Top 300 Vegas Quotes

Growing up in the hot Last Vegas desert, all I wanted was to be free. I would daydream about traveling the world, living in a place where it snowed, and I would picture all of the stories that I would go on to tell.

Big productions, to me, are great – like, I love going to Vegas and seeing shows – but I think that sometimes it’s distracting, especially when you are there to listen to the music.

I like going to the cinema or theatre, followed by a meal and cocktails. I’m typically home by midnight; I used to be a raver but not now, unless I’m on the boys’ trips to Vegas, Dubai or Miami.

Most of the energy in North America is just consuming – Wal-Mart, shopping centres, government offices – or personal consumption: houses, cars, flying to Hawaii, gambling in Las Vegas. We could live affluent lifestyles with half as much energy.

You know, when you start thinking about residencies in Las Vegas, you have J.Lo, Britney, Mariah, those types of stars. So to be performing next door or across the street from them, I’m just thrilled beyond my wildest dreams.

I was in an Uber in Vegas with some friends, and ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ came on. My driver didn’t recognize me but started to talk about how much he loved Daya and how he had a crush on her.

One week a year, I go to Las Vegas with friends to play poker. We usually go to the Wynn. To play golf in the desert in the middle of the strip at the Wynn is one of the most surreal experiences you’ll have.

I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn’t even know they had comedy clubs here.

I started making raps in 2014, recording stuff from my iPhone and putting them together in Sony Vegas, which is a video editing program.

I’d love to box in Las Vegas – it’s the fight capital in the world.

Southern California and Las Vegas are my kind of places.

If you go to most pawn shops in Las Vegas, they will tell you exactly what they will pay for, say, an iPod. But if you show up with an 1833 ormolu clock, it won’t pop up in their computer. They are going to tell you to go to Gold & Silver Pawn, because we buy weird things.

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

I was at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, and I was performing at a show there. Jimmy Carter was going to be coming through with his Secret Service detail. The manager pulled me aside, and they didn’t want me to shake Jimmy Carter’s hand because they were afraid it would make the news if I stole from him.

The nice thing about ‘Honeymoon in Vegas’ is we’re not talking about some crazy smash hit where everyone is coming and comparing my performance to Nicholas Cage.

When I was in grad school, I wrote one early story that was Vegas, and then I stayed away from it. I was trying to expand and do different things. I knew I would write about it, but I stayed away for as long as I could.

My daughter just graduated college and she’s a dance major. She’s done a couple of dance videos already and won Miss Massachusetts a couple of weeks ago. She’s going out for Miss United States the second week of July, out in Las Vegas. She will probably wind up going to New York and trying the Broadway thing.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

I love Vegas. It’s like going to Disneyland.

And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I’ve always wanted to hit that, like, ’13 Going on 30;’ ‘Failure to Launch,’ Matthew McConaughey; ‘What Happens in Vegas,’ Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher’ wave.

The thing about Vegas is, I don’t have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.

Vegas is the best place to go out. You can’t stay more than two nights, but everything is so big and grand.

I come home every weekend and I still can’t believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It’s such a kick.

I tried to work with a record label; I tried to work with a booking agency, variety shows. I went to Vegas. I just tried everything I could think of, and nothing took. No one thought there was a place for my style and my music; it was just too different.

Vegas is really rock and roll.

I always love going to Vegas.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn’t need the mask.

Elvis deserves a lot of credit for bringing the blues to middle America, not the Vegas stuff. The early stuff, The Sun records, and the first few RCA records. He was wonderful, he had the power, the drive, and he was so dedicated to his music.

No, but I remember going out to Las Vegas while playing AAU for a team from Wisconsin. I’d heard about this LeBron James guy. We went to the gym to watch his team, and I was very impressed at how big and athletic he was even at that age.

I absolutely love Las Vegas. I’ve been there a bunch of times on my own.

I’ve discovered the burger is a crazy thing in Vegas, but I was one of the early chefs to do a lot of burgers.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

I went to Vegas for 22 years, married some absolutely charming women, and gave them all my money.

Vegas to me is a place like Hollywood or New York where you can walk around and people recognize you but it’s like, hey, that’s cool, and then we go on with our lives.

Vegas has the Whitman’s Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn’t shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.

We shot ‘Delusion’ in the middle of the desert and outside of Las Vegas where they did those underground nuclear bomb testings. So I only ate oysters and drank coffee because I didn’t want to turn into a mutant.

I believe in Las Vegas. I think its best days are ahead of it. But I’m afraid to do anything in the current political environment in the United States.

Vegas is a celebration.

I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.

I do think that people go to Las Vegas for ‘whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.’ They go for the spectacle.

There is absolutely nothing you can’t do, see, eat or buy in Las Vegas. It is a magical wonderland where everything is possible – especially in the world of showbiz where everything feels so big, bright and spectacular.

I don’t think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, ‘I didn’t make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.’

I never thought about becoming a professional singer, but I am in touch with Bono about releasing a musical movie. It will be about an Irish band during the ’70s who are looking for fortune in Las Vegas. I should play the singer of the band but I don’t want to sing in front of anybody.

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.

I’ve been coming to Vegas for so many years working in Vegas, so many years I might as well live here.

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.

I love the live performances and Las Vegas. I also like making films that are being discovered by another generation. Having been a teen idol of the ’60s is great because you realize you left your generation with a smile and good memories.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I grew up in Las Vegas. My mom worked in pretty much every casino on the Strip.

If Yucca Mountain had not been designated as a dumpsite for radioactive waste in 1987, it might easily have become a scenic overlook on the long drive between Tonopah and Las Vegas.

I live in Las Vegas and I like my money, but I don’t gamble, but I said to my wife I want to put a $100,000 on Shogun.

The moment we started DJing in Vegas, back in 2011, the crowd had no idea what dance music was.

Las Vegas is a beautiful place. I like it more and more and plan to be here often. It’s a great place for chess.

Growing up in Vegas, over time you get to see shows like Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, I mean, The Rat Pack ran Vegas way, way back, and I’m a huge fan of that whole era and vibe.

It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.

I feel very connected to Las Vegas. It’s my hometown.

Las Vegas is about distraction.

Even Vegas around two o’clock in the morning isn’t as busy as here. It’s always busy in Times Square, not that we’ve been out at two in the morning. That’s what we hear.

People travel overseas to do things overseas that aren’t legal in Ireland all the time. You know, are we going to stop people going to Las Vegas? Are we going to stop people going to Amsterdam? There are things that are illegal in Ireland, and we don’t prevent people from travelling overseas to avail of them.