Top 40 Gum Quotes

The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

I’m a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can’t chew gum in school.

She can’t even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I couldn’t even chew bubble gum and walk at the same time. I wasn’t very coordinated.

No man who has not tried it can imagine what dreadful hard work it is to listen. Splitting gum logs in the dog days is child’s play to it. I’ve tried both, and give the preference to the gum logs.

Getting through these camps, sometimes you’re held together with paper clips and bubble gum and tape. You just kind of get in there and you make it work because if you pull out of a fight, you don’t get paid.

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

I am not into spicy foods. Big Red chewing gum is even too ‘hot’ for me.

I auditioned for everything. It was daily, relentless. Independent films, chewing gum commercials, television shows.

I spent every bit of my money to try and get a Mickey Mantle card, and I don’t have one. Growing up in Oklahoma, Mickey Mantle was my idol. And here I am, and I’d go pick cotton to have enough money, and I’d buy all of these packs, and I’d chew all of the gum, and I’d never find a Mickey Mantle card.

Presidential candidates don’t chew gum.

Now I’m steeped in this world, I keep thinking going to the theatre every week is normal, but there’s a whole world of people who don’t go at all. I wrote ‘Chewing Gum Dreams’ for them – I’d love them to come.

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

To experience the northern forest in the raw, I went to northern Finland and Lapland, travelling on horseback, and sleeping on reindeer skins in the traditional open-fronted Finnish laavu. I ate elk heart, reindeer and lingonberries, and tried out spruce resin: the chewing gum of the Stone Age.

I wouldn’t treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it’s all about the breath mints!

I don’t know how people chew gum all day long.

The most validating thing was when my picture was on my first bubble gum card. That was in ’68 for me. I was finally on the Topps card.

I was always snobby about soap operas, and commercials, too, but one does have to eat. I remember auditioning for a commercial for a mouthwash or chewing gum or something, and I had to pretend to be the back end of somebody in a horse costume. After that, I said, ‘That’s it. That’s it. You’ve sunk too far!’

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.

It’s just a show. It’s not the end of Western Civilization. It’s chewing gum.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

Adam Hess – he thinks that if you swallow enough chewing gum you go from being left-handed to being right-handed, and vice versa, but he is my best friend anyway.

We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you kept your Yankees cards pristine.

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

We can walk and chew gum at the same time. Yes, the American people want us to legislate, they want us to insist on furthering their set of values, but they also want us to resist and exercise our oversight powers.

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box – the result of mixing Lloyd’s of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

In my new IFC comedy game show, ‘Bunk,’ we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer – giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.

You’ve got to eat while you dream. You’ve got to deliver on short-range commitments, while you develop a long-range strategy and vision and implement it. The success of doing both. Walking and chewing gum if you will. Getting it done in the short-range, and delivering a long-range plan, and executing on that.

No matter where I’m going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on.

I was getting make up done in the car when the door opened and Park Bo Gum came in. After we said ‘Hello,’ an hour of silence followed.

‘Chewing Gum’ is kind of like the world I wish I grew up in. There wasn’t really a sense of community growing up.

‘Chewing Gum’ ages me 15 years every time I do it – it’s insane.

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

Red candy is my favorite – I like red string licorice, Swedish Fish, and red gum balls.

In drama school, they do these big shows and period dramas, and I felt that none of those shows were representing me as a person, and I knew I wouldn’t be cast in any of those when I left school. I decided to write my own one-woman show, and that was called ‘Chewing Gum Dreams.’

I must always, always have a box of Extra chewing gum in my bag because I have developed a terrible cheek-chewing compulsion. It’s not only uncomfortable, but I look really weird when I’m doing it, and chewing gum is the only way I can stop myself.