Top 35 Jessica St. Clair Quotes

A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it’s a little too cool for school.

If I texted somebody that I was having a down day, in seconds I would have somebody either call me or show up at my door.

Cancer doesn’t just happen to me; it happens to my best friend; it happens to everyone who means something in my life… The truth is, it does take a village to take care of somebody who’s sick, and so we just, at all times, tried to be authentic to the actual experience we had.

In this business, you never really expect a second season of something.

Once you figure out what your passion is, surround yourself with like-minded people who can help you grow.

It’s very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in ‘Bridesmaids,’ you can tell they really love each other.

Lennon has an amazing ability to think before she speaks. She doesn’t have to constantly be talking. She just thinks, and when she speaks, it’s thoughtful. She’s very calm. I’m trying to learn that from her.

For me, the first thing I fell madly in love with when I was little, was, Gilda Radner had this live performance that she had done at the Met that was on tape, and I could rent it from Video Video in New Jersey where I lived, and so I literally would rent it every two weeks.

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I’d better be funny if guys were going to like me.

I’ve been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.

Let’s see, what was my favorite of ‘Golden Girls’. Anything Stan was involved with, I was obsessed with.

I found out my baby was visiting Julie Chen a lot, from ‘The Talk’, and my nanny was just like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s Julie. We pop in on her all the time.’

In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-‘n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, ‘That’s a man. So… that’s not nice.’

The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you’re trying to do – you can’t fake it.

I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn’t want to write about it.

I’m so terrified to write that I don’t type at all.

For the readers out there, if your girlfriend says she’s having a girls’ weekend, do not show up with a bottle of rose. No one wants to see your face there.

If we’re having a tough day, we’ll bring the babies on, and suddenly, these crew guys who have, like, tattoos all over their necks are cooing and fawning.

‘Gilmore Girls’ was a passion of mine, to the point where Lennon actually can’t watch it because if she does, then we might be fully ripping them off.

In Hollywood, normally things don’t work out, and dreams are crushed.

I’m not on Facebook because I can’t open the door to the past.

We’re in this really different world of television where everybody is binge watching, and it almost doesn’t matter where you’re airing.

Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.

I think the medium of television is so great for women, especially right now, because I feel like with ‘Broad City’ and Amy Schumer and ‘Girls’, the creators are the stars, so their voice is totally pure.

Ten days after my ‘one-step’ reconstruction, I was on the beach with my daughter.

We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn’t my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that.

Did I still feel like I’d been run over by a Mack Truck? Absolutely. It’s chemo, after all.

I think sometimes when you have 24 episodes, you almost have to stretch things out too much.

Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors.

I would watch even five minutes of ‘Gilmore Girls’ a day when I was going through a tough time because I was like, ‘I just need to return to where life is simple, and you can get your waffles at Luke’s, and everybody knows your name.’

I can’t tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of.

I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.

I had breast cancer.

I can’t take a traditional yoga class or anything. I’ll just lay down and take a nap on the mat.

I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom, so when I felt a lump the size of a marble, I knew something was terribly wrong.