Top 400 Two Quotes

I literally have a clearout every two months and I give all my clothes away to my little cousins and stuff. And they just buzz off it. If I was younger, and my cousin or sister was in Little Mix, and they gave me all their hand-me-downs, I’d be the happiest girl in the world.
Perrie Edwards
Two of the hardest words in the language to rhyme are life and love. Of all words!
Stephen Sondheim
Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that’s not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing.
Lance Armstrong
The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.
Thorstein Veblen
Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won’t be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps.
Scott Adams
It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West
I don’t believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.
Bas Rutten
A person who can go out and get 40 is going to get a lot more respect than somebody who goes out and holds somebody to two points. It’s just the nature of the game. It doesn’t bother me.
Draymond Green
The whole thing of clothes is insane. You can spend a dollar on a jacket in a thrift store. And you can spend a thousand dollars on a jacket in a shop. And if you saw those two jackets walking down the street, you probably wouldn’t know which was which.
Helen Mirren
I did have two dads; one was a socialist, and one was a capitalist. I really decided I would rather be a capitalist.
Robert Kiyosaki
The logic of validation allows us to move between the two limits of dogmatism and skepticism.
Paul Ricoeur
To find a friend one must close one eye – to keep him, two.
Norman Douglas
No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than they once were.
Anthony Kennedy
There’s the private persona and the public persona and the two shall never meet.
Liev Schreiber
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
Doug Larson
Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two professions or two arts rightly.
Plato
You can control two things: your work ethic and your attitude about anything.
Ali Krieger
Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing was ever heard from either of them again.
Thomas R. Marshall
I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
Pele
Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it comes away black. Is there a dirtier or more fascinating city anywhere in the land? The answer to both parts of the question has to be positively negative.
Herb Caen
Two prisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means of communication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Simone Weil
For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
Jessica Savitch
If you want to invest in us, we believe customer number one, employee number two, shareholder number three. If they don’t want to buy that, that’s fine. If they regret, they can sell us.
Jack Ma
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department.
Joseph R. McCarthy
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
I developed the Clock Theory to help me time records; you know, spin the record back two revolutions or whatever and then play the break, spin the other one back two, play, like that.
Grandmaster Flash
The hardest decisions in life are not between good and bad or right and wrong, but between two goods or two rights.
Joe Andrew
If you want to be a great leader, remember to treat all people with respect at all times. For one, because you never know when you’ll need their help. And two, because it’s a sign you respect people, which all great leaders do.
Simon Sinek
Unlike productions in the other arts, all television sh

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other shows.
Les Brown
There are two methods in software design. One is to make the program so simple, there are obviously no errors. The other is to make it so complicated, there are no obvious errors.
Tony Hoare
Of life’s two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer’s hand.
Khalil Gibran
Well, I think that – I think leadership’s always been about two main things: imagination and courage.
Paul Keating
Just as we have two eyes and two feet, duality is part of life.
Carlos Santana
Saying and doing are two things.
Matthew Henry
A person who can’t pay gets another person who can’t pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don’t make either of them able to do a walking-match.
Charles Dickens
If two men on a job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.
Darryl F. Zanuck
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
Elvis Presley
Fear is when we’re thinking about the past or thinking about the future, two things that do not exist. If we stay in the moment, do our best in the moment, enjoy the moment, there is no fear.
Garrett McNamara
A smart contract is a mechanism involving digital assets and two or more parties, where some or all of the parties put assets in, and assets are automatically redistributed among those parties according to a formula based on certain data that is not known at the time the contract is initiated.
Vitalik Buterin
Fashion and music are two great artistic forms that can be molded by the youth culture – our taste and our passion for evolving things in our limited time on earth allows us to look at things with fresh eyes.
Virgil Abloh
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Dale Carnegie
There is an invisible strength within us; when it recognizes two opposing objects of desire, it grows stronger.
Rumi
Innovation is like looking for pieces in a jigsaw puzzle. You have to find a lot of pieces that don’t match to find the one or two pieces that match.
Edward Conard
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.
Epictetus
There are only two forces that unite men – fear and interest.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I don’t know much about creative writing programs. But they’re not telling the truth if they don’t teach, one, that writing is hard work, and, two, that you have to give up a great deal of life, your personal life, to be a writer.
Doris Lessing
There are two kinds of fools: those who can’t change their opinions and those who won’t.
Josh Billings
No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes.
Thomas Carlyle
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung
As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And what do I do with the time I’ve got left?
David Bowie
For a modern woman it is important to be supported and that there is equality in every aspect, and that it’s not two halves that make a whole – it’s two wholes that make a whole.
Katy Perry
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
I get to act out two roles on ‘The Legend of the Blue Sea,’ including one as a con man, and so I’ll be able to show many diverse sides to me.
Lee Min-ho
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
Khalil Gibran
The biggest obstacle was mixing abortion with overpopulation. These are two things that have nothing to do with each other.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Elimination of child labour and access to education are like two sides of one coin. One cannot be achieved without the other.
Kailash Satyarthi
I got two older brothers and two younger sisters, and we grew up in the country, and we were a little feral. So as long as the car didn’t end up in the rhubarb and you didn’t get caught for doing whatever you were doing, you were fine.
Diego Klattenhoff
The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon Turns Ashes – or it prospers; and anon, Like Snow upon the Desert’s dusty Face, Lighting a little hour or two – is gone.
Omar Khayyam
Everyone wants to escape, everyone's drawn to escapism

Everyone wants to escape, everyone’s drawn to escapism to leave their lives for an hour or two, and we’re all so curious as human beings.
Josh Bowman
What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined – to strengthen each other – to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
George Eliot
He had but one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two.
Charles Dickens
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
Josh Billings
Because, you know, resilience – if you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you’d be pretty depressed right now because the last nugget of gold would be gone. But the good thing is, with innovation, there isn’t a last nugget. Every new thing creates two new questions and two new opportunities.
Jeff Bezos