Top 40 Brandi Glanville Quotes

I’ve definitely over-filled and I’ve definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y’know, there’s no shame in my game.

I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.

It’s not a hard job to be yourself.

I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.

I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it’s just timing- wise.

You know, I’ve done so much of my life in front of cameras… I wanted to show a different side of me. And I put it all out there anyway, so why not put my love life out there?

I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can’t handle being around someone who drinks, then don’t do it.

As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve.

I wanted to create clothing that I would wear – that I truly want to wear – but which would also fit my active lifestyle.

I published my first book, ‘Drinking & Tweeting,’ when I first started ‘Housewives’ and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.

I maybe trust too much.

I’m really hygienic.

Unfortunately, my age on Tinder says 28, and we all know I’m not that, but I don’t know how to change it! So, every time I match with someone, I have to say, ‘You know I’m 46, right?’

I’m not a lesbian and I’m not straight.

Truth is, I’m stronger on my own.

Sometimes on-camera friends don’t translate into your real life, but not for me.

Housewives’ was a very… I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.

If anyone said anything sideways about my children, I would literally be in jail like, just straight up.

Growing up, we never really had money. If I wanted to get something, I had to go out and get a job.

I think my passion is skincare because I’ve had so many different skin problems that I’m just fascinated by it. I find myself always reading about it.

It’s incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.

I’m happy to take care of my family.

I need to be able to save some money, so I can buy a house.

I love makeup; I love fashion.

I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I’m not an actor or an athlete.

But I try to say things that are the truth, and I don’t hold back, and sometimes it does get me into trouble.

I’m a little bit tough because I can’t afford to get my heart broken.

Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.

I’ve met some great men, I’ve met a lot of not-so-great ones.

I don’t want to be on TV forever.

I love beautiful people.

But I don’t hold grudges.

There are three words you’ll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don’t care.

I’d rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I’m not in love with.

I’m always in trouble.

Everything I do is for my children.

I have been so cooperative with Eddie and LeAnn for the sake of my children. I even went and signed and notarized a document saying they could take my kids out of the country to Mexico on vacation. I wouldn’t want to deprive them of such a great opportunity.

When I think of the name ‘Joyce’ I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.

I’m always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.