Top 44 Drew Carey Quotes

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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to c

I just try to get people to laugh – I’m not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
Drew Carey
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you’re screwed.
Drew Carey
I don’t know, people take chances on stage. It’s a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
Drew Carey
I’m the kind of person that likes what I’m doing when I’m doing it.
Drew Carey
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it’s been a lot of fun.
Drew Carey
At ‘Price Is Right,’ people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can’t jump around on ‘Price is Right,’ then you can’t jump around anywhere, you know?
Drew Carey
I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
Drew Carey
I don’t know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from ‘The Price Is Right’ and ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ then you might be a little bit shocked. I’m a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.
Drew Carey
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I’m trapped.
Drew Carey
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
Drew Carey
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Drew Carey
I don’t have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey
‘The Price Is Right,’ it was an honor to be offered it because it’s such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me.
Drew Carey
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
Drew Carey
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do.
Drew Carey
I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
Drew Carey
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
Drew Carey
There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me.
Drew Carey
I’m a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
Drew Carey
There’s no way I can justify my salary level, but I’m learning to live with it.
Drew Carey
I love doing ‘The Price is Right.’ It’s so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it’s not my money. It’s really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.
Drew Carey
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Drew Carey
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There’s regular people there.
Drew Carey
But sports photography isn’t something you just pick up overnight. You can’t do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
Drew Carey
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there’s always some trouble – you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Drew Carey
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it’s a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
Drew Carey
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’
Drew Carey
I’m not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don’t think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
Drew Carey
I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that doe

I don’t think there’s hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There’s a couple of guys that are clean, but I’m not one of them.
Drew Carey
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
Drew Carey
Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they’re so rich, they feel they don’t work that much for all that money – and they don’t, for the amount of money they make.
Drew Carey
It doesn’t matter how smart you are; to audition for ‘Jeopardy,’ you just have to luck out and know what they’re asking you that day.
Drew Carey
Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.
Drew Carey
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I’ll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
Drew Carey
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
Drew Carey
I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day.
Drew Carey
Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey
International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men’s National Team. I can say that they’re my favorite sports team.
Drew Carey
TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
Drew Carey
When the show’s in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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