Top 400 Two Quotes

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Margaret Fuller
Some guys, first pitch of the at-bat gets called a strike – maybe it’s a ball off or below their knees, and it gets called a strike – and then the next two pitches, they swing at balls in the dirt, and all of a sudden, they’re yelling at the umpire about that first pitch. You just swung at two balls in the dirt, buddy.
Aaron Judge
In my day, defenders played you with two hands and an elbow. You’re not getting by a guy, especially if he has an elbow and a hand on you and is a strong defensive player.
Clyde Drexler
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.
Iris Murdoch
It’s a very slow process – two steps forward, one step back – but I’m inching in the right direction.
Rob Reiner
Music fills the infinite between two souls.
Rabindranath Tagore
It takes two hands to clap.
Jiang Zemin
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
There are only two sides to this question. Every man must be for the United States or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war; only patriots and traitors.
Stephen Douglas
Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all.
James Brown
Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other’s little failings.
Jean de la Bruyere
Two or three things I know for sure, and one is that I’d rather go naked than wear the coat the world has made for me.
Dorothy Allison
A man’s got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
John Mayer
I was born in a middle class Muslim family, in a small town called Myonenningh in a northern part of Bangladesh in 1962. My father is a qualified physician; my mother is a housewife. I have two elder brothers and one younger sister. All of them received a liberal education in schools and colleges.
Taslima Nasrin
I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don’t find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.
Martin Gore
Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart’s desire; the other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymour Cray
I’m thinking about starting a solo project. But it will feature Tyler on all the songs. We’ll call it something like ‘Two Music Boys.’
Josh Dun
Democracy rests upon two pillars: one, the principle that all men are equally entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness; and the other, the conviction that such equal opportunity will most advance civilization.
Louis D. Brandeis
There was an old man with a beard, who said: ‘It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.
Edward Lear
We are using resources as if we had two planets, not one. There can be no ‘plan B’ because there is no ‘planet B.’
Ban Ki-moon
There’s two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way.
Matthew McConaughey
Business has only two functions – marketing and innovation.
Milan Kundera
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
William Hazlitt
One today is worth two tomorrows.
Benjamin Franklin
With Romeo and Juliet, you’re talking about two people who meet one night, and get married the same night. I believe in love at first sight-but it hasn’t happened to me yet.
Leonardo DiCaprio
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance.
Hippocrates
That’s what’s so great about television. You’re able to tell this long story, where you couldn’t really do that in a film because you have to tell a story in an hour and a half or two hours.
Aaron Paul
Science and literature are not two things, but two side

Science and literature are not two things, but two sides of one thing.
Thomas Huxley
I am a biological female. I have two children. I’ve been married for 16 years. I’ve never been a man.
Michelle Visage
A man’s work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
Albert Camus
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Jonathan Edwards
My view of life is, ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
Sam Kinison
When I was an orphan, I was the richest kid at the orphanage because everyone else was complaining about not having anything. But when I discovered that you could get two cents for a Coca-Cola bottle, I would follow people around who were drinking it and ask them if they were almost through with it.
Wayne Dyer
Dare to be true. Nothing can need a lie: a fault which needs it most, grows two thereby.
George Herbert
Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.
Jack Dee
If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Steven Wright
Any time you get two people in a room who disagree about anything, the time of day, there is a scene to be written. That’s what I look for.
Aaron Sorkin
There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I’m sitting here and doing great.
Matthew Perry
Trump represented a movement of dissatisfaction, the dissent, unhappiness, division cultivated by years of identity politics and the bullying of arrogant, insufferable, intolerant social justice warriors who used the last two terms to punish anyone who reminded them of Daddy.
Greg Gutfeld
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman
There are only two people who can tell you the truth about yourself – an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
Antisthenes
The role of the intellectual, so it is said, is to speak truth to power. Noam Chomsky has dismissed this pious tag on two grounds. For one thing, power knows the truth already; it is just busy trying to conceal it. For another, it is not those in power who need the truth, but those they oppress.
Terry Eagleton
A gentleman pays his debt within a week or two.
Charles Oakley
Lost – yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered, for they are gone forever.
Horace Mann
I am not a politician. I’m an American businessman and entrepreneur that have built two businesses, and I try to play it straight with people.
Anthony Scaramucci
My dream was to set up my own e-commerce company. In 1999, I gathered 18 people in my apartment and spoke to them for two hours about my vision. Everyone put their money on the table, and that got us $60,000 to start Alibaba. I wanted to have a global company, so I chose a global name.
Jack Ma
As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both.
Bono
Society is composed of two great classes those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
Nicolas Chamfort
Reactionaries often describe both Marx and Lenin as theorists, without taking into consideration that their utopias inspired Russia and China – the two countries called upon to lead a new world which will allow for human survival if imperialism does not first unleash a criminal, exterminating war.
Fidel Castro
My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.
Raf Simons
If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary.
Larry Dixon
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman
There are two different stories in horror: internal and external. In external horror films, the evil comes from the outside, the other tribe, this thing in the darkness that we don’t understand. Internal is the human heart.
John Carpenter
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
I have two hands: one for me, one for other people.
Millie Bobby Brown
The whole secret of the campaigns unleashed against Spain can be explained in two words: masonry and communism… we have to extirpate these two evils from our land.
Francisco Franco
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.
Henry Rollins
Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.
Bob Dylan
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Alice Cooper
It is a strange fact that freedom and equality, the two basic ideas of democracy, are to some extent contradictory. Logically considered, freedom and equality are mutually exclusive, just as society and the individual are mutually exclusive.
Thomas Mann
We have two lives the one we learn with and the life we live after that.
Bernard Malamud
Blue is the male principle, stern and spiritual. Yellow the female principle, gentle, cheerful and sensual. Red is matter, brutal and heavy and always the colour which must be fought and vanquished by the other two.
Franz Marc
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.
Stirling Moss
I don’t have two different personalities. I am what I am.
Judy Sheindlin