showing that millennials increasingly reject capitalism, progressives energetically push the Democratic Party to the left.
Edward Conard
A script arrived, and on the front cover – scrawled really big, as if it were a book report – is ‘Django Unchained, written by Quentin Tarantino.’ And I thought, ‘Well, no art department came up with this; this is Quentin’s writing.’
Dennis Christopher
I still can’t believe that I went on ‘The Colbert Report’ myself; for the appearance I wore a lot of makeup, my hair was curled like a poodle’s, and I could barely breathe in my Spanx undergarments. But, hey – an authoress has to lean in, right?
Edan Lepucki
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
Winston Churchill
I remember, in fifth grade, doing a report on the Russian poet Alexander Pushkin as a rap. It was just an easy way to get an A back then because everyone was turning in boring stuff.
Lil Dicky
There is an outdated belief that girls are not as good at science and math subjects as boys. But according to the report ‘Generation STEM,’ high school girls earn more math and science credits than boys do, and their GPAs, aggregated across math and science classes, are higher than boys’.
Padmasree Warrior
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
The job of the press is to defend their institution, hold the government accountable and freely report and gather information.
Mercedes Schlapp
There are many mistakes that the media makes all the time. They misreport something, they don’t report something, they get a fact wrong.
Sean Spicer
During the war, in which several of our embedded correspondents were able to report from moving vehicles crossing the Iraqi desert, the use of technology made news gathering safer.
Jim Walton
I don’t work well outside the lines; my report card once read, ‘doesn’t play well with others.’
Jon Bon Jovi
All alone in a committee room of the Senate Office Buil

All alone in a committee room of the Senate Office Building in Washington, I was reading the dry typewritten pages in an unpublished report of an almost forgotten congressional committee hearing.
Robert W. Welch, Jr.
If you went and did a microscopic investigative report at Kentucky, Kansas, Duke, Carolina, Indiana – what are you talking about? You’re always going to have some stuff come out that will be looked upon as not being good.
Ben Howland
I could make a martyrly claim to having been the victim of childhood enslavement when I report that I started regularly cooking with my mother at a hot stove when I was five. But the truth is I wanted to cook. Cooking meant being near food.
Alice Dreger
The web can be a fast trip to the library, giving you immediate access to a government report, or it can filter media for you, which is why I look at around 15- 20 of these sites every day.
Ben Schott
If a team has multiple looks, it’s so hard to stand in front of your team and say, ‘This is the scouting report. This is what you have to prepare for.’
Jill Ellis
As CNN saw our growth in African-American viewership, they affirmed a fundamental truth of news coverage – people will watch you if they see themselves in what you report. It doesn’t hurt if the people doing the reporting look like them, too.
Soledad O’Brien
In survey after survey, people report that the greatest dangers they face are, in this order: terrorist attack, plane crashes and nuclear accidents. This despite the fact that these three combined have killed fewer people in the past half-century than car accidents do in any given year.
Will Self
The great thing about Santa Monica civic auditorium was it was a place you could ride your bike to. In this case, my dad dropped me and my friends off, and we’d go see Ronnie James Dio or Jean-Luc Ponty or Weather Report or the Pretenders.
Robert Trujillo
I don’t have newspapers in my house. I have a news application which only gives me important news, no Bollywood. So even if there is some report about me, I don’t know.
Disha Patani
I don’t know what the instinct is, to save every report card, every half-sentence scribbled note, but my mother did it pretty effectively, and I’ve done it to a fare-thee-well.
Sally Mann
I do most of my business on that dirty Internet that you were just talking about, where I find there is a lot of freedom to report exactly what I want.
Matt Drudge
Guys pay extra attention to detail. They are looking at every little thing on the scouting report.
Kenny Smith
I’ve just always been terrified of having to speak in front of people. When I used to go in school and then I had to do a report in front of the class and speak, I would freeze up, sometimes I would even like tear up almost and start crying and stuff… couldn’t deal.
Dean Potter
One of the advantages of the book’s having been out there for more than a quarter century is that there’s been time for people to report back on what it’s done for them.
Andrew Tobias
Lord Ashcroft’s 2005 report ‘Smell the Coffee’ made uncomfortable reading for the Conservatives.
Nicky Morgan
Neither an almost $35 million Mueller investigation, ending in an exonerating report, nor a sham impeachment effort could deter Trump from moving forward with the business of the American people.
Kayleigh McEnany
Just because you read a report in the ‘New York Times,’ the ‘Economist,’ or, yes, ‘The New Yorker’ doesn’t make it true. But we do know that a few people have evaluated that story with what strikes me as fairly objective standards of reason.
Michael Specter
In the early days of love sometimes, you will report an ecstatic feeling you have met someone who seems to understand you without you needing to speak.
Alain de Botton
I hardly expected the grand jury to sustain me, after they saw everything different from what it had been while I was there. Yet they did, and their report to the court advises all the changes made that I had proposed.
Nellie Bly
Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.
Fritz Kreisler
It’s a terrible thing to say, but I hated school. I’m very ADD, and my report card always said, ‘If only she performed to her potential.’
Nancy Dubuc
I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
James Broughton
In elementary school, I think all my report cards said, ‘Emily plays well alone.’
Emily Hampshire
I always have to bring back an all-A report card.
Romeo Miller
Once again, the ‘New York Times’ has chosen to purposefully ignore facts and professional journalism to fit their political agenda, choosing to attack my character and reputation rather than present an honest report. The suggestion that I accepted cash payments is unfounded, silly, and nonsensical.
Paul Manafort
The American public should know that the Senate report actually reveals that 82% of detainees subjected to enhanced interrogation did, in fact, produce intelligence that saved American lives.
Trent Franks
Seeing clients as people with goals and desires helps you to understand their perspective, animating their existence beyond a line item in a sales pipeline report.
Rana el Kaliouby
The seemingly omnipresent storm clouds hanging over the Constitution often make it hard to find a silver lining. Every day, the front page of The Drudge Report is littered with stories of government assaults on our civil liberties – from local government officials all the way up to the Oval Office.
Bob Barr
I was absolutely a non-starter at games. My report for rugby said, ‘Nigel’s chief contribution is his presence on the field.’ I used to pray for rain and sometimes it did rain – and we played anyway.
Nigel Rees
Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone’s right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional.
Stockwell Day
As a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, I will be participating in several hearings on the startling revelations contained in the report.
Charles Bass
Once it becomes mandatory to report that you've had dat

Once it becomes mandatory to report that you’ve had data stolen, blackmailing you is a waste of time. Blackmailing you to keep quiet – you can’t, because you’ve got a legal obligation to tell everyone.
Dido Harding
Dad didn’t wear the guns unless a report card came in that he didn’t particularly dig.
John Ritter
The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts… How does the media do this? By quoting some ‘expert’… you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
Over a hundred million Americans reject the findings of the Warren Commission, whose report at least ninety-nine out of a hundred have never read.
Vincent Bugliosi
Benefits are rarely made public in filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, where companies must report the pay and options that their five highest-paid executives receive.
Alex Berenson
I believe the most important thing for the media is to be objective, fair, and balanced. We should not report a story with preconceptions or prejudice.
Jack Ma
I’m happy to report that everybody whose face I’ve wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.
Greg Kinnear
What drives me crazy is when you have a supervisor in government, and they report into 12 other supervisors. That’s unacceptable.
Doug Ford
Only al-Jazeera is allowed to report from Zimbabwe, but it is unwatchable. Their Zimbabwean reporter Supa Mandiwanzira was one of Zanu-PF’s praise-singers at the reviled Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation.
Petina Gappah
I never – I mean, I never saw any doctor’s report saying I was HIV positive. I never had a doctor explain to me and show me what was going on.
Tommy Morrison