Words matter. These are the best Drew Carey Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I just try to get people to laugh – I’m not trying to change the world or anything.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you’re screwed.
I don’t know, people take chances on stage. It’s a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
I’m the kind of person that likes what I’m doing when I’m doing it.
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it’s been a lot of fun.
At ‘Price Is Right,’ people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can’t jump around on ‘Price is Right,’ then you can’t jump around anywhere, you know?
I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
I don’t know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from ‘The Price Is Right’ and ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ then you might be a little bit shocked. I’m a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I’m trapped.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
I don’t have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
‘The Price Is Right,’ it was an honor to be offered it because it’s such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me.
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do.
I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me.
I’m a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
There’s no way I can justify my salary level, but I’m learning to live with it.
I love doing ‘The Price is Right.’ It’s so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it’s not my money. It’s really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There’s regular people there.
But sports photography isn’t something you just pick up overnight. You can’t do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there’s always some trouble – you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it’s a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’
I’m not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don’t think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
I don’t think there’s hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There’s a couple of guys that are clean, but I’m not one of them.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they’re so rich, they feel they don’t work that much for all that money – and they don’t, for the amount of money they make.
It doesn’t matter how smart you are; to audition for ‘Jeopardy,’ you just have to luck out and know what they’re asking you that day.
Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I’ll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day.
Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men’s National Team. I can say that they’re my favorite sports team.
TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
When the show’s in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.