Top 45 Jonathan Cheban Quotes

If I see something I don’t like, or something that bothers me, I can’t hold it in.

You know there’s a lot of haters out there that are jealous. We know how hard we work. We don’t pay attention to it. If you did you’d lose your mind.

I think, it’s like, I love places.

I wouldn’t be the FoodGod if I was fat.

I don’t want to go to general medical doctors.

My thing that I’m addicted to is cheese tea.

Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it.

A big burger is kind of a pain in the butt.

I’m very scheduled; like every hour, I’ve got to do this, I’ve got to eat here. The facial’s at this time, the trainer’s at this time, the electro-muscle therapy’s at this time… it’s like every day is a whole thing.

Nobody can match me with knowing about food.

I think God just blessed me.

I love the whole red-carpet world. I got the bug.

It’s really weird, because I do have a lot of friends who are famous, but I always knew them way before.

I’ve got a lot of projects going on.

I love the pressure of knowing the latest trends, the newest places to go, and hot cities – places like Monaco and Ibiza.

I don’t reveal family secrets.

We’re not big partiers.

My Snapchat and my Instagram probably get more views than every magazine out there.

I definitely want to be like a Guy Fieri or Anthony Bourdain for the young and hot. That would be amaaazing.

I can’t believe they would cancel ‘Big Brother!’ It’s like an institution!

Some think I do nothing but drive a Bentley around and hang out with Kim.

I’ve been working since I was a kid.

You know, it’s annoying we all get a lot of negative comments on Instagram, Twitter and stuff, but you know what? We’re working hard and enjoying life.

There’s a lot of hate, it’s terrible. I get it on my Twitter and Instagram all the time; I see it on Kim’s as well. It’s just miserable people, who are sitting in their basements, I feel bad for them, it’s sad. Some people spend their whole day just commenting, it’s really a sick situation.

Thank God reality TV happened. Oh my God, it gave me a chance.

Rock shrimp is so generic.

If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats.

I’m ruthless, to be honest!

I don’t like it when the burgers are rock-hard; I like them mushy and delicious.

I was in Iceland with Kim and Kanye, he started calling me ‘Food God.’ So I knew when I came back, I was like, ‘I am Food God. It was like, the power of Food God. He christened it.’

People always ask me, ‘What do you do all day?’

The Dishh has everything, not just gossip; cool places and cool outfits, cool places to travel, cool things to see and do.

Sometimes I knew I was better than the people I was working for.

You know, you don’t want to be just an average person.

I don’t like them with 55 toppings. I like burgers how I like my pizza: plain and simple.

I have dermatologists, Atlas bone adjusters, a doctor that does a Polish technique to make your blood circulate. It heals everything.

I think Jon Hamm needs to just shut up and stop being such a mad man!

Anyone I go to Nobu with who gets rock shrimp, I freak out on them.

I’m not a bad mouther, you know what I mean?

People are like, oh, you just hang out with Kim all day. No, I’m working on 39 businesses. It drives me nuts.

Usually when people eat sliders they’re really hard because they’re so small, so they’re like hockey pucks.

People were always asking me about where to go and what to eat.

I can’t stand eating sliders because they’re often hard as a rock and they’re dry.

I’m everybody’s friend.

I live that lifestyle. I want to be the Robin Leach for the new generation, telling them what the hottest places are and where to go.