Top 45 Cookie Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Cookie Quotes from famous people such as Daniel Lubetzky, Lucas Neff, Dylan Lauren, Elizabeth Meriwether, Celeste Ng, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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Daniel Lubetzky
To be honest, I can’t wait to be a dad. I really hope that that’s how the cookie crumbles for me.
Lucas Neff
I have a vanilla chai latte every morning, which I usually follow with an oatmeal raisin cookie and eggs for breakfast.
Dylan Lauren
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.
Elizabeth Meriwether
Growing up, I loved looking at the photos in my mother’s old Betty Crocker cookbook: the chocolate cakes, the cookie house, even the cheese balls and fondues.
Celeste Ng
I have never baked. I have cooked thousands of meals big and small, but I have never cooked a cookie. I have never roasted a cake, or a pie.
Tom Junod
I’ve never been very cookie cutter. If I choose something different from the status quo, it’s my responsibility and my choice to live my life that way.
Sara Ramirez
I don’t hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.
Brett Gelman
I think that was my biggest fear – censoring myself and putting myself into a cookie cutter to be representative. But I think what I realised is we don’t need that.
King Princess
I’m so glad I’m not a dentist. How many times does someone say, ‘Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth’? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone’s face light up – that’s immediate approval.
Paula Deen
Joe Hart has come in for a bit of criticism, but it’s only because he’s the England goalkeeper, and he’s not got any competition. It’s always been like that; it’s just the way the English media works. Joe Hart is a tough cookie, and he won’t listen to any of that.
Peter Schmeichel
Whether I’m making a gluten-free cookie or a lactose-free milkshake, my end goal is always to make it so awesome, clever, and creative that you’ll want to indulge whether you have a sensitivity, dietary nuance, or don’t.
Christina Tosi
My dad is amazing: he taught me everything I know about sales. He volunteered to be the Girl Scout cookie mom and gave everybody sales quotas, and basically, every girl went home crying because he was super intense.
Elizabeth Chambers
I’m the chocolate chip cookie king of the world.
Lloyd Blankfein
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
Sandra Bullock
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
Hector Elizondo
The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it even started but that is just the way the cookie crumbles.
Justin Guarini
I don’t think Julia Roberts is as innocent as her image suggests. You have to be a really smart cookie to create an image as clean and pure and on-the-money as hers.
Sharon Stone
Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie.
Twinkle Khanna
At night, I’ll do coconut oil or almond oil on my face as a mask to replenish my skin. I’ve found those are so simple but work better than any other product. Coconut oil is so good, but if you don’t want to smell like a cookie, sweet almond oil isn’t as pungent.
Phillipa Soo
A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I’ll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing.
Ryan Phillippe
I’ll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I’ll still eat the one cookie… sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
Kate Winslet
The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star.
Shawn Amos
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.
Rachel G. Fox
Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it’s cold.
Hilary Rhoda
I guess I’m just a tough cookie.
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, ‘Why don’t you make it yourself.’ It’s like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That’s not making chocolate-chip cookies.
Amy Sedaris
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that’s a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don’t make those investments.
Emily Oster
I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos don’t have. We have them all except the WBA, which is why Haye is such an interesting cookie for me to eat.
Wladimir Klitschko
We eat raw dough. We eat raw cookie. We eat massive buttercream in cakes that are still warm. We eat salt. We have to taste things that you will not put in your mouth. But you know what? That’s television. You have to do it.
Jacques Torres
Some great soups are filling and warm. So, at the four o’clock hour, when people are craving caffeine and a cookie, soup is a really great option because it fills you up and feels like a meal, so it can keep you going until dinner, but it’s not hugely caloric.
Anna Kaiser
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me aft

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I’m still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, ‘That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,’ should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.
Lester Holt
There is so much talent in British fashion: a real cookie jar of different aesthetics with designers like Mary Katrantzou, Erdem, Christopher Kane, J. W. Anderson, and Simone Rocha.
Emilia Wickstead
I would rather have 1/4 of a cookie for four days than a big cookie on day one followed by three days with nothing – this has been documented by my colleagues.
Chris Morocco
I tried to go and get my master’s in-season. That’s a tough cookie to try to eat, but it’s just a great thing.
Ed Reed
I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go have my favorite meal, ‘second breakfast,’ or grab coffee with friends, or play basketball. Then, around noon, I begin apologizing via email for the manuscripts I can’t get to.
Jess Walter
I’m passionate about anything I align myself with. You want to talk about chocolate chip cookies? I’m not going to open a chocolate chip cookie store, but I will talk your ear off about it.
Blake Lively
My mother’s mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.
Bill Vaughan
You can think somebody’s stealing from the cookie jar, but if you don’t catch him you don’t catch him.
Matt Serra
I want to open a destination place where you go for the best chocolate chip cookie you’ve ever had in your life, the biggest champagne list ever, the best fruit tarts you’ve tasted.
Sherry Yard
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.
Carrie Fisher
In some ways, chocolate chip cookie recipes are my favorite algorithms. You put a bunch of bad-for-you stuff in a bowl and get a delicious result.
Hilary Mason
I love my chocolate, I love my dessert, I love my cookie dough.
Anthony Yarde
We’re in a very individual sport, but they like us not to be so individual. They’d rather have you look like every other cookie cutter guy and have you believe that you’re replaceable when you’re really not.
Roy Nelson