Top 40 Pat McAfee Quotes

I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I’m not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I’m good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

I can’t do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.

I’m not built to have a bald head. I’ve got a huge sniffer.

I’ve told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That’s three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

Let’s say I go completely broke, I’m about to star in the next ’30 for 30: Broke.’

Some players have no idea how to handle life without structure. That’s why some players get into trouble during the offseason. This is literally the first time in our lives we’ve ever had free time without somebody telling us where to be and what to do.

If I feel like you’ve disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.

I think the game of football, from a commentating standpoint, is missing something. I think it should be a celebration, and I think it should be enjoyable, and I’m trying to make it that way.

I feel like it’s my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.

Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.

Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They’ve been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.

It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts’ Walter Payton Man of the Year.

Honestly, it’s what the world’s all about and what life’s all about – fulfillment and making people’s lives better.

The amount of players who get into trouble in the NFL is a very small minority, but they are the ones who make the headlines.

My life is just a ridiculous one.

Baron Corbin and I know each other well. I’m not a golden gloves boxer at all, so I think our backgrounds might be a bit different, but I think he’s incredible on the microphone.

I think I’m the luckiest guy on earth.

I bought a wrestling ring in either my third or fourth year in the league. I had it built in my barn and didn’t use it much except for at parties when my friends’ kids would want to get in there.

Hopefully I can end up in the WWE Hall of Fame one day.

I assume there’s a lot of intelligent football fans in England.

I’m a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.

I love ‘The Impractical Jokers.’ I watch them all the time.

Peyton Manning donated, I think, $10 million to start a children’s hospital here in Indianapolis. Whenever you see something like that, you go, ‘Okay, not only can I be great on the football field, I can also be great off of the field.’

The AAF offered me a commentating spot for their league, and it was literally the day after I signed my deal with the WWE.

Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that’s what moments happen.

If people don’t know what a punter is in football, they’re not going to know what a fourth down kicker is, either.

I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.

If you’re not a cop, don’t buy a Crown Victoria.

I enjoy making people happy, and hopefully, people enjoy it and have a good time.

I enjoy making plays for my teammates.

If I hit a bad punt, and some guys don’t make a tackle, and I have to make a tackle for them, that’s my opportunity to step up for my teammates.

Although sometimes it’s very difficult, if you’re willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.

Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I’m just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.

Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that’s about it, honestly.

I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that’d be really cool.

In college, there never really was an offseason. The season would end, you’d get a week break, and then the hardest time of the year would start. Winter workouts in college were absolutely miserable.

I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren’t, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.

I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.