Top 35 Old Men Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Old Men Quotes from famous people such as Orson Bean, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Natasha Leggero, Aeschylus, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jok

I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jokes. He didn’t just make sunsets and bluebirds, He made hot babes. And dirty old men like me. That’s the modest message I’ve set out to tell the world: you don’t have to be Ned Flanders to be a Christian.
Orson Bean
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The old men running the industry just have not got a clue. They’ve got to come to terms with the fact that Britain is no longer a totally white place where people ride horses, wear long frocks and drink tea. The national dish is no longer fish and chips; it’s curry.
Marianne Jean-Baptiste
Coming from the Midwest, I didn’t know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
Natasha Leggero
It is good even for old men to learn wisdom.
Aeschylus
Revenge by young men is considered gain, even at the cost of their own lives, but old men who stay at home in times of war, and mothers who have sons to lose, know better.
Chief Seattle
Our representative democracy is not working because the Congress that is supposed to represent the voters does not respond to their needs. I believe the chief reason for this is that it is ruled by a small group of old men.
Shirley Chisholm
It is always in season for old men to learn.
Aeschylus
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
George McGovern
I heard the old, old, men say ‘all that’s beautiful drifts away, like the waters.’
William Butler Yeats
I began with small roles in successful movies like ‘No Country For Old Men’ by the Coen brothers; but it was ‘The Last Exorcism’ that changed my life: with what I earned, I left Texas and moved to Los Angeles.
Caleb Landry Jones
Youth is impulsive. When our young men grow angry at some real or imaginary wrong, and disfigure their faces with black paint, it denotes that their hearts are black, and that they are often cruel and relentless, and our old men and old women are unable to restrain them. Thus it has ever been.
Chief Seattle
I grew up on Harvard Square and I watched 50-year old men walking around with green book bags slung over their shoulders going for their fourth PhD, never having left the world of academia to alleged reality.
Orson Bean
I can do lovers. I can do Sir Galahad types. I’m not going to limit myself in voice-overs to irascible old men.
Ed Asner
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan
Young men preen. Old men scheme.
Mason Cooley
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
J. K. Rowling
I was at Disney for about four years, so I made good friends there. It was a time of not a lot of creativity. It was the end of the first great era, with a few of the original animators. They called them the Nine Old Men. I learned a lot from them, but it wasn’t going to be a future home for me.
Henry Selick
Old men are cantankerous: they like to get their own way.
Peter Hook
I don’t like new bands. I don’t want to be one of those pathetic old men in their forties who knows exactly what 18-year-olds are into.
Steve Coogan
If you’re a writer, you know that the stories don’t come to you – you have to go looking for them. The old men in the lobby: that’s where the stories were.
Tom Waits
I would love to play a villain someday in that I think that what I’ve done with my whole career is walk this tightrope between charming and creepy, and I always fall on the charming side. I’d like to fall on the creepy side and be like one of those scary old men, like really charming villains.
Jason Segel
If countries were people, England and France would be old men. Italy would be dead. Compared with them, America is in its 20s.
will.i.am
The fans of ‘Speed’ are very different from the fans of ‘To Wong Foo,’ which are different from ‘Donnie Darko.’ Look at the classics I’ve been in: ‘No Country for Old Men’… ‘Little Miss Sunshine’… ‘Rain Man’ was my first big studio movie! How lucky is that?
Beth Grant
It was 1981. I was working on a novel. And I put that novel aside one day after I read a newspaper article. The story said there were 19 women still on the pension payroll who were Confederate war widows. They were women who very early in their lives had married very old men.
Allan Gurganus
The Stones can get out there and do it till they’re old men. But certain groups are sad-looking to me.
Toni Tennille
Old men are children for the second time.
Menander
Young men should prove theorems, old men should write books.
G. H. Hardy
A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they’ve seen everything.
Ben Folds
You don’t do hero films about old men. They smell of wee, don’t they?
Peter Molyneux
Cricket has a stigma of old men in white clothes playing cricket but readdressing that image to people who aren’t necessarily cricket lovers may go some way to making it cooler.
Jos Buttler
We lived many lives in those whirling campaigns, never

We lived many lives in those whirling campaigns, never sparing ourselves; yet when we achieved, and the new world dawned, the old men came out again and took our victory to re-make in the likeness of the former world they knew.
T. E. Lawrence
It would be better if only the old men fought the wars. Every country is the country of youth. When its youth dies, it dies with them.
Jean Giraudoux
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
Victor Hugo
Our religion is the traditions of our ancestors – the dreams of our old men, given them in solemn hours of the night by the Great Spirit; and the visions of our sachems, and is written in the hearts of our people.
Chief Seattle