Top 44 Colleen Ballinger Quotes

I trained to sing well, but now I sing poorly for a living. That was money well spent.

Clowns are meant to make people smile. That’s my goal.

I started out poking fun at this YouTube thing.

As much as I love L.A., I don’t want to live in L.A. I feel very congested when I’m in the city.

I’ve seen every episode of ‘Seinfeld.’

To have the ability to look back on the problems that weren’t big problems after all is something I think we can all learn from.

Miranda is confidently untalented at singing. Very off-putting. Shrill. But she thinks she’s wonderful, so power to her.

My fans are my family. I love them so much.

The process of getting into Miranda mode is simply making sure I’m as gross as possible. I make sure I’m wearing funky clothes and a lot of lipstick, and I’m good to go.

I definitely think we’re living in a world or generation where we need constant gratification and adoration with Instagram and likes, and we base everything on attention.

I love and enjoy vocal performance, but I also have a huge passion for comedy and improv.

I think we all have a little crazy in us.

I got a lot of hate mail, and that’s where the term ‘haters back off’ came from because I got all this hate.

Life isn’t always wonderful.

Nobody knows what goes on behind the scenes with a YouTuber.

I’ve spent 10 years checking my analytics on my end to see what people were talking about and what they like.

I would do whatever the haters said they didn’t like. They’d say, ‘I don’t like your lipstick,’ so I’d put on more.

When I was in college and reading music and doing ear training, I was a little more advanced than the other people in my choir classes. So to entertain myself and kind of annoy the friends around me, I would sing just under the pitch or just above the pitch.

I really tried to take advantage of my 15 minutes of fame. And I’ve gotten lucky – those 15 minutes have become several years.

The fact that I went from making a minute-and-a-half video in my bedroom to doing an hour-and-a-half live show is just crazy.

I’m very open with my life, and I don’t regret it because it’s what got me here.

I love music, and playing ukulele and singing makes me really happy.

I travel a lot for work and have people waiting outside my hotel or call my room constantly or show up at whatever restaurant I’m eating at because I Snapchatted. It is a little terrifying.

My fans have been so sweet and supportive.

Everything was based on my life and the way I grew up. Some of the bits I’m most proud of in ‘Haters Back Off’ actually happened.

I hope that memes jump out of our computers in the future.

I always admired Netflix’s business model; they are really good at what they do.

I have no hard feelings towards Disneyland. I love Disneyland so much. I want to go every day. I loved every single day that I worked there.

I couldn’t comprehend why someone would film themselves alone in their bedroom and put it online. I thought that was so bizarre. Now I can’t imagine not putting my life online and talking to a camera alone in my bedroom; it’s become my life.

As a vocal performance major, I went to school with a lot of singers who were cocky and not very nice.

I’m always so terrified that tomorrow no one will watch me anymore or care anymore. Every day, I say that I can’t believe this is happening. It’s so crazy. Because of that, it makes me work so hard every single day.

On YouTube, I’ve stayed very limited with what I’ve been willing to share, so it’s been very surface-level with Miranda.

Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.

The only reason I have any success at all in my career is because of the Internet.

I’ve always done YouTube myself: everything is written, edited, produced, and promoted by myself.

I’m the luckiest girl in the world.

People ask me if I’m worried that I’m going to be stuck in Miranda forever. I’m not, because how could I complain about what I’ve been given?

I chose to share my life online, so I can’t really complain about it. There’s not much that’s off limits.

In the beginning, people watched me to hate on me. They thought Miranda was a real person. People just couldn’t understand why this strange girl was so confident. And then slowly, I started getting fans.

I feel so lucky to have the career that I have. I can travel the world and be a goofball and make people laugh.

When Miranda first started becoming popular, not many people knew who she was. People were confused by her. They thought she was a real person. I got a lot of interesting responses.

Oftentimes, when I’m trying to get inspired, I’ll find myself just staring at the wall and let the fans inspire me to get creative.

With ‘Haters Back Off,’ I’m creating something that I want to make, and I’m not focused on, ‘Is this gonna trend, is this gonna be popular?’ I’m just focused on telling the story.

The things that I gravitate toward in film and TV are things that make me laugh but then break my heart.