Top 35 Crazy Person Quotes

For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.

I often hear actors say during their interviews: ‘I want to play a crazy person, a murderer, or someone who’s on edge.’ But that question scares me. I mean, of course there are characters I’d like to play, but I can’t really say specifically who they are. It’s much too hard to play a convincing normal person as it is.

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

I want people to know that I’m not just this crazy person flailing around. A lot of thought goes into what I do.

I just look at Miley Cyrus, and I’m like, ‘Great, you’ve doubled your audience. But you’ve also doubled the number of people that hate you, and doesn’t that hurt?’ It takes a crazy person not to be affected by that.

I have to shave every day. If I don’t, it’s sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me – but I’m a crazy person so maybe that’s why.

I just want to keep doing a bunch of stuff that I don’t really plan. I’m so fortunate and lucky that people keep giving me these platforms. Because I’m kind of a crazy person.

I am the funny, crazy person.

I am investing like a crazy person, mostly in internet start-ups. And I want to invest in Brazil as well, because I am Brazilian and that’s in my heart.

I’m fighting to get paid. I’m not doing this because I love the sport so much. I’m not a crazy person.

I feel like a crazy person all the time, and I feel like people are watching me, and I feel paranoid.

Everybody in the industry thinks I’m the crazy person.

I loooved Sleater-Kinney like a crazy person.

I’m not really interested in sports psychology. It makes me feel like a crazy person.

My dad was a crazy person, but some of the best qualities about me came from him.

People can have so many ill-conceived ideas about me based on the parts that I play. I’ve had guys, when I’ve been single, come out of the woodwork to date me and I’ve found out very quickly that they were expecting some kind of whirlwind, some dramatic crazy person – and that’s just not me.

I’ve never had any problem with crazy people. I like crazy people; I probably am a crazy person myself.

Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.

I’m seeing a guy now who has nothing to do with films. It’s so much nicer with somebody who isn’t an actor. Two crazy people in one house would be too much. It’s better there’s one crazy person, and one nice person who looks after that crazy person.

If you want to, if you are a crazy person, you could go from idea to the stands in about four months. It does not cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a comic the way it does to make a television show or a movie.

I sound like a crazy person… but I feel when a piano is happy, and I feel when they find that moment to be alive. I want them to remember me.

I find the world extremely upsetting – not in the way an average person does but more in the way a crazy person might.

People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.

I kind of want everyone to think I’m a crazy person.

Only a crazy person wouldn’t fear approaching a car with tinted windows during a late-night car stop, or pounding up a flight of stairs to execute a search warrant, or fast-roping from a helicopter down into hostile fire. Real agents, like real people, feel that fear in the pit of their stomachs.

Amputechture’ is my personal way of describing enlightenment, or just the celebration of this person who is a shaman and not a crazy person.

I’m kind of a crazy person about hand sanitizer. I carry the plain ones that smell like aloe, from Target or CVS.

I don’t like looking like a crazy person in my seat with a mask on, so I go into the airplane bathroom, put it on for a minute, and then I’ll wash it off. Once I’m out of the bathroom, nobody even knows I did the mask, but my skin does!

I read like a crazy person, I play the piano, and I’m a photographer. I always say my photography keeps me sane. I spend a lot of time in the darkroom. It’s a very solitary, quiet life when I’m not working.

I can’t decide if I’m a hippie or elegant older woman, a farmer’s wife, a crazy person.

I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I’m not insane – I’m not a crazy person in real life. I’m a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog.

Writers are completely out of touch with reality. Writers are a crazy person. We create conflict – for a living. We do this all the time, sometimes on a weekly basis; we create horrible, incredible circumstances and then figure a way out of them. That’s what we do.

The ‘conspiracy theorist’ is no longer a crazy person with a tinfoil hat, but they are the Edward Snowdens and the WikiLeaks that bring down major institutions and are the catalysts for social change.

I’m just a crazy person. I mean, I really didn’t have any trouble coming up with weird ways for people to die. I think I’m just very twisted!

I always made sure that if I had to go and be a rock ‘n’ roll crazy person that Liv had that grounding foundation of my mother or my cousin. We tried to keep everything stable.