Words matter. These are the best Moron Quotes from famous people such as Libba Bray, Massimiliano Allegri, Ted Rall, Walter Dean Myers, Bill Goldberg, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I’m a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.
One doesn’t win by chance. One doesn’t lead a business to make a €1 billion or €500 million if he is a moron.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school.
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what’s written in a contract?
I’m not some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat as if they’re some exotic animal.
George Clooney, who is a moron, came here to Cannes and gave a press conference saying, ‘Under no circumstances will Trump ever be president. Hillary Clinton will be the next president.’ Well, we can’t wait to make George Clooney eat his words.
It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
I don’t want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musicians gets that life. So rather than being like, ‘I’m an exception!’, like a moron, I thought I’d get a real job.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
I know I mispronounce things constantly, because maybe I read more than I talk, but I don’t know the proper way to say a lot of things, even though I know what they are. But then I know I look like a moron.
If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
Even though he’s a moron, I supported Tyson Fury.
The computer is a moron.
I couldn’t help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.
Some people think I’m a total moron and I would hope most people think I’m very good at what I do.
Anyone who thinks they’re important is usually just a pompous moron who can’t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they’re on Twitter. It’s just stupid.
‘Cooking Lucky’ is a show for guys – or girls – or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you’ve been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it.
Donald Trump is an idiot and a moron and just a kook of the first order, but he is surrounded by a bunch of guys like me, who are ride-or-die for him. They don’t love him ideologically, but they’re stuck. And they’re very smart. And they’re very determined and they will do anything to win.
I’m happy to be thought of as cool, but I never was cool. Everyone thought I was this complete moron and complete dork for the majority of my school years.
Being a nurturer isn’t being a moron.
I think people will be surprised to find that I’m not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I’m not a real moron.
Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I will never back down.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
As you get older, you’re humbled by the fact that you’re a moron.
I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You’d think the industry was run by a feminist cabal.
If I called my kids a moron, I think it would traumatize them. I don’t think they even know what the word is.
I am very fortunate. I am a glass-half-full eternal optimist type to the point of being a moron. But I would never presume to know how hard it goes for others. How, for some people, just getting though the day is an incredible effort that can hardly be borne.
Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
George W. Bush: a person who is the ultimate outcome of the American condition. Someone promoted above ability because of circumstance and organisation and empathy. You don’t have to be intelligent. A moron in a hurry could know that you don’t prevent war by having a war.
I’m not a complete moron like most musicians whom I’ve met.
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you’ll pardon the expression.
The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
Here’s my challenge to the real men out there; it’s very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If you love your wife, say it. If some moron tells you that you’re merely a ‘newlywed’ or that you’re still just ‘too young to understand,’ correct them.
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn’t bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn’t have any brains. I didn’t know what I was doing there. That’s why I became an actor.
If you behave like a stupid moron, you’re going to get called out by me.