Top 30 Jerks Quotes

A Poem does not grow by jerks. As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue, so does every poet put forth a fresh outlay of stuff at the same season.

Some people are jerks, and some people aren’t.

I used to know Madison Avenue advertisers. I didn’t like ’em. Bunch of jerks.

I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all liberals don’t think that. But I will tell you what, an awful lot of liberal elites think that.

There’s some jerks. There’s some big egos. There are a few that think they’re one of the Founding Fathers… in both parties.

And there has to be a level of gratitude and a little bit of pride. But I want that pride to be quick so that I don’t soak in it too much. Because I’ve met a lot of jerks in this business. And I don’t want to be one.

I am always the ‘good guy’, and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

I don’t like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.

Let’s face it: most jerks trying to affect an ascot look like Thurston Howell III.

I just hope everybody stays with us. We are not trying to be snobs or jerks. We are in a whirlwind trying to figure out the best way to be accessible.

I’ve learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in any way, it’s important to knock them down a peg.

For one thing, Greenlight only hires nice people. By that, I don’t mean that we avoid hiring jerks. I mean we actively look to hire people who are nice.

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There’s peace where there’s order.

There are terrible jerks, and there are an unusually large concentration of them in the workplace. And that means that you do have to make some changes in your behavior, but there is absolutely no need for you to give them power over your happiness.

I’ve been really lucky that I’ve been exposed to a lot of lovely, talented people who are not jerks, and I would like to continue that streak.

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

Very few people spend time with themselves anymore. Which could be the reason why there has been an exponential rise in jerks. Do the world a favour. Stay in, you’re not missing anything you can’t make up for the next time round.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.

People should realize we’re jerks just like them.

We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don’t have to be Einstein, but Einstein was mentally tough. He believed what he believed. And he worked out things. And he argued with people who disagreed with him. But I’m sure he didn’t call everybody jerks.

Women have to compensate more in the personality department in order to get the things that men get. And they don’t have as much leeway for being divas or jerks.

The last thing you want is a group of senators who just lent you seven and a half billion dollars to sit back and go, ‘Look at these jerks and how they’re using taxpayer money.’

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.

I’ve played a lot of jerks, actually – my daughter seems to think there’s a trend there, but I’m not so sure!

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.

I’ve dated jerks, so why not geeks?