Words matter. These are the best Colin Quinn Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them eat cake’ line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
I’m just another guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We’re not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We’re meant to be this way. It’s not our fault, it’s just who we are.
I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and TV shows.
With comedians, you have that understanding that we’re trying to get laughs.
I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can’t sustain it.
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, ‘Wow. My standup isn’t just separate from everything else I do anymore.’ With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they’re friends. We’re the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.
I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.
The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don’t tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they’re profound or they’re deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.
It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn’t – I wasn’t like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.
I was a class clown.
My name has zero value.
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Everybody says before reviews come out, ‘Oh, reviews don’t matter,’ just in case they’re bad; everyone want to brace themselves.
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you’ll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.
If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I’d have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn’t give up writing material.
I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn’t work anyway.
I always wanted to write as much as perform.
Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles.
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There’s no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you’re finished. It’s impossible to predict anything.
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian.
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
Stand-up is live, so I’m used to being live for most of my career. It’s interesting.
I don’t know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can’t even imagine them.
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be.
You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
I write all the time – I write poetry, I love to write.
I’m quietly becoming New York’s premiere actor. People don’t understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.