Top 375 Laughing Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Laughing Quotes from famous people such as Bil Keane, Rylan Clark-Neal, Simon Cowell, Phyllis Diller, Ardal O’Hanlon, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think o

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him by leaving them laughing and chuckling with one another.
Bil Keane
Louis is Louis Walsh, if he don’t work again, he’s laughing. So are generations of Louis Walsh to come.
Rylan Clark-Neal
Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
Simon Cowell
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
Phyllis Diller
The big turning point for me was a school debate in sixth year when, against all odds and to everybody’s surprise, I put myself forward… I wrote this funny speech and was determined to do my own thing, and it wasn’t on topic and people were laughing a lot. I really can’t describe how wonderful an experience it was.
Ardal O’Hanlon
Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that’s what I went towards.
Cristela Alonzo
Believe me, when I saw ‘Family Guy’ do the bit on ‘Africa,’ I howled laughing.
Steve Lukather
I really love laughing.
Maya Rudolph
All I do is have fun. When I’m not working, it’s about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even when someone’s mad at me, I’ll deflect anger with humor. My days are filled with laughter. If I’m not laughing, I’m not happy.
Drew Fuller
Sometimes I wake up laughing when I have a great dream. And sometimes I have nightmares – and I hate them.
Mariah Carey
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
Victor Garber
Not everyone has been a bully or the victim of bullies, but everyone has seen bullying, and seeing it, has responded to it by joining in or objecting, by laughing or keeping silent, by feeling disgusted or feeling interested.
Octavia E. Butler
I’ve grown up in the film industry and I’ve been watching them, analyzing them, laughing at them, totally understanding them and getting their point of view, and, at times, taking up for them. So I’m part of it and it’s part of me.
Zoya Akhtar
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I’m laughing or smiling.
Jack Dee
I have big friends who won’t go swimming because they’re too embarrassed about it. I feel that’s such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.
Jo Brand
Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe that when I feel happy, that’s when I look beautiful… I make a point of laughing out loud every single day.
Sui He
When I told people that I wanted to grow up to be a tennis player, they laughed at me. My dad has always been supportive, but he was laughing, too.
Frances Tiafoe
When I started playing all the players were trying to sell the game of snooker. Nowadays the prize money is so great, competing in tournaments is no laughing matter.
John Virgo
Every barbershop has a guy who wrecks shop every time he comes in. He has the whole barbershop laughing. That doesn’t mean he’s a comedian.
Charlie Murphy
Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.
Allen Klein
I’m such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.
Miranda Hart
If you get somebody laughing – and then stick in a point about something important – they’ll remember it.
Teri Garr
I love to have a dinner party. I love to have people over. I like the feeling it creates in my home – having guests laughing and telling their stories – and I put a lot of thought into it. I plan my menu kind of depending on whatever mood I’m in.
Katie Lee
Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
Steve Carell
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
The police who did our training said ‘Happy Valley’ is one of the only police programmes they can watch and not burst out laughing, saying, ‘As if you’d do that.’ They think it’s really authentic.
Katherine Kelly
I think that when you are on a four-inch balance beam, you don’t care about laughing or smiling or waving to the crowd because you’re going to be down in a second.
Nadia Comaneci
I have fun out there on the court, smiling, laughing, trying to have good demeanor.
Stephen Curry
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
Clarence Darrow
You can’t hate the person next to you when you’re laughing and dancing together.
Jon Batiste
I’ve laughed, and I’ve cried. Laughing has got it over crying.
Glen Campbell
Even though I'm laughing all the time, I'm watching all

Even though I’m laughing all the time, I’m watching all the time. I was observant and I got to learn people easy like that. So, I learn people good.
Fivio Foreign
Laughing makes everything easier.
Carmen Electra
I spend 70% of my time laughing. I don’t walk around all dark. I might take my photos like that because I’m not a clown. But I’m a really soft, feminine, gentle, normal guy.
Tricky
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do.
Kevin Hart
In reality, I laugh a lot. In fact, if someone cries in front of me, I cant help myself and I often start laughing.
Rashami Desai
Initially, it took me time to realise that I am sharing screen space with Irrfan Khan. But when I started working with him, a lot of times I would end up laughing in a scene.
Mithila Palkar
In the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and happy all day. But when the new rich people appear, people look at them and ask, ‘why don’t I have a life like that too, a beautiful house, car and garden,’ and they abandon their values.
Thich Nhat Hanh
I think no matter where you’re from, you’re going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.
Limmy
I was dyslexic – was, still am – ’cause I would see words that weren’t there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I’ll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?
Tim Conway
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do.
Agyness Deyn
Optimism isn’t funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It’s exaggeration.
Steve Toltz
You have to laugh at yourself. I do a lot of humor about all ethnicities that are at the show – Latinos, Asians, Indians… What I say is, ‘We’re laughing together. I’m laughing with you, not at you.’ Never say, ‘Oh, I’m better than you.’
Maz Jobrani
When I meet a girl, I just sort of do really over-exaggerated terrible dance moves… a lot of hip movements. I get them laughing, and get them to feel pity for me, and then they like me!
Nicholas D’Agosto
LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh – not the forced social variety, which is closer to barking than laughing – is uncommon among adults.
Mary Roach
I like the stage lights to be bright so I can’t see people because I will inevitably only see the ones who aren’t laughing.
Michael McIntyre
I don’t think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.
Joaquin Phoenix
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I’m laughing.
James L. Brooks
I remember dawn coming up over the Strait of Malacca; ragamuffin kids on the dock in Sumatra laughing as they pelted us with bananas; collecting dead flying fish off the deck and bringing them to our sweet, fat, toothless Danish cook to fry up for breakfast.
Christopher Buckley
It’s a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more. Then you can start reeling them in and that’s a loveliest feeling – the whole audience laughing with you.
Jim Dale
Humor’s always been the problem of my work, hasn’t it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
Kara Walker
The thing about having a very young audience in the theatre is that sometimes they laugh at the bullying scenes. It’s really interesting, what that means. It still confuses me slightly, you know; someone’s getting quite brutally bullied on stage and people are laughing. I think it’s very hard being young.
Jack Thorne
There’s just nothing funnier or crazier than that – doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in ‘Spider-Man’ the musical. It was, like, the last thing I could have ever possibly imagined happening. I mean, I would tell people I was playing Spider-Man, and people would just break out laughing because it was so ridiculous!
Jake Epstein
My problem starts when I see that in a situation when the girl is telling her feeling, say crying or laughing, the song is sung by a male singer.
Neeti Mohan
You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone’s laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they’re all laughing at you?
Toby Young
No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing.
Bob Newhart
There was a boy in my building who was my best friend when I was growing up. There was also a mysterious person on my corner who we called the Laughing Man.
Rebecca Stead
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn