Top 300 Damn Quotes

It’s been a wonderful, wonderful career. It’s been just a great run that the Lord gave me and I damn sure appreciate it and thank Him for it and for Him giving me the body and the ability to do what I have done for years.
Terry Funk
I believe in myself and my art so much. I've always tru

I believe in myself and my art so much. I’ve always trusted destiny. Wherever it takes me, I just work damn hard at the opportunity.
Priyanka Chopra
There’s no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up.
Billie Holiday
I’m learning to believe that my epilepsy doesn’t disbar me from being considered attractive, so if I think I look palatable in A&E I’ll damn well Instagram it.
Dawn Foster
I wouldn’t mind being the male Adele. She came along, and people were like, ‘Damn, we haven’t heard anyone this real for years.’
Tom Odell
Forty years ago this country went down a rabbit hole in Vietnam and millions died. I fear we’re going down a rabbit hole once again – and if people can stop and think and reflect on some of the ideas and issues in this movie, perhaps I’ve done some damn good here!
Errol Morris
I want young people to look at me and go, ‘Damn, I want to be like that brother. He sharp, he be on point. He represent black people.’ I want to make the life of the mind sexy.
Michael Eric Dyson
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I’m not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that’s for damn sure.
Jon Bon Jovi
I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they’re reading the damn screen. That’s more reading than people used to do.
Bill Murray
I don’t give a damn about my record.
Ben Askren
I got a fancy reputation. During high school, every puzzle that was known to man must have come to me. Every damn, crazy conundrum that people had invented, I knew.
Richard P. Feynman
I want the legacy of Chi Chi Devayne to be a damn good performer that came from nowhere and took the world by storm.
Chi Chi DeVayne
It’s not fun if you’re sitting on the bench and aren’t playing during Christmas. Damn, dude, I could’ve been watching this at home with my family. As long as you get some camera action on Christmas time, it’s OK.
Baron Davis
If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.
Chris Rock
I would love to work with Shah Rukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan, Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, Abishek Bachchan and a lot more… even Imran Khan, Hrithik Roshan and Ranbir Kapoor are damn good with their acting.
Payal Rohatgi
People got insights into what was bothering them, but they hardly did a damn thing to change.
Albert Ellis
The trouble with capitalism as a system is that only those who have or can get capital can make it work for them, and that leaves out damn near all of us.
Molly Ivins
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.
Ralph Abernathy
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
John Cleese
I was a guy who trusted the government. Now, I don’t trust a damn thing they do.
Steven Hatfill
When we did ‘Air Dance,’ I thought we were actually quite courageous doing that because it’s not necessarily quote-unquote a Black Sabbath song. But I don’t give a damn about that because it is part of Black Sabbath; it is a Black Sabbath song.
Bill Ward
Playing football can be damn harsh, but every day is a fight for equality.
Ada Hegerberg
When I was 20, I didn’t give a damn about song construction. I just wanted to make as much noise and play as fast and as loud as possible.
Yngwie Malmsteen
I’m far from being god, but I work god damn hard.
Jay-Z
I had some great role models along the way. My on-field heroes were the great Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and Willie Mays. I wanted to be like them on the field, and I am so damn proud to join them in the Hall of Fame.
Allan Ray
People want subways, folks… subways, subways. They don’t want these damn streetcars blocking up our city!
Rob Ford
My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don’t make that mistake yourself. Life’s too damn short.
Armistead Maupin
I mean people up here aren’t stupid, I’m lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
Doug Ose
I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead, ‘A pretty move, for the love of God.’ And when good football happens, I give thanks for the miracle, and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it.
Eduardo Galeano
So, I guess the answer to your question is very few people can bring off a novel of the future because it’s just so damn hard to make it look like the future.
Jerry Pournelle
I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He’d say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?
Paul Simon
If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn’t be just a repetitious ‘Hey, I’m still here!’
Chevy Chase
To be able to write a play a man must be sensitive, ima

To be able to write a play a man must be sensitive, imaginative, naive, gullible, passionate; he must be something of an imbecile, something of a poet, something of a liar, something of a damn fool.
Robert E. Sherwood
Everyone says we have our first African American president. Has there ever been a Jewish president? An Italian president? They don’t say a damn thing about that. You think we’re still fighting the Civil War or something. If you want to mention it in passing, OK. But don’t dwell on it.
Monte Irvin
In my head, I actually think my songs are pop songs. I think, ‘Damn, that’s a pop song!’ I can practice in front of the mirror with my hairbrush for as long as I want to. But when it finally comes out, it sounds avant-garde to people.
M.I.A.
If I’m the champion, the whole UFC division should be ashamed of themselves for a guy that had no damn skills being the champion. They should all just go relocate somewhere.
Derrick Lewis
Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool.
Dean Koontz
I don’t know much about Americanism, but it’s a damn good word with which to carry an election.
Warren G. Harding
I am disillusioned enough to know that no man’s opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he’s talking about.
H. P. Lovecraft
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.
Gore Vidal
It’s my damn duty and obligation to do everything possible for Europe to find a united path.
Angela Merkel
Racism is ignorant. And it’s stupid. And it’s old. And it’s played out. So beat it already with that, you know what I mean? ‘Let’s all get along’ – I’m so tired of that damn sentence, but it’s true.
Queen Latifah
Once women are not excluded, I don’t think any of us will give a damn what pronouns are used. That wasn’t the point.
Holly Near
The way you dress or the car you drive or what you spend is to impress other people with how, I guess, successful and rich you are. But you’re not, and you shouldn’t, and who gives a damn what other people think anyway. So, that mentality, I think, is very destructive.
Aaron Patzer
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called ‘Toilet Paper Nostrils,’ and I made it when I had a cold. I had the worst cold ever. And I had toilet-paper nostrils making music, but it was really reflective of how I felt. It was a really sad trumpet sound.
Flying Lotus
These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I’d be a damn’ fool if they weren’t.
Dylan Thomas
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.
Mordecai Richler
They changed the floor back to old school. They changed the uniform back to old school. Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.
Karl Malone
People forget at the time that ‘The Simpsons’ started out, it was controversial – the fact that they said ‘hell’ and ‘damn’ in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.
Eric Andre
We’re hoping that fans who have listened for a while, or only know the singles will be like, ‘Damn, man, I didn’t realize track 9 on ‘Catalyst,’ I didn’t realize how awesome that song is.’
Chad Gilbert
I have no driver’s license, so I ride a bicycle beside the Han River. That’s what I really love because no one gives a damn about me for that moment. I feel so free.
RM
Everybody’s career has ups and downs. I like to take chances; I don’t like to stand still. And I don’t give a damn what the market is interested in; I want to try things.
Alan Arkin
Beauty ain’t always a little, cute colored flower. Beauty is anything where people be like, ‘Damn.’
Prodigy
Tito Santana was one of the hardest working guys in the business. When Tito used to make that comeback, the people went crazy because he had so much fire. He had so much damn energy. He could just go and go and go.
Paul Orndorff
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
Ernest Hemingway
Any religion that professes to be concerned about the souls of men and is not concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them and the social conditions that cripple them is a spiritually moribund religion awaiting burial.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
The goals are not about the sweet smell of success as much as it’s about enjoying a damn day on the movie set… I live in a complete state of grace.
Peter Weller
I was involved with the landmines before the Princess of Wales, and nobody gave a damn about people losing their limbs. It only became a success when she came along.
Joanna Lumley