Top 310 Dumb Quotes

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.
Wilmer Valderrama
‘Boat Trip’ is more tiresome and dumb than actually bad.
Elvis Mitchell
Renzi is a pawn. Renzi is a dumb slave at the disposal of nameless people who want to control all of our lives from Brussels.
Matteo Salvini
I wasn't as used to the new dumb questions, so when men

I wasn’t as used to the new dumb questions, so when men I had once thought of as wise daddies now asked me ‘How do you write?’ I did not try and spill red wine in their suede pants. I would just smile and say, ‘On a typewriter in the mornings when there’s nothing else to do.’
Eve Babitz
More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they’re either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.
Brian Lamb
If you’re not doing it for the right reasons, then you’d be dumb to be making documentaries.
Morgan Neville
It takes a smart man to play dumb.
Mr. T
We don’t need to completely dumb things down. We need to speak about things in an accessible way. But we have a responsibility to peel the curtains back in governing and government and how things work.
Jen Psaki
If you go back to ‘Louie Louie,’ there’s the whole element there, where you need to be able to appreciate what ‘dumb’ is in its profoundness.
Lindsey Buckingham
When people don’t want to debate you on the smart issues of the day, it’s just a lot easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox.
Gretchen Carlson
Liv Morgan is dumb if she thinks she can make waves in NXT by herself.
Peyton Royce
Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it’s on a weekly critical basis or whether it’s award time, at that time of the year, comedy is the poor, dumb child of dramatic work.
Ivan Reitman
I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Sophia Loren
I think good kids TV has got to have layers. It has to have compelling characters that everyone loves, but you can’t dumb it down.
Alex Hirsch
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I’ve learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
Seth Rogen
There’s no need to put a dumb picture of us on the album cover. We always look at ourselves and think, ‘Wow, we look like idiots.’ We’d rather have a piece of art on there.
Matthew Ramsey
You know how on movie sets there are specific chairs for each person? I hate that. We don’t have names on our chairs. We have five chairs. Anyone can sit on them. I think the idea of names on chairs on a set is terrible. It’s so dumb. So we got rid of that.
Jason Blum
Some of my Vines, the young girls love them. But college students will watch them and be like, yo this is dumb.
Logan Paul
In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.
Debra Winger
I can’t play guitar or piano. I can’t even play dumb to get through TSA in the airport.
Saint Jhn
I don’t want to dumb anything down, and I think people appreciate that. Even if it’s not their cup of tea.
James Jebbia
Sitting there clapping and smiling… it’s difficult. You’re like, ‘Don’t worry about it, you just double faulted, you just played a really dumb point. Keep positive.’ Then more clapping. That would annoy me as a player.
John McEnroe
For me personally, I just don’t have anything to prove anymore. I know exactly who I am, I know that I’m intelligent and acting dumb or acting like whatever. If that’s funny to me because I know it’s false then so be it.
Emma Chamberlain
There’s the argument that you can relate to someone who’s completely unrelatable. In the way that a director shows you his imagination on a film, then I get to show you my imagination in a big dumb character.
Idris Elba
Before my dad passed away, I would miss a lot of baby showers and weddings, sacrificed a lot of family and friend events for dumb road dates. I don’t do that anymore. It’s gone in the other direction. I’m more inclined to put family and friends first.
Ali Wong
You know, I’ve always wanted to do dramas. When I moved to L.A., that was my dream, because I never really grew up watching comedies, although of course I loved ‘Dumb & Dumber.’
Seann William Scott
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
Solomon Short
Being young and dumb, honestly, you pick up some bad habits.
Marc Gasol
If the federal government is dumb enough to give it to us, we’ll be smart enough to take it. In Minnesota’s case, we are not a net taker of money from the federal government.
Tim Pawlenty
I hate when they portray women as just sex symbols in short skirts, running around playing dumb. I refuse to watch such films or be in such films.
Shenaz Treasury
Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won’t dislike you.
Gerard Way
Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play dumb, especially young girls. Don’t play dumb. And let people see that you are intelligent.
Iman
If somebody’s dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they’re going to have to take what they get.
Clint Eastwood
There’s this notion that artists are supposed to be dumb and frivolous. I completely disagree with that.
Lauren Jauregui
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. T

Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.
Hunter S. Thompson
The most famous actress who did the ‘dumb blond’ routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.
Bill Parcells
The perception of fat people in America is that they’re fat, therefore they’re dumb, they’re lazy, and they must stink.
Ralphie May
The great American work ethic has not been lost, but it has been eroded by years of dumb government policies that Mr. Trump and Congress can correct.
Stephen Moore
I may be a bit innocent but I don’t think I am that dumb.
Arbaaz Khan
Even if I’d wanted to work at Goldman Sachs, they weren’t going to hire me, because I was saying things like, ‘That’s a dumb question’ when I was asked something stupid in the interviews. I just didn’t have a lot of respect for authority.
Mark Pincus
People don’t realise how dyslexia affects your confidence and how brutal it can be. People think you’re dumb, and you know you’re not. it’s just how your brain works.
Kaya Scodelario
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.
Dolly Parton
I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point for me and I decided that I would never accept a job just because I needed the money.
Fran Drescher
In the United States, we’ve put our elections on Tuesday. That’s dumb. In modern life, it makes absolutely no sense.
Shaun King
One of my favorite films is ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ I’d love to do some really silly comedy someday.
Paul Dano
What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!
Will Self
I have done some pretty dumb things. I am not going to lie. I see the things I have done. And I have done some dumb things.
Manny Machado
Why, over her political career has Wall Street been a major – the major campaign contributor to Hillary Clinton? You know, maybe they’re dumb and they don’t know what they’re going to get, but I don’t think so.
Bernie Sanders
Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.
Samuel Daniel
Assuming audiences to be dumb, that’s a big fallacy.
Rajkumar Hirani
The crowd intimidates me, its breath suffocates me. I feel paralyzed by its curious look, and the unknown faces make me dumb.
Frederic Chopin
I’m thin-skinned in a way that’s just dumb.
Sarah Koenig
There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
Malcolm Turnbull
My first real business was bootlegging T-shirts – I was just a dumb kid. You go to a concert and pay $25 for a cotton T-shirt that says ‘Rolling Stones,’ ‘Lollapalooza,’ or whatever. On the outside they’re 10 or 15 bucks. We were the guys selling them for 10 or 15 bucks.
Kevin Plank
It’s human nature to not say everything that’s on your mind at the time you think it. Because we fear saying something that people will laugh at, people will think is dumb. We’re afraid of being embarrassed.
Taylor Swift
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
Lynda Barry
A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future.
Clint Eastwood
I was never quiet when I worked at @cnn, when we did dumb stuff. You can’t just take the check & stay quiet. Truth demands a voice: speak up.
Roland Martin
I am not a dumb animal to be browbeaten, cowed, lashed, coerced or goaded into anything I do not think is right.
Earle Combs
I’ve never had a dumb quarterback. I think if you’re dumb, it’s difficult to overcome.
Mike Leach
I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.
Pat McAfee
While also, importantly, not wanting to dumb it down or pretend the days of ‘difficult’ poetry are over, because we live in a pluralist culture and there’s room for ‘difficult’ poetry alongside rap and everything else. And poetry won’t be for everyone, but everyone should have the choice.
Andrew Motion
I’ve probably been in some dumb situations snowboarding. I’d say snowboarding in general isn’t a dangerous deal, but you can get yourself into some bad spots. Unfortunately, I have probably been pretty dumb with that in getting off the beaten path.
Chase Elliott
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter