Top 30 Mattress Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Mattress Quotes from famous people such as Sterling Hayden, Dalton Trumbo, Ricky Martin, Stephen Covey, Richard Marx, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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All I need is a place to put my things, somewhere to lay a mattress.
Sterling Hayden
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
Dalton Trumbo
I don’t need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I’ll be the happiest camper.
Ricky Martin
Mind over mattress.
Stephen Covey
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
Richard Marx
I use an extremely soft mattress. Hard ones are a complete no-no.
Mukul Dev
Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn’t you wake up like that every day? Spend money on your mattress and bedding because these things make a difference on your sleep and, ultimately, your happiness.
Bobby Berk
Well, I’d had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
Noel Redding
The days when a princess was too delicate to sleep on a mattress with a pea under it are long gone.
Caroline, Princess of Hanover
I’m the child of immigrants, and there was always a garage filled with food, just in case, and you kept money under the mattress. You were always prepared, because you couldn’t trust that you were being taken care of. So that translated into my life into a lot of opportunity hoarding.
Samin Nosrat
When I first had Isaac, I only owned a mattress. Now I have a show?
Frankie Shaw
A lifetime single worker really gets a horrid deal from Social Security. The return on average is less than 0.5 percent. These workers would be nearly better off stuffing their payroll tax dollars under a mattress.
Stephen Moore
The worst fear you can have coming from a modelling background is that you’re going to be a model-turned- actress – a mattress, that’s what I call them, ironically, I hope.
Pollyanna McIntosh
I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called ‘Once Upon a Mattress,’ that kind of put me on the map.
Carol Burnett
I like a good mattress, first of all. I have a Hestia bed, and it’s the best mattress in the world. I like it pretty cold because I can’t sleep when it’s really hot.
Elsa Hosk
If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress.
Jonathan Scott
We have a Mercedes Viano, which is a sort of posh people carrier. I told my wife I bought it for the kids, but the real reason is that I can put my dirt bikes and a mattress in the back, then get out of London for the weekend.
Charley Boorman
For some reason, I wrote about the bed we slept in when I was a kid. It was a half-acre of misery, that bed, sagging in the middle, red hair sticking out of the mattress, the spring gone and the fleas leaping all over the place.
Frank McCourt
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.
Kim Kardashian
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales.
Allen West
I found my Saatva mattress when I was searching for a biodegradable and organic mattress that wouldn’t leach chemicals because, believe it or not, I don’t like that!
Wendi McLendon-Covey
I use a relatively hard mattress.
Kirti Kulhari
As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent money.
Hasan Minhaj
My first professional gig was ‘Once Upon a Mattress’ at the Drury Lane Oakbrook… I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.
Jessie Mueller
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.
Ariel Dorfman
Because I’m in the media quite a lot now, everyone assumes that everything is fine. People forget I sleep on a mattress on the floor with my son in a house I share with five other people.
Jack Monroe
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
Maya Angelou
When you have a quality mattress, great sheets, and a good duvet with the perfect fill, it all works together to give you the perfect sleep.
Jonathan Scott
There are a few giant companies that I love, and I love Amazon. Their customer service is impeccable: sometimes, just for the hell of it, I’ll sleep on a mattress for three years and return it.
Albert Brooks
It’s really terrific to see Pittsburgh recognize the Mattress Factory.
James Turrell