Top 44 Plumber Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Plumber Quotes from famous people such as Leonard Susskind, Ray Romano, Mike Rowe, Mike Vogel, Adam West, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My

I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My father was a plumber, but when I was 16, he got sick and I had to take over. Being a plumber in the South Bronx wasn’t fun.
Leonard Susskind
Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was working at a bank and living at home. I didn’t move out until I was 29!
Ray Romano
My mother’s dad dropped out of the eighth grade to work. He had to. By the time he was 30, he was a master electrician, plumber, carpenter, mason, mechanic. That guy was, to me, a magician. Anything that was broken, he could fix. Anybody anywhere in our community knew that if there was a problem, Carl was there to fix it.
Mike Rowe
I grew up a plumber’s son in Philadelphia.
Mike Vogel
If you’re a plumber, you plumb. I’m an actor. I act.
Adam West
I am instinctively a network infrastructure plumber.
Audrey MacLean
I come from a blue collar family, but my personal life isn’t. I didn’t get the gene that my grandfather had in spades. He was a local hero. Built the church that I went to. Built the house I grew up in. Steamfitter, pipefitter, electrician, mechanic and plumber. I wanted to do those things. But it just didn’t come easy.
Mike Rowe
One of my aims was to be paid as well as a plumber. Plumber was better-paid than any performance artist who was always doing this for free. It is so important to make a good living from art. You know, John Cage, until he was 60, he couldn’t pay electricity.
Marina Abramovic
A plumber doesn’t change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You’re a comedian. This is your style.
Bill Burr
Dad, who worked as a plumber, was a quiet and undemanding man who liked to laugh – and he was a very good dancer.
Vera Lynn
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Arthur Baer
One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.
Ricky Jay
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
Artie Lange
It’s still about the women. It’s not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.
James Denton
I never planned on being a plumber.
Scott Caan
There’s lots of different feminist groups. It’s not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
Jo Brand
One night in 1974, I made the comment, ‘Here I am, this fat kid, the son of a plumber. I don’t look like a body builder; fist fight in a parking lot, it doesn’t matter. I’m getting ready to sell out this building. I’m going to sell out Madison Square Garden one day. This is the American Dream. I’m living it.’
Dusty Rhodes
I remember my uncle used to work pouring concrete and as a plumber. Now, I don’t see uncles working as plumbers or pouring concrete no more. Let’s open up some trades for these youngsters that are getting out of school that are not gonna go to college.
Scarface
A guy digging ditches or a plumber wiping joints – it solves problems, you know? You have to dig this hole so wide, so long, so deep. You dig it, and that’s it.
Lee Marvin
If you’re a Christian, and you’re a plumber, are you a Christian plumber?
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I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, ‘If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.’
Robert Fripp
My mother hoped I’d be a plumber.
Richard Flanagan
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
Ron White
My dad was actually my first mentor. Decent man, hard-working man, never missed a day of work plumber.
Joe Maddon
Whenever someone like a plumber or a mechanic tries to explain something technical to me, I listen for about three seconds before it all just becomes white noise, like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
John Niven
If you are a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is a bit more slippery than that.
Maurizio Cattelan
I was glad that I could be used as a focal point to possibly bandy around some ideas, and maybe people would open their eyes to Obama’s socialist ideology. However, there were so many important issues to be discussed other than the ‘Joe the Plumber, Joe the Plumber.’
Joe Wurzelbacher
If your plumber or pool installer or local appliance store uses HubSpot software, HubSpot may be holding information about you without you even knowing it. We figure we’re safe when we use online services. We figure we can trust the people who run them not to snoop on us. I used to believe that. I don’t anymore.
Daniel Lyons
Don’t expect Barton Biggs to be offering his market insights on ‘Bloomberg News’ anytime soon. His plumber, maybe.
Alex Berenson
You don’t need a college degree to be a good carpenter, welder, plumber, auto mechanic, member of the armed forces, or firefighter.
Kathy Szeliga
My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.
Shaun White
Screenwriting is still a challenge for me. It's more te

Screenwriting is still a challenge for me. It’s more technical than creative. You have to be a very good journeyman plumber and put the proper parts together. Then, if you can still inject a little bit of something worthwhile, you have done as much as can be expected.
Leigh Brackett
If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It’s just scale.
Martin Freeman
I realize that I put my body through a lot, but I’ve always thought at the same time if I was a plumber or any kind of worker in that industry, which a lot of people that I grew up with are, I would imagine that their bodies feel the same, their backs are wrecked.
Cub Swanson
Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?
Obie Trice
When you hire a plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet.
Joe Wurzelbacher
Kevin Sullivan? He’s Anthony Hopkins. The Prince of Darkness. The devil himself. Against the ‘American Dream’ Dusty Rhodes, the chubby plumber’s son from Austin, Texas. My God, those billboards go up, and you’re going to want to go see it.
Dusty Rhodes
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber’ union.
Conan O’Brien
I’m technically the utility guy on the field. Whether you need a plumber or an electrician, man, I’m here for you.
Travis Kelce
Playing music has always felt very natural. You know, you do try to do other things, and you do learn lessons that way, but, eventually – well… if your dad is a plumber, you become a plumber. It’s the family business, and I felt like I was taking over the family business.
Dhani Harrison
I wanted to be a plumber.
Robert Goulet
When you tell them you’re a writer, they say, ‘What have you written?’ And then you’ve got to tell them what you’ve done. I don’t ask a plumber what he does. Then I have to explain what I’ve done, and I haven’t really, you know. I’ve just told some stories.
James McBride
One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.
Summer Rae
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
Bela Lugosi