Top 310 Dumb Quotes

Some of the stuff that I say on ‘License to Ill,’ I say some real dumb stuff.
Ad-Rock
You can tell a dumb guy a mile away.
Kim Shattuck
I can look back now and say, 'Aw, that was a little dum

I can look back now and say, ‘Aw, that was a little dumb taking huge bumps onto concrete before a couple of hundred fans,’ but if it wasn’t for that attitude and that type of work ethic, I never would have gotten to WWE.
Mick Foley
Arthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe
I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.
Keanu Reeves
As a businessman, Sunil Shetty is dumb. His image as a ‘businessman’ is what his partners should have. They deserve all the credit.
Suniel Shetty
I take accountability for being dumb and irresponsible.
Nadya Suleman
I’m really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that’s full-bodied and dry.
Esai Morales
Personally, I had made a good amount of dough for a 30-year-old guy, but I didn’t know a thing about money. I’m not a dumb guy, but I couldn’t figure them out.
Duff McKagan
For decades, we’ve worked under the assumption that mass culture follows a steadily declining path toward lowest-common-denominator standards, presumably because the ‘masses’ want dumb, simple pleasures and big media companies want to give the masses what they want.
Steven Johnson
In shooting, you need to be dumb.
Abhinav Bindra
Because we are communal creatures, if you’re with people who think you’re smart, you’re smart, and if they think you’re dumb, you’re dumb.
Gloria Steinem
I don’t know about a lot of things. I read a lot, but a lot of it just passes through me. I don’t retain much. I am kind of dumb that way. Or maybe ‘I am a simple man,’ is a better way to say it.
Bill Callahan
If you talk with a Southern accent, it’s perceived as though you are slow. That’s not the case. I’ve met just as many dumb people who talk without an accent as with.
Jake Peavy
I think you’ve got be willing as an interviewer to ask the dumb question every now and then.
Steve Kroft
Republicans are relentless and they’re smart, too – they’re not all dumb – and on Election Day, they’ll be up at five in the morning.
Michael Moore
Pretend to be dumb, that’s the only way to reach old age.
Friedrich Durrenmatt
I don’t know anybody that takes less than market value to stay on a team that wants to be traded. That would be bad for business, right? That would kind of be really dumb.
Spencer Dinwiddie
Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
Sonny Liston
I’m grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
Bo Burnham
I know it sounds so dumb, but when you’ve had pink hair for 12 years and take that away, you’re looked at in a different light.
Jeffree Star
I have always regretted the dumb and offensive comments I made in my 20s on atheism and homosexuality.
Mehdi Hasan
I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
Jim Fowler
However, we couldn’t focus on the films much during the series because we’re dumb. Individually we’re smart guys, but together we’re one big dumb guy, and couldn’t concentrate on two things at once.
Bruce McCulloch
When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
Maurice Gibb
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show.
Bill Lawrence
We were called ‘Three Men Who, When Standing Side by Side, Have a Wingspan of Over Twelve Feet.’ We had that name for a week or so. We were also called ‘Are You My Mother?’ for awhile. We went through a lot of really dumb band names – almost as dumb as Fountains of Wayne.
Adam Schlesinger
Most movies, once the action starts there’s no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there’s just explosions until the end.
John Cusack
If one can only see things according to one’s own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.
Robert Anton Wilson
Tom Stoppard, the English-speaking world’s brainiest playwright, thinks that British audiences have grown too dumb to understand his plays.
Terry Teachout
Many shows in television have tried to do a Web element, and usually it’s dumb. ‘iCarly’ has set the bar in television and Internet. I don’t think there is better example. That may be the most significant thing about it.
Dan Schneider
I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn’t unordinary; I wasn’t extraordinary.
James Mercer
When sharing your ideas, overconfidence is a killer. You don’t want your male coworkers to think you’re getting all uppity. Instead, downplay your ideas as just ‘thinking out loud,’ ‘throwing something out there,’ or sharing something ‘dumb,’ ‘random,’ or ‘crazy.’
Sarah Cooper
I don't really find a problem with technology or televi

I don’t really find a problem with technology or television or anything. I’m a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don’t think I’m too dumb or too crazy.
Jason Bateman
If I could be doing anything, I’d be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
Anita Baker
We started recording videos around our house, like, doing dumb stuff. Going four-wheeling or whatever. Then we found out about YouTube and fell in love with it and started uploading our videos.
Jake Paul
I’d go for parts that didn’t pay a dime, and there would be 300 to 400 actors there. It could be very discouraging. To make it in this business, you have to have a kind of dumb sense that you’re really good. You have to believe that someone is going to recognize that.
Michael Imperioli
Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.
Matthew Tobin Anderson
Have I said dumb things? Absolutely, who hasn’t? But I have never backed away from being called out on something I did or said wrong.
Curt Schilling
I know a lot of people think I’m dumb. Well, at least I ain’t no educated fool.
Leon Spinks
The modern model of misogyny has to do with marginalizing people who are sexual and thinking of them as dumb, or not serious, or not cool or tweedy enough to take seriously, for fear of seeming like one of the guys from ‘Jersey Shore.’ The sex is so much more present in sexism than, I think, ever before.
Julie Klausner
I guess I’ve dated smart guys, I’ve dated dumb guys, hot guys.
Kaley Cuoco
While I’m sure some millennials are concerned with the ethical issues involved in mining for diamonds, the main reason they steer clear of the gems is because, well, they’re a dumb investment.
Ana Kasparian
So what, I’m living in a park. Parks are beautiful. I’m a musician. And I’m tired of dumb people who don’t know where I come from.
Jaco Pastorius
It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Aaron Sorkin
One of my favorite films is ‘Dumb and Dumber.’
Paul Dano
You often see in Washington those who disagree you described as stupid or evil. It’s one of the most unfortunate trends of modern political discourse. Portraying opponents as too dumb to know the truth but smart enough and wanting people to suffer.
Ted Cruz
Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.
Goldie Hawn
People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb, you’re not even going to know.
Kate Upton
I had two parts of my body: my left side, which was strong and somewhat dumb, and the other side was weak and hard to control but perhaps smarter. It gave me a very strong sense of the duality of the plane that we live in.
Leon Russell
There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups… but they’re coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Aaron Sorkin
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I’m pretty socially conscious.
Duff Goldman
I genuinely had always thought, this sounds dumb, I always thought that ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ was shot in the basement of RuPaul’s house.
Courtney Act
Me personally, I think that when I take my time with something, it comes out a lot better, because I can really, really get my point across, and if I see that like, this might be a little too deep, I figure out a way to dumb it down so that everybody can understand where I’m going.
Big Daddy Kane
We need people to point out groupthink – We need people to point out stale, old, dumb thinking – and we sometimes need to do that when it’s considered dangerous, strange, or, by some, offensive. And we should be, all of us, trying to protect that. It’s really important.
Jon Lovett
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
Thomas Brooks
It is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain
So many times I’ve heard people say that the right to marry for gay and lesbian couples won’t really change anything other than some legal and financial stuff. It’s a dumb argument: those legal and financial effects matter.
Alice Dreger
When you’re onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you’re all on the same level, it’s the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it’s like pure love.
Joan Jett
I’ve done dumb things.
Erik Prince
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
We’re not just three dumb girls from the ghetto who got lucky.
Pepa
Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Graham Greene
I am Michael Render – that’s what my mom named me. ‘Killer Mike’ is what my dumb friends called me in a rap battle once, and it stuck.
Killer Mike
I bought a company in the mid-'90s called Dexter Shoe a

I bought a company in the mid-’90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I’ve made lots of dumb decisions. That’s part of the game.
Warren Buffett