Top 335 Nose Quotes

When I’m eating I try to make sure I can breathe through my nose the entire time. If I have to breathe through my mouth, there’s no way I’m eating or swallowing.
Joey Chestnut
I saw ‘Rolling Stone’ magazine once, and they were talking about the top 50 songs, and there wasn’t one Sly song; how does that happen? But, Sly isn’t the type to brown nose for props. He’s always known what he had, what he was capable of; I’m just proud that he took the time and effort to put it to music.
Cynthia Robinson
In school, I was a beanpole with a nose I hadn’t grown into.
Richard C. Armitage
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Oscar Wilde
I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
Dick Cavett
Don’t just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
Blake Edwards
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
Mike Tyson
I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or

I look like a duck. It’s the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
Michelle Pfeiffer
I don’t mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It’s getting stabbed in the back that I can’t handle.
Mickey Rourke
The probability I knock out Chael Sonnen is very big. Man, everybody knows his game. He is never going to take me down and I’m going to break his nose with my knee.
Wanderlei Silva
I’ve had my nose done a bunch of times.
Paul Nassif
I had cartilage sticking out my nose. I couldn’t breathe out of my left nostril.
James DeGale
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
Mike Tyson
I don’t want to get punched in the head anymore. I spent a couple of thousand dollars on the nose and teeth and everything’s been readjusted, so I don’t want anybody hitting me.
Frank Shamrock
If you had a face like mine, you’d punch me right on the nose, and I’m just the fella to do it.
Stan Laurel
My nose was broken six times, my hands six times, a few fractured ribs. Fifty stitches over my eyes. But the only place I got hurt was out of the ring.
Jake LaMotta
I’ve been hit with kendo sticks and chairs; I’ve been thrown through tables, broke my ankle, broke my nose, and have had concussions in WWE, but nothing has hurt me more than when I stubbed my toe in ‘The Marine 3: Homefront.’
The Miz
I didn’t have a life. Basically, for 40 years it was my work and my nose was to the grindstone the whole time.
Anne Murray
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
Broderick Crawford
The slavery at Bufford’s was too fresh in my recollection to let me care to bind myself again. From the time that I took my nose off that lithographic stone, I have had no master, and never shall have any.
Winslow Homer
A cricket ball broke my nose when I was a kid so I couldn’t breath through it. Before I had it operated on I used to stand on stage with my mouth slightly open.
Damian Lewis
I look like a duck. It’s the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
Michelle Pfeiffer
All men are born with a nose and five fingers, but no one is born with a knowledge of God.
Voltaire
You know if you want to be a boxer the first time you get hit on the nose.
Ricky Hatton
Everybody literally thinks I’ve had plastic surgery. My mom’s family call her, and they’re like, ‘Did Hailey do her lips? Did she do her nose?’ Do people want me to go to a doctor and have them examine my face so they can tell people I haven’t? My face has just matured. I grew into my looks.
Hailey Baldwin
I’m not looking to stick my nose into an area where I’m not needed.
Diane Nelson
I did my thesis on clowns. It’s a powerful thing when you’ve got this little red nose on. It’s a mask, the smallest in the world, but it unveils you. You stand up there and do these exercises that free you, let you play, and see what comes out. What comes out is the truth.
Becky Lynch
I’ve been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I’ve been very lucky – I lived through three of the most profoundly important musical revolutions of the 20th century: latterday rock and roll, punk and then the rave culture.
Keith Allen
I’ve hated my nose since I was 13.
Farrah Abraham
Roja Dove – who, at 58, is a stock-straight six feet and handsome with lantern jaw, blue eyes, and impeccably combed silvering hair on the sides of an otherwise tanned bald head – may possess the finest nose in the world.
Michael Paterniti
I love the texture of my skin and I love my freckles and even if my nose gets a little red, I don’t mind so much.
Camille Rowe
Actually, zero labels were jumping toward me, and I couldn’t get to anybody. Nobody was paying any attention. And I was like, ‘OK, I’m going to put my nose to the ground and really work on writing and creating some good songs that people could gravitate to.’
Gabby Barrett
You could spend your time with your nose buried in a guidebook, but Amsterdam really is best explored on foot, so you can stumble upon the city’s hidden gems. The architecture and the beauty of some of the buildings is also wonderful.
Gregory Porter
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put that booger that counts.
Tre Cool
I’m so not scary. I’m a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose… this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that’s the deal.
Kim Coates
I drink lots of water, and I’ve been trying to do daily wheatgrass shots, but they’re awful, and I have to plug my nose.
Victoria Justice
Just because you get punched in the nose doesn’t mean that you throw in the towel.
Barry Trotz
Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.
Mikhail Kalashnikov
An orchard can grow pastured poultry underneath. A beef

An orchard can grow pastured poultry underneath. A beef cattle or sheep farm can run pastured poultry behind the herbivores, like the egret on the rhino’s nose.
Joel Salatin
Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one’s nose.
Heinrich Heine
I have learned how to take votes where I had to hold my nose because I had to compromise – something that you learn to do, especially when you have been in the minority.
Lois Frankel
Robin hasn’t got a big nose – but I can soon arrange that.
Maurice Gibb
In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.
Chris Farley
I remember I did a boxing class. I remember sparring one time, and the guy smacked me right in the nose, and I was just like, ‘What is this? No. No. None of that.
Becky Lynch
I’ve got a big nose, and that’s from my birth father.
Lesley Sharp
Grooming-wise, it is now a constant battle as I progressively turn into my father. I have to keep on top of ear and nose hair – things you never believe will happen to you. Suddenly I have a shaving brush in my ear and I don’t know where it’s come from, and the more hair I take the out, the more it surges back.
Mark Gatiss
The first skincare product I ever got was nose strips. I was 8 years old, and I was like, ‘I want to feel like a grown-up.’
Madelaine Petsch
I was taking a nose dive somewhere between eleven and twelve because my sister had died and I was practicing something that siblings do which is follow in their footsteps and die as well.
Leo Kottke
If last words are to be audible and coherent, they need to be delivered before you have any tubes up your nose or down your throat. Otherwise, the nurse gets the last word when she says, ‘Don’t try to talk, honey.’
Florence King
Bakers get excited over aprons. I love the soft cotton ones with pockets like my gramma and mom wore. They always kept a hankie tucked in one pocket, which wasn’t sanitary, but was comforting to the child who needed a tear or nose wiped.
Regina Brett
If you are blonde with a little nose people always think you are gentle and not very bright.
Helen Baxendale
People have accused me of bleaching my skin, of getting a nose job. They squint at my mom, like, ‘I didn’t know Wendy was Asian.’ I am black all day, honey pie. I am black and very proud.
Wendy Williams
Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose.
Mike Schmidt
I like Colbert because he’s funny, and he’s cool. He knows how to have fun and doesn’t stick his nose up to Fox.
Kimberly Guilfoyle
All men are born with a nose and five fingers, but no one is born with a knowledge of God.
Voltaire
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I’m not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others… that’s gross.
Nadine Velazquez
Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got.
Ashley Tisdale
Four hours of prosthetics every morning, the jowls and the nose, and it was very hot so they’re having to attend to it all day, and you’re still petrified of so many things, such as, can I speak properly? Hitchcock never quite lost those East End vowels, even though he had the softened California consonants.
Toby Jones
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
Terry Farrell
It really bugs me when people say I’ve had a nose job.
Tulisa
I’ve always been battling against my sense of dignity and refinement. I was embarrassed by any bodily functions when I was younger. I could never even blow my nose.
Helen Mirren
How many managers told me, ‘Get a nose job. You’re not pretty enough?’ But I proved them wrong.
Lea Michele
When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife told me that she loyally took a piece of chewing gum off my nose once.
Robert Webb
We show some more complicated cases. We show problems with fillers that were injected into the nose and the complications that caused. We show dog bites to the nose and the face and the reconstruction. There are some interesting stories, but they’re more of learning lessons.
Paul Nassif